Comments for Castle Crashing "The Beard"

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ViralGenesis

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THE GODDAMN SKULL

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RedAce150

Apr. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the games in this epic quest make me want to cry

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Phatass95

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Leveling up by smacking your tombstone. Now that's what I call learning from your mistakes!

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Darkri27

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i felt so good when i defeated him but to realize that there is a hard ass skull form

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koencortenb

Oct. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) When he shoots his lazer, get behind him and spam attacks, you will level up very quickly without taking any damage.

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cherry_pie_pwns

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wish there was a game timer or something so i know when to give up after 4 minutes...

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UnicornMilitia

Jun. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Note that this game typically runs best in IE." ...Well that's a first.

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jfowler11

Apr. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Pointless game with too much difficulty involved. I would NEVER play it except for it being part of the EPIC quest!

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genr

Apr. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Epic quest finally done, fuk t-rexes, crabs, beards, snails, elephants, turtles and all the shyt in between , I'M DONE! lol

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deli_conker

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game would be a lot better if you could jump up through the platforms instead of trying to find a place to squeeze your fat ass between them. Too many times I tried to dodge the laser but couldn't jump up due to that.

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doctorcrimson

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lazer is dodged by standing behind fulp and hitting him away for awesome combo. He runs right into you so just atk in his direction and you'll be fine. As long as your not a complete idiot you can atk tombstones for lotsa exp and move away right before the bread hits. I don't reccomend useing magic atks until you get to the skull in which case orange dude can wait for the skull to go towards him and unleash it for wicked dmg and keep him from moveing into position. Killing the skull is super quick when ur fully upgraded, which can be done in under 4000 if your combos and tombstone arangment are near perfect.

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hypnobe

Apr. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) can I just say that "the epic quest" is a collection of 1star rated games

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Pokerpo

Apr. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) my main complain is that you cant jump through the platforms. i died at least 50+ times from that reason

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sonba

Apr. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) While its the head: get behind him when he shoots lasers (he always shoots to mid so just get to corner) and spam attacks, you damage him a lot and will level up. If he turn to skull: just stant in the mid and wait till he flies by to jump and attack him. If he stays in mid run to corner. Made me win vs him very fast with this technique :)

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FlamerXMagofire

Nov. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You know, I kinda wish there was a line/sign/something with a message saying something like... dunno... "Hold down the 'A' button to charge your magic attack (depends on your remaining magic)"...

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Patratele

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if you want to get the less than 4.000 frames achievement, try to get 3 or 4 tombstones at the same place (try in the middle of the map so you don't knock them off screen) and whack them and the beard at the same time. the beard always follows you unless he does the laser thing or tosses the bread. This way you should reach the maximum experience before he turns into a skull, or at least be close to it. During the transformation he's invulnerable so either whack the tombstones some more, or if you're maxed out, charge the magic attack to the max, and release once he finishes the transformation. Never get close to him when he's in position for the attack, instead try to intercept him. Hits slow him down for a second, and you can pull off 3-5 hits each time you intercept. He attacks on the left, the right, then the middle in that order. Hope this helps. :)

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ThePizzaGuy

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else want a shirt that says "I SURVIVED THE BEARD!" ?

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FaceTube

Apr. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I think ever time you level up your character you should be rewarded with some more lives.

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Smelephant

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) We literally killed each other at the same time. Sweet.

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SteelBeaver

Jul. 7, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) When your not attacking him, whack the tombstones. You'll have speed in no time. Whether you earn this badge or not, however you will have an instant favourite.

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Tumalu

May. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome game once you figure out what to do. 1.) When he is close to you, attack him until you see his beard move, then dodge his attack. 2.) When he moves to the side, he will laser the top row, then the bottom row. During this time, attack from bottom, then attack from top. (Note: The middle platform is not high enough to dodge the bottom laser.) 3.) When he exits the top of the screen, he will throw bread down at you. Stand under a platform, then let the bread bounce and dodge after. 4.) He also has an attack where he rotates his beard and chases you, although he seems to use it randomly. 5.) The skull only has one attack, it will shoot fireballs in all 8 directions on the left, right, then middle of the screen in that order. If you stand on the bumps on the lower levels, his fireballs can't hit you as long as you're not next to him. You can use this time to fully charge your magic. Stay away from his attack, then attack during his cool down period.

