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davomonster

Nov. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNequip AND SELL stuff

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Decrate

Aug. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Goal Checklist: 700,000 distance [Best so far: 699740] ...Shit happens?

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Iron_Manx119

Feb. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a speedo-meter would be nice

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Pluto2828

Jul. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Glitch. I launched the geek DIRECTLY upwards with the cannon, and when he came down while flaming, he made no distance, instantly stopped, and said I lost. < (Not glitched part) Then, it still showed the flames on him while he walked.

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MickyFoley

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bug found: If you fly over long time in space, you can't fall down for long - bees ofer bees. And if, there are hundreds of berzerks and cannons. I flew ~1hour doing anything... weird. Thought, i have to close the game but luckily, i landed.

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sayala1

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) power hit+ robot+cannon=1000mph

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Gallicus

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry, to further my previous comment... always aim horizontally, not 45 degrees like you'd normally expect. The power hits at ~0 degrees are godly as you get a ton of forward momentum. Enough bees and cannons will get you height and more speed.

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raydot

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For those just starting out: remember that everything you can buy is used to increase one of three things: money, distance, or XP. (Before you scroll down to call me an idiot since the ninja headband increases bees and cannons, remember that each of these adds distance.) So start by worrying about money, then XP, then when you have enough money to buy whatever you want (like the gorilla arm or frost sword) then turn your attention to distance. There's also a lot of low-hanging fruit when it comes to collecting diamonds. As others have mentioned, visiting the sponsor page and hitting the geek as he walks back are easy ones to get. So is letting the geek walk all the way back -- just take a weak shot and he'll be back in no time! It's worth reading through the achievements first so you can come up with a strategy for unlocking the walkman and the sunflower seed back as quickly as possible.

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nanofarias

Dec. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1,015,465 Feet Hit With Marcus Lvl. 13-Frost Sword-Walkman-Beer Bunk Helmet Stats 23.26.11 Use Marcus since it is the one with the most Power Smashes!!

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Kano21

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i just love the explenations for the weapons like the frost sword: we got this sword in exchange for a pogoball from a stupid little kid. Why do kidz this day have a Frostsword???? or my second favorite Gorilla arm: a ripped gorilla arm. thats what u get for throwing barrels at peoples heads. you bastard

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mally_123

Sep. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If I'm going very, very fast, find a Cannon and shoot myself straight up, he'll surpass the 2000 metres limmit, right? Yeah, so what, some of you might ask? When you land him he'll immediately stop going and walk away, with the fiery aura behind him. This only works if shot straight up from a Cannon, though.Just saw it.

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rennat125

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who needs auto- forward? Just put something heavy on the right arrow key and voila, auto-forward!

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Codyeo

Mar. 1, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Not only does air control force you to hold D for the duration of a launch to maximize distance, there's an item you can waste in-game currency on to hold it down for you. If you have to include an item to solve such an unnecessary inconvenience, just remove the feature altogether. There's also not much incentive to spend Kreds for diamond items when the stats are hidden until purchase; micro-transactions are bad enough without making them mysteries. If you want people to support you monetarily, give them options they can actually see to decide whether they're worth purchasing.

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Savior42

Dec. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is one ginormous geek: judging from the altimeter he must be about 50' tall!

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Kenaron

May. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The lack of instant death traps makes this better than Toss the Turtle. Few things are as pointlessly frustrating as dying to mid-air spike traps and you won't find those here. And an item that removes the need to tape down the right button is another great idea. It is annoying that there are items that seem to cost diamonds to buy but require more than you can get in the game, but overall it's still the best game of this kind I've played.

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CypherDextrous

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That hard badge is very luck based in the first 20 minutes of playing I got to 652k with bad gear, then I had to play for nearly another 2 hours with much better gear to get it. The loadout I finally stuck with and used to get the hard badge was Frost Sword, Ninja Headband, Walkman and Leather Bracer. That seemed to be the best out of the many combinations I tried. Launch completely horizontal and only use your Power Smash when you absolutely need to. Good Luck!

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2broke4vidgame

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I was able to hit the geek over 73,000 feet when I was only level 3 and hadn't bought anything from the store. This just shows you how much this game can run on luck. I didn't even hit a power smash!

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RaceBandit

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Looks like the diamond items are automatically unlocked for everyone once you hit that amount of diamonds. I guess it's a reward thing: Get that many diamonds and the game gives you new toys.

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Lexxielogic

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone else noticed the cheeseburger shaped clouds? I was wondering why I was getting hungry..

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shay4578

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It could be a lot more interesting if the sky wasn't the limit... Once the geek leaves the screen (above 2000') there is nothing for him to hit. Rank up if you think a playground with stuff above the 2k line and maybe a radar system with it are what this game needs.

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Maat_Mons

Mar. 1, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, I'm playing as a serial-abuse victim who always willingly goes back to his abuser? This game is dark.

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Enjee_888

Jul. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Don't you think the geek would lose some weight after walking all the way back after every hit, and why does he co-operate anyway!

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sotlat

Feb. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I used the tips provided by Mattesp and got close to 700,000. I prefer not relying on random number generators, so I completed enough achievements (lots of grinding) to get the Robot Arm and then I got hard badge within a few tries.

