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I was expecting some political comedy here, but there really isn't any. There is no witty humor or social commentary. It's just any other launch game with the President instead of a penguin/hedgehog/turtle. And it's not as good as any of those either because it lacks the depth that those games have. It can easily be completed in less than half an hour and even then it's just not as fun to play as some other launch games. It's not a bad game, but we have come to expect more from launch games than this. 3/5
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Wait, the national debt is a million dollars? That's not so bad... Actually, that's probably the best we've had it.
And second of all, do you think that rocket pogo-stick is the reason we're a million(?) dollars in debt?
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Of course, the dollar-pogo-stick! Man, there must be a lot of economists out there embarrassed to not have thought of that.
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why is there a "walkthrough" for this game? LOL because all you are doing is buying upgrades along the way while trying to collect $1 000 000
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Sorry, Janders5... But you forgot that we would need to give him that weird magic capitalist pogo ball, aswell as a bidimensional bull to push him...
But... Who cares? Give him a stick and shot him from a normal cannon anyway :D.
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Should be an unlockable Romney survival mode. Click repeatedly to lower taxes and wait for money to trickle down. That should extend the game-length indefinitely.
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I would like to change the keys from the arrows to wasd and the kite and to up and right on dpad. Would you be able to do this at all? Please.
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nice game, but way too less upgrades in my opinion, think there could be a lot more upgrades like air resistance, obama self upgrades(less speed lost if he falls from stick) and more power for stick are some examples
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There's no strategy to this. Any obstacles that you could speed up or slow down for aren't on screen long enough for you to make adjustments for them. No entertainment here. Avoid game.
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Whoever designed this game has about as much understanding of how to fix the budget as the President. So... good job?