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cinomancaca

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) game is way too hard

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redemption2021

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Instead of trying to dodge his eye attacks by jumping up and down the platforms, just chase him down and stand on the other side of him when he starts shooting the top row. You can attack him the whole time he is doing his attack without harm.

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Punisherbr

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W7BCUiBlE4 positioning and fast leveling is everything for the hard badge. This video makes it pretty easy. Good game.

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New999

Apr. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tip to beat the Skull: Use the magic, stay away from it (because it always attacks with fireballs, so stay away from him) maybe do a few swings when it's going to the left (by standing on the left for 1 attack) or the right (by being in the middle) and wait for the magic bar to charge up for another attack. Hold A for full powerful attack. Keep doing this, and you'll survive and win.

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SupremeH

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When he shoots lazers, try going behind him, then keep attacking him. The lazer never changes its initial direction, so you can get 16+ combos even with a plunger.

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christ662

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When my parents walked into the room i clicked start so in a booming voice my computer said "THE BEARD WILL DEVOUR YOU..." my parents just stared.

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Flower1552

Apr. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When he turns into bad-ass skull form-- which he will do -- There is an area in the middle of the map (in a dirt pit, the bigger one) Where you can easily dodge the attacks. + this to keep it alive!

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dandan122

Apr. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) New epic quest: complete badges on the most irritating, boring, banal games on Kongregate

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fip999999

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice if you got full health when you leveled up. What game doesn't do that? A bad one.

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Ultimatezerox

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pink lollipop Knight FTW!!! XD

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lol46

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) is that all? very disappointed

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9Anine9AnimeHalo

Apr. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lol I unlock the armour after Gold: "Fabulous!" XD

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davin220

Apr. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why do we only have 3 lives

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MeanArcherMan

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Pro tip, save your magic for the skull boss. Chrage up magic and release as he travels to one of his three spots. If you want some more icing on the fulp cake, attack him while being hit by magic. Slows him and harms him.

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dffd15

Apr. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How to beat the skull taking no damage! When he is launching fireballs from the sides stand on the grassy floor directly below the upper platform on the right side when he moves to the middle go to the grassy mound between the two grass platforms on the right and keep switching and hit him when he transitions from the right to mid and left to right

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xMorox

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) That´s what I call No-Shave-November!!!

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thedog377

Jun. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wow...max level your pink and carry a piece of candy??? and the magic attack for it is bubbles??? i thought is was going to be something awesome like a god or something... 5/5

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lycanluver

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why can't there be a skill level choice? Got the "daily badge" never playing again... ugh

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rasengahn

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the game is really glitchy. I keep getting stuck on the side of the screen. I think its the boundaries or something. the only way out is to die.

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redX123

Jun. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the music somehow reminds me of the final fantasy IX battle theme.

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haro1234

Apr. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It took me 10 tries to defeat the guy with the beard. You could imagine the excitement when I defeated the boss just to realise I have to beat the skull...

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Shilob

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would hate to be this guys barber

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arnoldt10

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) someone buy the poor fellow a shaver

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Paulanatter

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sticky keys made it very hard; especially with the finesse required to jump between platforms in order to dodge Simply run to the edge of the screen and attack Tom, don't worry too much about grave stones, just hit him from behind whilst he fires his laser and you will bring his health down significantly whilst being able to create ~12-18 hit combos, only swing at tombstones as you run across the screen to hit him whilst he fires the lasers, then as he is blowing up lay into the tombstones in one stack if possible, and just hit him over and over again I levelled up to lollipop and then let him kill me just so I could respawn invincible and lay into him in the top left corner; killed him really quickly despite lag and sticky keys

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Fifoit976

Apr. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THE LASER IS SO CHEAP

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The_Gumby

May. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently I'm crap at mashing the damn A key. :(

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BadgeFarm

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) these controls are a little unstable...

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Vizuna

Sep. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Speed completion – Technically 4,000 frames. Actual time may be more or less than 4 minutes depending on your processor speed. Keep an eye on your "best so far." Note that this game typically runs best in IE. [Best so far: 4001] Wow, I guess I'm out of luck.

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Bleys087

Aug. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To add to Tumalu's comment (highest rated on top of comments), if you hit Tom before he starts lasering (stand to the left on the left side, stand to the right on the right said) and continue hitting him, he will shoot his lasers away from you and you can just stand behind him and wail on him to save a LOT of time.

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