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XxwhybotherxX

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @Mattesp: i just use the welding helmet the gives 100%cannons, and the bullet belt that gives the cannon push. but other than that i do the same thing with the angle meter

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Olympe

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I quite like the update, especially the new character. It is nice to be able to play a woman character. One thing that I noticed though is that the French version of the game is not fully translated this time. For instance "inventory" is not translated by "inventaire". I guess most of players don't care about it and don't speak French at all but it is just something I wanted to mention here because it is rather weird. I put a 5: I enjoyed the concept, the items and the possibility to play in my language (it is rare for non english speakers). The comments of the geek are particularly hilarious.

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Buzzhunter

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Top ten favorite nerd comments! 10- lolz hamburger clouds 9- Game was great but no mute button. 2/5 8- I'd own u on D&D anytime 7- another noob ripoff of homerun in berzerk land 6- this is physical abuse. im suing you. 6- you're weapon isn't even magical. and i'm like level 99. lol noob 5- I lost my magic card +1 on the way! You're so in trouble! 4- DODGED, i used dexterity +1 3- missed! i had my invisability cape 2- i had my shield +37 on, hacker. 1- Boobies are better than this game, i've never seen any, though.

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Midragoth

Jun. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Shooting completely horizontal from a cannon strait into a Zerker = Epic Awesomeness. Btw, I love how games like this are based a lot on chance and improvements come in great strides. Case in point, never got over 10k in height until I got 15k, next improvement on that was 40k, lol. Fun game. Played for a half hour after getting the hard achievement.

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PhoenixOasis

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There is absolutely no way to be offended by this game as a geek. In fact, I think it goes to show that Berzerk Studios loves geeks! Why? No matter what you put him through, the geek keeps getting up and coming back for more!

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player6661998

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To get multiple power shots upgrade your accuracy!

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Lexperiments

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) HOW IS THAT GEEK FAT? HE'S WALKED OVER 9,000 MILES BACK TO THE CLIFF!

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taylorschneider

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) pretty sure these nerds dont mind getting beat around by a hot girl with a fly swatter.... probably some weird fantasy of the developers

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kmsg

Nov. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Stop! You're making the ground bleed!

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Spirala

Nov. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) So this explains the declining bee population on Planet Earth...

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kbaleiro

Dec. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I sorta like Denise using the Sausage.

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Ketorox

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder who's got bigger boobs... Denize or Comeau?

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AmberAsylum

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta feel sorry for the geek... he finally gets to talk to a girl but then she hits him 92000 feet with a baseball bat!

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naximus

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, berserk studios, I sent you $1000 and a tuna sandwich 3 weeks ago!, wheres my shotgun ammo?!?!?

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DanSoup

May. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, a lot of fun leveling up and watching the geek fly. Here are some tips for getting a 1M+ distance: 1. The initial hit should be at 45 degrees with max power. 2. Save your Power Smashes for when the geek is almost about to stop, this way it's easier to hit the geek AND you get a much greater distance than unloading them all at the start. 3. If you get in a cannon, fire it at quite a shallow angle (very horizontaly) this way you get a really good horizontal speed and you're more likely to hit berzerkers which will increase your speed even more. (If you're interested when I got my 1M+ score I was using Ballon with the Frost Sword equipped with the Walkman (just do achievements to get the diamonds), the Beer Bunk Helmet and the Tapes Barcer (supposed to be "Bracer"?) which gave me strength 24, accuracy 22 and control 17 along with 8 power smashes.). You also need a bit of luck.

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injectionpwntu

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I went ahead and purchased Hell Sword and Dino Smasher. here are the stats for each. Hell Sword: +62 +6 +6 +6. Dino smasher +85 +24 -6 -6. Vote this comment up so people know what they're buying.

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Furioux

Mar. 1, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) BADGEs not work 100 bees and nothing XD

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thepwner814

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its pretty legit that i can hit a 400 lb man 1,000 times farther than the furthest home run recorded in MLB.

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sexstrap_betty

Oct. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) +1 for wanting a speedometer

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B4by_Yue

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL some of the clouds looks like burger =3

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95Cow

Nov. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If this game was any more metal, your computer would catch on fire.

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Dutchxguy

Sep. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would be cool if u could items to the geek, so he is more areo dynamic or looks better(or worse =D)

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stefanolalala

Jan. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what are bees doing 1500 feet in the sky?

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jacesxx

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I saw a girl on the front. i played

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freddycoops

Feb. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) lets start with criticisms, all the text is a terrible font and too small, the pacing is too damn slow i'm 10 hits in and I've only made $151 and thats because i got one lucky hit, and last but not least i've never understood why based on your audience especially on online flash game sites why you'd simultaneously take the piss out of 'nerds' but also essentially base the game around 'nerdy' fan service and shit...

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Floydeight

Dec. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is far from entertainment.

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geniustein

Nov. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) After A LOT of grinding, i finally got the hard badge with marcus at lvl 17 using frost sword, gold ring, fat bottle and beer bunk helmet. Just space out power shots and only use them when the geek slows down. I do not recommend obsessing over in game trophies as crystals are part of a cash grub sceme and you can do without crystal unlocked items

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