Kongregate: Play free games online

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: "Sir, it appears that our pacifist strategy isn't working. Some guy with a ton of guns destroyed all of our ships." General: "Oh, looks like we'll have to send in the behemoth." Soldier: "Yes! Should I arm it with lasers or nukes?" General: "Oh, no, just make him plod slowly across the ship. Also, design its hull so it releases a bunch of coins whenever hit."

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kristoefoe

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish my boss gave out that much money

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Dbivens41

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The best part is you still didn't pay the guy at the beginning back

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Electrocuter

Apr. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god that Heart Rate Upgrade.

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Zerollo

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That is not a boss... More like a money machine...

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vinh1234567

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I turned my volume up for the heart rate upgrade hoping to hear a heartbeat next thing I knew, I was having CPR.

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Mako250

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The bigger the coin is, the more money it is worth, so if u kill something far away, it's worth squash

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jerry115

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Premium content ftw!!!

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NexaValhol

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Please Upgrade the "Comments" section to see this comment.

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MichaelCatson

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else recognize that the writing from the indie game mode was from final fantasy 8?

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Nobleh

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5 Stars for the Premium Content Conversation.

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gamelord2000

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol for the free premium content XD

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Jerowen

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OH GOD WHY DO I KEEP PLAYING THE LAST LEVEL OVER AND OVER BECAUSE 74 LASER CANNONS

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blla

Mar. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) NEVER GET THE HEART UPGRADE YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS!

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miles12591

Aug. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOL. This game is so mean for making the heart rate upgrade as the badge of the day

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noahfatih2

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so one of the acheivements was to not crap your pants well thats is five points ill never get

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cman95

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really hope someone payed $50 for the sheep

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Kaltherzigh

Apr. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG it's the boss!! And he's shooting money at me!!! What do i do? WHAT DO I DO?! Wait a second.... he's shooting.... MONEY?! Should i really kill him? I mean.... He's shooting money at me.... He isn't probably that bad of a guy....

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darkwolf811

Apr. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously needs a degrade button. I'm not going to check what all the stages for the credits are in the middle of the game, but if I got a chance at the end, I would probably check it! Same goes for avatar and ship graphics.

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DanielARP

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I had headphones when I bought the heart rate upgrade. I almost shat a brick.

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chiem1000

Sep. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Premium content HELL YEAH!

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wopa

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's not a sequel. It's an upgrade!

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iSoria

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am suing Armor Games since I purchased the Heart Rate Upgrade in this game and dropped my sweet potato. That potato was good.

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hakoMike

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I will give this game 1 star, then increase my score by a star at irregular intervals until it is at 5 stars. It seems in the game's spirit.

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IsaccX

May. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That awkward moment when you realize the waste of $4000 avatar Upgrade 4 was.

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xbourrinx

Nov. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The prenium content is so good

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Valenciaassiana

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) IN ORDER TO BEAT THE GAME: get all the upgrades, and if you don't have the upgrade complete medal yet, refresh your browser. This should give you the Upgrade complete medal and then you fight the boss. THERE IS NO END TO THE WAVES UNLESS YOU GET UPGRADE COMPLETE MEDAL

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ShadowO9

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow im amazed upgrade 1 AND 2 are both on the top 2 on shooter games on kongregate. Well done the person who made this.

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JamesOfKirkwall

Dec. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That "Heart Rate Upgrade" just killed my headphones and my hearing...All for the price of $1! Thanks!

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robodex1

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Love how you remembered the borrowed cash from the last game. Those poor people who havn't played #1 yet. XD

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cooper254254

Mar. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I knew it was coming, it still scared me.

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tacloc

Apr. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i imagine having a bounch of coins sparyed at your windsheild while 300 feet in the air could be dangerous.....

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Hullox

Apr. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't buy it yet, but I assume that the "Heart Rate Upgrade" flashes a scary face.

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Falzarr

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game can only be described as "win". I bought 86 lasers, upgraded them all to lvl 5, and then had 5 of each of the movement thingies at lvl 5. If I clikc the screen once, every enemy dies instantly. The boss took 4 seconds to kill, and the game ran at like half speed even on low quality. Any game that lets you have so many lasers deserves a 5/5. My ship was a laser cube death god that shoots rainbows. I approve.

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7sMyLuckyNumber

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir! He's got all the upgrades!" "Hm... Well, there's nothing for it. SEND IN THE CASH COW!"

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maciacia

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sorry cant afford to be polite :'(

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9001deadpuppies

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The most satisfying thing on the planet is to see every slot in the grid filled with a level 5 weapon.

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Banneth

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't Crap Your Pants Badge, is well deserved if you don't know whats going to happen.

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giavi2

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) upgrade complete 3 = triple the intrest LOL

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masterltlt

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mechanic: Sir, how would you like us to attach these lasers to the plane? Head Mechanic: Just kind of lay them next to the plane. I'm sure the plane'll take them with it when it takes off.

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monkkid

Apr. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the fact your "Ship" Is more like a fleet of ships :D

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guitaraddictbots

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wonder why i get more coins when closer to kill... "sir, the enemy is flying on top of us!" "well, drop some more coins and see if they leave!"