Comments for Memoir Text Adventure

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laserbeam3

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) apparently a bully aged 9 can kill me. cheers.

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Spartan0430

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i gave the hobo my sandwich and i died from "health drop" i starved to death from lack of sammich XD

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honeyslayer

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 110 and had 45,000$.... it needs more shop options or healthcare

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gospelboy

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was sure right to go to the hospital. The doctors told me a way of living longer. Next turn: Dead. I BLAME THE DOCTOR.

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chromatose

Sep. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So... the first person I dated got murdered and the second died of a prolonged illness. I died alone with no children and a boatload of cash at 130. Why must life be so cruel and lonely? ;.;

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cute__kitty

Jun. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Doctors removed my cyst and i died of a stab wound! maybe the doctor was violent

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Grendal27

Jan. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Make a "Roll again" button at the begining where you see your stats for the first time. + if you agree.

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Forgived

Jun. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I just won the Game show! Next turn. Dead. NOOOOOOOO! I didn't even get to spend deh Money!!

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Randomoddguy

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My arnold swartzennegger strength let me win the fight with the bully...really, what the hell was the bully thinking?!?

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awesomedragon17

May. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Funny thing is, all these comments seem to forget that irl you are at a computer and in the game you are at another computer.... A game in a game. So if you die in the game that is in the game your game character is still alive? If that made sense to you click the plus button (do it if it didnt make sense too).

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thelolofdeath

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Right after I talked about the weather with people I died. I must be REALLY bad at small talk.

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Magnum52632

Nov. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I walked away from my friend when he tried stealing, he punched me in the face, then i died of health drop. i guess he was arnold shwarzenegger... wait why cant i stay healthy?!?

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audioworm333

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Rolls* *Health is unhealthy* "Do you want to come out?" *No.* *Death by suicide* ...What.

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Mewtwo970

Mar. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Round 2: Int: Dumb Att: Ugly Str: Febble old man Charm: Annoying. I don't want to born!

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stuntdog88

Jun. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I watched a couple DVD with my girlfriend after i died XD

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Luinie

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hey guys! In the description the creator says he is making a sequel to this game!

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newjerseyplayer

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so...i am retarded, fugly, a feeble old man, and im repulsive. But...IM HEALTHY!

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adamkad1

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i go to beach i lose int i go to class teacher is on beach

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zach545

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You thought about it and decided that you have many more years to live" Next turn "You died"

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Alex_008

Nov. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Strikes a match. Dies. Cause of death, Stab wound*

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MrNiceGuy10

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) + if you agree for Memoir Text Adventure 2!

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Miles15k

Nov. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first wife was murdered... My second wife died of cancer. I proposed to a new woman and she ran away with my 5000 dollar ring, and I never saw her again. I was Hard as a Nail, Beautiful, Life of the Party, and a Genius. My life still ended depressingly at the age of 100. I had 45,000 dollars because I was a movie star, and I still died very depressingly...

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kane705

Sep. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL a hobo puched me in the face and i died of fire. He must have been Captain Falcon in disguise.

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Emoley

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Relationships. Date. You are interested in: Helen Dunn. Personality 1/10. Attractiveness 1/10. Would you like to date this person? Yes. This person has denied you.

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piewarlord101

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This developer is one of the few I know that actually shows that you don't need flashy or amazing graphics to make one of the best games on kongregate.

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Jax3636

Sep. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was able to break up with my girlfriend even though I was dead. I'm sure it was a heartbreaking scene, with my ghost hovering over her saying: "A long distance like this just won't work. Sorry."

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naruto070797

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Suicide, do you go through with this? "Im better than this" You come to the conclusion that your healthy and have many years to live "continue" You have died!

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Mewtwo970

Mar. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A bully killed me. I was 9 years.

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KF5AQX

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait... I'm a General in the army, I've beat a mugger so badly he went to the hospital, and I have more strength than I know what to do with. But I'm beat up by a few drunk teens. Makes sense?

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Stormies

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is just like Alter Ego! <3 I love this! This is just the game I need.. thank you! :D

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Fate9

Jun. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Strenght:Arnold Schwarzenegger LOL

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bookybot

Sep. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a man killed me with a knife then a hobo took my shoes.

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Rhysdog

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) great... i died before i even left the damn womb

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kadirgok

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow! My beginning stats are smart, hot, strong, delightful

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AnimatedWolf

Mar. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I used to play this game alot when I was a little kid ....but then i forgot about it and then i found a search lust for the game and then i just forgot about it and thought is just a game and then I joined congrate for some fun ( and motsly the game stop points ) and then I found the game here.....

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Real_RainbowDash

Nov. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris, 130 years of age, final words: 'Roundhouse... kick...'

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shoopdawhoop98

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me is it hilarious that I put my name as herpty derpty and my intelligence came out retarded?

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Pizzatron

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) you can still play with your relationship and job after your dead lol

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daulten780

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, my girlfriend and I died on the same day. lol

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dj2773

Feb. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Make a Part 2, + If you Agree!

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Tyrran

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My intelligence: retarded. Arrgghh!

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hodebry15

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You strike a match. However this has ended very badly. You set the house on fire after dropping the match. You are dead, UH NUU

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GrumGog

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a retarded, feeble old man, but I'm still the life of the party!

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panwee

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'a girl brings you to a room do u do it?' picks yes with no comdom'you died' LMAO :D

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fragmagnet09

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm going to be forever alone, i just got denied a date with someone with 0 personality and 0 attractiveness lol :)

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eltocoloco

Aug. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow perfect way to die, girlfriend gets murdered i stop myself from commiting sucide then i get murded :/

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mayson099

Jun. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i want some candy...

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Darkshendi

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,*Hovers mouse to i want some candy again*MURDERED...

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mtnmoose

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I WANT CANDY! Dangit...

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kutyus

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't trust the candy. Say Noooo...Before its to late!

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