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Never ending neck, starts fires on snow through grinding, and has rockets strapped near his head. What is it? It's the best giraffe EVER.
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soldier: sir, we have found a way to win the war!
commander: great! what is it?
soldier: we can make a giraffe taller, much taller!
commander: brilliant! lets get cracking!
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I remember as little boy in USSR watching giraffe launches. At first they use dog, but dog neck too small, so dog neck would break (very horrible thing to see). Then they had very great success when use giraffe. New one would fly over house every tuesday (I remember because father would bring home big case of vodka on tuesday). So I ask father one day "who they want to hit with giraffe?" and he say "The americans of course." So I ask "Why do we hate americans so much?" He responds "Because when american president drink tea with Comrade Stalin, he spilled tea on Stalin, and now mortal enemy."
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Lovely graphics, great concept, needs to be fleshed out further. Upgrades and a reward system would be a great addition to this.
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"Al in the sky look an unidentified projectile." "Looks like a giraffe." "Huh you're right it kinda does LETS SHOOT IT!"
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I just realized that according to the calendar in the background of the main menu, 1950 Russia only consisted of 19 days, and something important happened on the 13th day...
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This game is glitchy as hell. I'm falling through solid ground, can't jump when I hit the up button, grinding so jaggedly that I actually break through the ground and die...again and again. Interesting concept but crappy execution.
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Okay! Let me get this straight: Scientists of the Soviet Union in the 1950s have been working on a "rocket giraffe", that is- a giraffe with it's neck restrained at the initial half-way point to hold it's body down and just at the top of it's neck is a collar with rockets on both sides. The rocket giraffe magically propells through it's increasingly long neck across platforms a handler must direct the giraffe across in order to win the war on capitalism? And it gets a average rating of less than 5.0? SERIOUSLY!
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This has Jmtb02 written all over it.
Rockets? Check.
Obscure object of the Animal Kingdom? Check.
Placing said Animal in an insane situation? Check.
Smashing art style to keep PETA from raging? Check.
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i like to think this giraffe's neck isn't that long and just beyond the camera view is a giraffe body flopping around with crazy ragdoll effect
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I clicked this thinking it was the one where you were going up into space and fight the walrus, but its totally different. never expected to see a sequel to that. awesome 4/5,
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Fun save for the infuriating infrequency in which the long necked bastard actually jumps after grinding. Many, many, many, many nosedives on the first jump while a rainbow PERFECT flashes on the screen.