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kitsunechu

Dec. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Man, I need to start reading the Russian news...

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fireshadow

May. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Put random words into a hat, draw 3 out. Make it a game.

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7EyeMongoose

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) whew... they just don't make giraffes like they used to.

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miauw62

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The title did it for me.

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Jcmccoy

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never ending neck, starts fires on snow through grinding, and has rockets strapped near his head. What is it? It's the best giraffe EVER.

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trem

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never before has animal cruelty led to so many meaningless achievements....

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warstorm111

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soviet rocket giraffe next up? Imperial Laser Elephant?

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Kyru

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This has Jmtb02 written all over it. Rockets? Check. Obscure object of the Animal Kingdom? Check. Placing said Animal in an insane situation? Check. Smashing art style to keep PETA from raging? Check.

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Kt395

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Upgrades please! Otherwise, 5/5

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addman

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "wait, why are the soviets developing this" "for fun" "oh, OK"

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jake_da_snake

Oct. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Title = auto 5/5 =]

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obliviongate

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of solipskier somehow... great game 5/5

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FailBros

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in USA, rocket wears giraffe.

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dexman777

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some upgrades could make it better, but still 5/5.

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ZuluAssault

Nov. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) santa , kno what i want for christmas

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JoshuaW74

May. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It needs a store! I need ION or spatial folding engines!

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Grendal27

Feb. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades

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sum1sbanana

Oct. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Strangely addiciting. 5/5

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grimreaper125

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in soviet giraffe, lag helps you!

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I_Am_Someone

Oct. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's probably happy fighting for Mother Russia.

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LlamasAtWork

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, Jtmb02, you are getting crazier and crazier.

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skippydoo

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I clicked this thinking it was the one where you were going up into space and fight the walrus, but its totally different. never expected to see a sequel to that. awesome 4/5,

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DarkSin22

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Al in the sky look an unidentified projectile." "Looks like a giraffe." "Huh you're right it kinda does LETS SHOOT IT!"

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annoushka

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "preventable accident caused by distracted handler"....am i a murderer of a poor innocent giraffe..?

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jason1111345

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) well...i think its safe to say the USA failed to beat the USSR at the making of giraffes with an endless neck

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Flyer009No2

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Best... Title... Ever

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maltar_draco

May. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay! Let me get this straight: Scientists of the Soviet Union in the 1950s have been working on a "rocket giraffe", that is- a giraffe with it's neck restrained at the initial half-way point to hold it's body down and just at the top of it's neck is a collar with rockets on both sides. The rocket giraffe magically propells through it's increasingly long neck across platforms a handler must direct the giraffe across in order to win the war on capitalism? And it gets a average rating of less than 5.0? SERIOUSLY!

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MalayangPilipino

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, Animals threaten weapons

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Yumos

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What did I just play?

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jordan50945

Jul. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades + if you agree

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noah12

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man i thought we had all the best technolagy...but the soviet girraffe missle makes me scared

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HyperX

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What happened in Soviet Russia during the events of Hedgehog Launch 1 and 2 @_@

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kinglaw

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm so this is the new alternative to nuclear weapons?

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lileco

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next game will be with an blue elephant throwing his snout!

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jirya

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a launch game just is not a launch game without some weird and funny upgrades to purchase

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hobochicken1

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I remember as little boy in USSR watching giraffe launches. At first they use dog, but dog neck too small, so dog neck would break (very horrible thing to see). Then they had very great success when use giraffe. New one would fly over house every tuesday (I remember because father would bring home big case of vodka on tuesday). So I ask father one day "who they want to hit with giraffe?" and he say "The americans of course." So I ask "Why do we hate americans so much?" He responds "Because when american president drink tea with Comrade Stalin, he spilled tea on Stalin, and now mortal enemy."