Comments for Zee and the Alien Machine

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pandasaretheshit

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who else tried to get to the end of he toilet paper?

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BobSaggetftw

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Have Phil, eat the bag of chips, the jellybeans, the cookies, and the cheesey fingers for an achievement.

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Howdoishoot

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Zee is a tank!!! guy drank like 7 shots of that lagermiester, 3 beers, 4 vodkas and orange, 2 energy n rye all in 5 min and still didn't puke... dude's a BEAST!!!

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BobSaggetftw

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you put the toilet seat down, you get an achievement.

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TZwien

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Use the towel on the black guy to get the oil back. That's the only part I couldn't figure out. Great game.

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tehdarkside

Oct. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How the hell could this not have achievements?

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gideonzane

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the only thing that bothers me is the perpetual roll of toilet paper. alien technology right there.

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hamdesal

Oct. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the cup of any drinks you make is not running out of rum/juice/cola

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aedu

Aug. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to make zee barf give beer cocktails

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dbulm2

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to get the zeebarf achievement you must mix 2 drinks then get ur guy to drink them, then go to another room and come back out and drink some more

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MadReaper

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll tell you something about ''Leberkeleister'' is german and means ''Hepatic glue'', I think it's a parody from ''Jäagermeister, a very strong alcoholic shot wich's name means ''Professional hunter'' Hope every not german could now laugh about ''Leberkleister'' xD

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baileyjrob

Sep. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice twist ending

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CrazyShotter

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some one get the 4th Ending?

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CosmicMonkey1395

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he just REALLY wants to be a shift manager eh

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BobSaggetftw

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found the Zeebarf acheivement! Drink some vodka, then mix ginger ale and rum! and drink that! + This because alot of people have trouble with that one.

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xyroclast

Jan. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This was great. Very immersive. It's rare to see a point and click game that has such in-depth social dynamics. I really felt like I was hosting a party!

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bleach4496

Nov. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if this is a sequel... its an awesome game i love it....

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littlechrs

Oct. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if u passed it put play from ending with different alien and to get zeebarf get him drunk put the egg in the microwave and he almost barfs

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Mister_Amazing

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) drunks give awards

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WvHawkvW

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got the 4th ending. basically you must return to the main mennu and replay the ending with a different alien until you get them all. then... im not gonna spoil it for you!

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klafkaljsuijfoe

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you want to get barb loosened up, spike her drink with vodka.

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edufuncia

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up if you also want an endless toilet paper XD

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BobSaggetftw

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All 4 achievements: 1/ Put toilet seat down 2. Feed Phil jelly beans, cheesey fingers, chips, and cookies. 3. Get everyone drunk by feeding them their favorite drink twice. 4. Make zee drink vodka, then ginger ale and rum.

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sockhop

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FUUUUUNNNNY GAME! I laughed so hard at what he did with me playing this game. He'd be lucky if he didn't get fired with me doing his party!!!

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iromnilutin

Feb. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) :D love the great party massacre ending

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SuperTulle

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't we have an old-school text walkthrough?

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carlxtian

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How can you get the great alien massacre?

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bleach4496

Nov. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) theres*

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Nopp

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What kind of a cruel mother would name her kid "Zee"?

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Jako22

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Jim can drink while sleeping? Very impressive.

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Stoat

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone know how to kill your guests?

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Izor707

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you dont want a video walkthrough heres a text one http://jayisgames.com/archives/2011/03/zee_and_the_alien_machine.php

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viking99

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yes! i finished the game! well, bye. im off to the store to buy me some chocolate milk. Aint no way aliens melting my brain.

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A_happyman_xD

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Read the badge: Kill all guests makes me play again.

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Secretspency

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) InGame Achievevement Guide: Achievement: Drunken Master How to: Get everyone at the party DRUNK AS HELL

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sync3000

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do i complet "the great massacre" and ZEEBARF?

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magmurs

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) haha

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Antwan2

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well, I found this one absolutely silly. And that's all there is to say. Although it would've really helped if there was a better way to move Zee around since I don't want to accidentally click on the co-workers. A better way to organize the inventory would help too. When I had too much stuff at once, I nearly lost track. All in all though, a pretty decent point-and-click adventure. 3/5

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weirdguy

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Once Zee is drunk, look at the ginger bottle for your hint if you want, and then make yourself a rye and ginger.

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minihood1997

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to get in the bathroom when someone is in there puking get the hammer out of the lockbox in alexs room use it on the loose nail click the peephole that is revealed to get your evidence

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BrokenFixer

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nils there is no metal music; get him drunk on beer cocktails and show him the metal gears

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activedino99

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *i think ill keep this in my infinity huge pocket for now*

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Zondeee

Mar. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) need badge

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doom210

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh... I get it. Make Zee barf. lol. Like Zeebarf, the person who made A Small Favor.

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xxzz1010

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) dude.......just combine largermiester and beer...........energy and largermiester.............IDK but that's my last combination gave to zee and i accidentally made him puke IDK why

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Accatitippi

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fantastic party! You have my 5/5.

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MagykMancer

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How do you drink 18 cups of illegal alchohol and not barf?!?!

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X87DV

Mar. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if Alex uses an Alienware :>

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tymon80

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Endings: 1) Do nothing when the alien walks away. 2) Shoot the alien. 3) Use the gun on the alien, but don't shoot it. 4) Repeat ending 2 six times with different aliens (choose the 2nd option from the main menu. Achievements: 1) Get everybody drunk by giving them the drink they wanted again. 2) Put down the toilet seat. 3) Give all the leftover snacks to Phil. 4) This is different for each game, give him a certain mix (just keep mixing till you've found it) and he'll almost barf.

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wolly73

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i got zeebarf!!!! You have to give him ginger and rum twice and then a glass of rye and orange juice. Keep this comment alive!!

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