Comments for Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go!

avatar for fireshadow
fireshadow

May. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Put random words into a hat, draw 3 out. Make it a game.

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momomaster72

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why there isn't a "I have no idea what I am doing" quest on Kongregate yet is a question I'll never get answered.

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avatar for 7EyeMongoose
7EyeMongoose

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) whew... they just don't make giraffes like they used to.

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kitsunechu

Dec. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Man, I need to start reading the Russian news...

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Jcmccoy

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never ending neck, starts fires on snow through grinding, and has rockets strapped near his head. What is it? It's the best giraffe EVER.

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olitux1

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) soldier: sir, we have found a way to win the war! commander: great! what is it? soldier: we can make a giraffe taller, much taller! commander: brilliant! lets get cracking!

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fureditom

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i don't think that russians measure distance in feet... :)

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avatar for miauw62
miauw62

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The title did it for me.

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swedgethigh

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Needs upgrades gives a reason to keep playing

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avatar for Harpan32
Harpan32

Jun. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) R.I.P. Comrade Giraffe, you really stuck your neck out for the Motherland.

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avatar for addman
addman

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "wait, why are the soviets developing this" "for fun" "oh, OK"

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trem

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never before has animal cruelty led to so many meaningless achievements....

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theHench

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this was made 3 yrs ago and suddenly hits front page?

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warstorm111

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soviet rocket giraffe next up? Imperial Laser Elephant?

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avatar for Deviacium
Deviacium

Apr. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what? feet? how much the hell that is... argh! 0.3048 meters! I though we used metric system in USSR.

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stereoridden

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i like to think this giraffe's neck isn't that long and just beyond the camera view is a giraffe body flopping around with crazy ragdoll effect

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avatar for Breakout72
Breakout72

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) War... War never changes...

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avatar for vickyblue
vickyblue

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like how it is SOVIET rocket giraffe but they still measure the travel distance in feet xD

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avatar for Cosette_Zendikar
Cosette_Zendikar

Apr. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Lovely graphics, great concept, needs to be fleshed out further. Upgrades and a reward system would be a great addition to this.

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avatar for JoshuaW74
JoshuaW74

May. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It needs a store! I need ION or spatial folding engines!

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avatar for DarkSin22
DarkSin22

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Al in the sky look an unidentified projectile." "Looks like a giraffe." "Huh you're right it kinda does LETS SHOOT IT!"

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hobochicken1

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I remember as little boy in USSR watching giraffe launches. At first they use dog, but dog neck too small, so dog neck would break (very horrible thing to see). Then they had very great success when use giraffe. New one would fly over house every tuesday (I remember because father would bring home big case of vodka on tuesday). So I ask father one day "who they want to hit with giraffe?" and he say "The americans of course." So I ask "Why do we hate americans so much?" He responds "Because when american president drink tea with Comrade Stalin, he spilled tea on Stalin, and now mortal enemy."

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grimreaper125

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in soviet giraffe, lag helps you!

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Kt395

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrades please! Otherwise, 5/5

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avatar for I_Am_Someone
I_Am_Someone

Oct. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's probably happy fighting for Mother Russia.

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avatar for Galev
Galev

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's annoying how after you fail you need to click the screen before it detects the keyboard...

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avatar for dexman777
dexman777

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some upgrades could make it better, but still 5/5.

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avatar for wwwarrick
wwwarrick

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized that according to the calendar in the background of the main menu, 1950 Russia only consisted of 19 days, and something important happened on the 13th day...

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avatar for ZuluAssault
ZuluAssault

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) santa , kno what i want for christmas

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avatar for kinglaw
kinglaw

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm so this is the new alternative to nuclear weapons?

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avatar for annoushka
annoushka

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "preventable accident caused by distracted handler"....am i a murderer of a poor innocent giraffe..?

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avatar for Exper1mentMax
Exper1mentMax

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) shall we attack with missiles? NO! It's too obvious... prepare the Giraffe!

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DarkProphet23

Apr. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is glitchy as hell. I'm falling through solid ground, can't jump when I hit the up button, grinding so jaggedly that I actually break through the ground and die...again and again. Interesting concept but crappy execution.

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jojjannes

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The easiest way I found was to not using the S key to go faster

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MalayangPilipino

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, Animals threaten weapons

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avatar for kevinlisa
kevinlisa

Apr. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Badge done. Never again.

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avatar for kiriaki4
kiriaki4

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is cool, but a bit strange... I love it though! XD

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Titanshadow12

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Laughed as soon as I saw the title. 10:57 PM, going to sleep... "nope gotta check this out"

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maltar_draco

May. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay! Let me get this straight: Scientists of the Soviet Union in the 1950s have been working on a "rocket giraffe", that is- a giraffe with it's neck restrained at the initial half-way point to hold it's body down and just at the top of it's neck is a collar with rockets on both sides. The rocket giraffe magically propells through it's increasingly long neck across platforms a handler must direct the giraffe across in order to win the war on capitalism? And it gets a average rating of less than 5.0? SERIOUSLY!

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avatar for Jedilord08
Jedilord08

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this is what the soviets did for fun. the real testing was with penguins.

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avatar for Kyru
Kyru

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This has Jmtb02 written all over it. Rockets? Check. Obscure object of the Animal Kingdom? Check. Placing said Animal in an insane situation? Check. Smashing art style to keep PETA from raging? Check.

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avatar for blueman2010
blueman2010

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Of course, all armourgames's weird games are made by jtmb...

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avatar for duck55223
duck55223

Jun. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Quite a fun game but,What were you smoking when you made this?

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avatar for Renx44
Renx44

Apr. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So that means....In America, Giraffe shoots you, bu in Soviet Russia, you shoot Giraffe!

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avatar for skippydoo
skippydoo

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I clicked this thinking it was the one where you were going up into space and fight the walrus, but its totally different. never expected to see a sequel to that. awesome 4/5,

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avatar for noah12
noah12

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man i thought we had all the best technolagy...but the soviet girraffe missle makes me scared

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avatar for lileco
lileco

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next game will be with an blue elephant throwing his snout!

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avatar for jirya
jirya

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a launch game just is not a launch game without some weird and funny upgrades to purchase

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avatar for jason1111345
jason1111345

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) well...i think its safe to say the USA failed to beat the USSR at the making of giraffes with an endless neck

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avatar for shellayogi
shellayogi

Apr. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so bad there is no upgrades available

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