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laserbeam3

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) apparently a bully aged 9 can kill me. cheers.

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Spartan0430

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i gave the hobo my sandwich and i died from "health drop" i starved to death from lack of sammich XD

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honeyslayer

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 110 and had 45,000$.... it needs more shop options or healthcare

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gospelboy

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was sure right to go to the hospital. The doctors told me a way of living longer. Next turn: Dead. I BLAME THE DOCTOR.

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chromatose

Sep. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So... the first person I dated got murdered and the second died of a prolonged illness. I died alone with no children and a boatload of cash at 130. Why must life be so cruel and lonely? ;.;

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cute__kitty

Jun. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Doctors removed my cyst and i died of a stab wound! maybe the doctor was violent

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MrNiceGuy10

Aug. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) + if you agree for Memoir Text Adventure 2!

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thelolofdeath

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Right after I talked about the weather with people I died. I must be REALLY bad at small talk.

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Randomoddguy

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My arnold swartzennegger strength let me win the fight with the bully...really, what the hell was the bully thinking?!?

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Grendal27

Jan. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Make a "Roll again" button at the begining where you see your stats for the first time. + if you agree.

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audioworm333

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Rolls* *Health is unhealthy* "Do you want to come out?" *No.* *Death by suicide* ...What.

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Forgived

Jun. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I just won the Game show! Next turn. Dead. NOOOOOOOO! I didn't even get to spend deh Money!!

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callmekatie

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) press + if you think this game needs more stages

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Magnum52632

Nov. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I walked away from my friend when he tried stealing, he punched me in the face, then i died of health drop. i guess he was arnold shwarzenegger... wait why cant i stay healthy?!?

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Luinie

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hey guys! In the description the creator says he is making a sequel to this game!

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Miles15k

Nov. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first wife was murdered... My second wife died of cancer. I proposed to a new woman and she ran away with my 5000 dollar ring, and I never saw her again. I was Hard as a Nail, Beautiful, Life of the Party, and a Genius. My life still ended depressingly at the age of 100. I had 45,000 dollars because I was a movie star, and I still died very depressingly...

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Mewtwo970

Mar. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Round 2: Int: Dumb Att: Ugly Str: Febble old man Charm: Annoying. I don't want to born!

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kane705

Sep. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL a hobo puched me in the face and i died of fire. He must have been Captain Falcon in disguise.

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piewarlord101

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This developer is one of the few I know that actually shows that you don't need flashy or amazing graphics to make one of the best games on kongregate.

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Emoley

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Relationships. Date. You are interested in: Helen Dunn. Personality 1/10. Attractiveness 1/10. Would you like to date this person? Yes. This person has denied you.

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adamkad1

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i go to beach i lose int i go to class teacher is on beach

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zach545

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You thought about it and decided that you have many more years to live" Next turn "You died"

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stuntdog88

Jun. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I watched a couple DVD with my girlfriend after i died XD

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Omnipotence1

Dec. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Personality 1/10 Attractiveness 1/10 This person has denied you. ;_;

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newjerseyplayer

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so...i am retarded, fugly, a feeble old man, and im repulsive. But...IM HEALTHY!

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Mewtwo970

Mar. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A bully killed me. I was 9 years.

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awesomedragon17

May. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Funny thing is, all these comments seem to forget that irl you are at a computer and in the game you are at another computer.... A game in a game. So if you die in the game that is in the game your game character is still alive? If that made sense to you click the plus button (do it if it didnt make sense too).

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naruto070797

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Suicide, do you go through with this? "Im better than this" You come to the conclusion that your healthy and have many years to live "continue" You have died!

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dj2773

Feb. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Make a Part 2, + If you Agree!

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kadirgok

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow! My beginning stats are smart, hot, strong, delightful

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geckorus

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So my guy drank, and then fell out a window, and then burnt to death? Did he drink a molotov cocktail or something?

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KF5AQX

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait... I'm a General in the army, I've beat a mugger so badly he went to the hospital, and I have more strength than I know what to do with. But I'm beat up by a few drunk teens. Makes sense?

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Icybreath

Jul. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I got pregnant from having sex when I was a guy. Win :D

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doomswood551

Jan. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My partner died from suicide so I decided to go through with it to.

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shoopdawhoop98

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me is it hilarious that I put my name as herpty derpty and my intelligence came out retarded?

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GrumGog

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a retarded, feeble old man, but I'm still the life of the party!

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blaajh

Aug. 5, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) first roll, mentally challenged, weak, unattractive, not charming... thanks

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Rhysdog

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) great... i died before i even left the damn womb

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Pizzatron

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) you can still play with your relationship and job after your dead lol

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daulten780

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, my girlfriend and I died on the same day. lol

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dan00

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Once I got to the matchbox options, I clicked "look at the box", then next turn I died of a fire. Must have been too hard to resist.

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panwee

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'a girl brings you to a room do u do it?' picks yes with no comdom'you died' LMAO :D

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Fate9

Jun. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Strenght:Arnold Schwarzenegger LOL

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fragmagnet09

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm going to be forever alone, i just got denied a date with someone with 0 personality and 0 attractiveness lol :)

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Matsczon

Aug. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A bully killed me because I called his mom a farm animal.

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Tyrran

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My intelligence: retarded. Arrgghh!

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Manifoldwhale212

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) punched by a hobo and died by a fire...WTF?

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realfear

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The play button is in size 20+ font and white, how can you not see it?

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Exodor54

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) haahhaa epic my streanth is Arnold Schwarzenegger soo i named my guy that. then i got kids.. and the first one is Arnold Schwarzenegger II other one is Arnold Schwarzenegger III and third Arnold Schwarzenegger IIII XD.. All strong boys XD

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mattmaple111

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe let us continue as one of our kids?

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