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fireshadow

May. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Put random words into a hat, draw 3 out. Make it a game.

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momomaster72

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why there isn't a "I have no idea what I am doing" quest on Kongregate yet is a question I'll never get answered.

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7EyeMongoose

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) whew... they just don't make giraffes like they used to.

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kitsunechu

Dec. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Man, I need to start reading the Russian news...

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Jcmccoy

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never ending neck, starts fires on snow through grinding, and has rockets strapped near his head. What is it? It's the best giraffe EVER.

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fureditom

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i don't think that russians measure distance in feet... :)

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miauw62

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The title did it for me.

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Harpan32

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) R.I.P. Comrade Giraffe, you really stuck your neck out for the Motherland.

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addman

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "wait, why are the soviets developing this" "for fun" "oh, OK"

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olitux1

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) soldier: sir, we have found a way to win the war! commander: great! what is it? soldier: we can make a giraffe taller, much taller! commander: brilliant! lets get cracking!

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trem

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never before has animal cruelty led to so many meaningless achievements....

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swedgethigh

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Needs upgrades gives a reason to keep playing

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theHench

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this was made 3 yrs ago and suddenly hits front page?

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warstorm111

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soviet rocket giraffe next up? Imperial Laser Elephant?

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stereoridden

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i like to think this giraffe's neck isn't that long and just beyond the camera view is a giraffe body flopping around with crazy ragdoll effect

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Breakout72

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) War... War never changes...

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vickyblue

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like how it is SOVIET rocket giraffe but they still measure the travel distance in feet xD

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Cosette_Zendikar

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Lovely graphics, great concept, needs to be fleshed out further. Upgrades and a reward system would be a great addition to this.

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JoshuaW74

May. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It needs a store! I need ION or spatial folding engines!

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DarkSin22

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Al in the sky look an unidentified projectile." "Looks like a giraffe." "Huh you're right it kinda does LETS SHOOT IT!"

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hobochicken1

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I remember as little boy in USSR watching giraffe launches. At first they use dog, but dog neck too small, so dog neck would break (very horrible thing to see). Then they had very great success when use giraffe. New one would fly over house every tuesday (I remember because father would bring home big case of vodka on tuesday). So I ask father one day "who they want to hit with giraffe?" and he say "The americans of course." So I ask "Why do we hate americans so much?" He responds "Because when american president drink tea with Comrade Stalin, he spilled tea on Stalin, and now mortal enemy."

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grimreaper125

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in soviet giraffe, lag helps you!

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Kt395

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrades please! Otherwise, 5/5

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I_Am_Someone

Oct. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's probably happy fighting for Mother Russia.

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Galev

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's annoying how after you fail you need to click the screen before it detects the keyboard...

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dexman777

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some upgrades could make it better, but still 5/5.

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wwwarrick

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized that according to the calendar in the background of the main menu, 1950 Russia only consisted of 19 days, and something important happened on the 13th day...

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Deviacium

Apr. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what? feet? how much the hell that is... argh! 0.3048 meters! I though we used metric system in USSR.

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ZuluAssault

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) santa , kno what i want for christmas

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kinglaw

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm so this is the new alternative to nuclear weapons?

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annoushka

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "preventable accident caused by distracted handler"....am i a murderer of a poor innocent giraffe..?

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Exper1mentMax

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) shall we attack with missiles? NO! It's too obvious... prepare the Giraffe!

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DarkProphet23

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is glitchy as hell. I'm falling through solid ground, can't jump when I hit the up button, grinding so jaggedly that I actually break through the ground and die...again and again. Interesting concept but crappy execution.

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jojjannes

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The easiest way I found was to not using the S key to go faster

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MalayangPilipino

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, Animals threaten weapons

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kevinlisa

Apr. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Badge done. Never again.

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Titanshadow12

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Laughed as soon as I saw the title. 10:57 PM, going to sleep... "nope gotta check this out"

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maltar_draco

May. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay! Let me get this straight: Scientists of the Soviet Union in the 1950s have been working on a "rocket giraffe", that is- a giraffe with it's neck restrained at the initial half-way point to hold it's body down and just at the top of it's neck is a collar with rockets on both sides. The rocket giraffe magically propells through it's increasingly long neck across platforms a handler must direct the giraffe across in order to win the war on capitalism? And it gets a average rating of less than 5.0? SERIOUSLY!

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Jedilord08

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is what the soviets did for fun. the real testing was with penguins.

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Kyru

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This has Jmtb02 written all over it. Rockets? Check. Obscure object of the Animal Kingdom? Check. Placing said Animal in an insane situation? Check. Smashing art style to keep PETA from raging? Check.

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blueman2010

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Of course, all armourgames's weird games are made by jtmb...

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duck55223

Jun. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Quite a fun game but,What were you smoking when you made this?

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Renx44

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So that means....In America, Giraffe shoots you, bu in Soviet Russia, you shoot Giraffe!

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skippydoo

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I clicked this thinking it was the one where you were going up into space and fight the walrus, but its totally different. never expected to see a sequel to that. awesome 4/5,

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noah12

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man i thought we had all the best technolagy...but the soviet girraffe missle makes me scared

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lileco

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next game will be with an blue elephant throwing his snout!

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jirya

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a launch game just is not a launch game without some weird and funny upgrades to purchase

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jason1111345

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) well...i think its safe to say the USA failed to beat the USSR at the making of giraffes with an endless neck

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shellayogi

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so bad there is no upgrades available

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Poxykun

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Fun save for the infuriating infrequency in which the long necked bastard actually jumps after grinding. Many, many, many, many nosedives on the first jump while a rainbow PERFECT flashes on the screen.

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