Comments for The Farm

avatar for jjdean98
jjdean98

Aug. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Sad how you need to research how to make a wooden fence.

+ - !

(626)

avatar for gameguy00
gameguy00

Mar. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT DO THEY WANT WITH MY FREAKING SHEEP!?

+ - !

(347)

avatar for camera_man
camera_man

Aug. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) That farmer is BAD ASS. He fought off rabid wolves, trained infantry, demons, armed APCs, squadron after squadron of bazooka troops, helicopters, all varieties of tanks, and even freaking ZOMBIES with a rifle. Then he looted their bloody remains for cash and valuables, and with that ill-gotten moolah bought a rocket turret and an orbital ion cannon to more effectively massacre the many foes of sheep. This man is equal in awesomeness to a cyborg Chuck Noris, if he is not the man himself.

+ - !

(767)

avatar for timster568
timster568

Jul. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wait... How did A Farmer buy A Satellite Lazer?

+ - !

(564)

avatar for winddeamon7
winddeamon7

Jul. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) good game needs more weapons and upgrades though

+ - !

(476)

avatar for flame2754
flame2754

Jul. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: Sir! The hostile sniper is in range! Should we fire? Officer: F*** THE GUNNER! KILL THE EFFING SHEEP! >:(

+ - !

(14)

avatar for XxblainexX
XxblainexX

Dec. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he can research a laser but he can't just put his sheep in behind he farm.

+ - !

(14)

avatar for paintingguy
paintingguy

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These wolves must have some sort of super armor to withstand a blow from a rocket like that.

+ - !

(14)

avatar for Rubentiki
Rubentiki

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this man is the farmer cousin of chuck noris

+ - !

(14)

avatar for starsmoonsun
starsmoonsun

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they send the tanks helicopters bunch of soldiers in order to steal the granny sheep!?! lol

+ - !

(12)

avatar for Tsalnor
Tsalnor

Feb. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Seems like the army cares more about the sheep than the zombies.

+ - !

(11)

avatar for IronMilk
IronMilk

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hey i just found out how to make explosive proof soldiers and bullet proof cars should we send them to war? No, send them for the sheep!

+ - !

(11)

avatar for scorcher4
scorcher4

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) God: Give me your sheep or I'm going to come down there and take them personally! Farmer: BRING IT ON!

+ - !

(11)

avatar for flameroran77
flameroran77

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) An army of wolves, demons, tanks, zombies and the military? Donna! Get my rifle! It's those d*mn Henderson kids again!!

+ - !

(10)

avatar for Shalk
Shalk

Mar. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What about this immense tutorial? The game seems to be violent on the presentation but then you have a tutorial of 50 hours

+ - !

(9)

avatar for Robps3
Robps3

Jul. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My sheep have become the target of every living or dead thing... Its finally here.. The Apocalypse

+ - !

(9)

avatar for Castaway_2
Castaway_2

Jun. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those must be some bad-ass sheep for the military to want them. + to show the world!

+ - !

(9)

avatar for evilalex
evilalex

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) B-But I only had 5 sheep and 7 went to the slaughter house!

+ - !

(8)

avatar for Eaglebull
Eaglebull

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 But when i have all upgrade, it get boring... Wait... Zombie, Lasor, fence, sheep, farmer, rocker?!?!...

+ - !

(8)

avatar for fghfghfgh510
fghfghfgh510

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Did sheep just die out in the making of this game or is the farmer blind and he is an alien with mutant sheep?

+ - !

(7)

avatar for pickleskins
pickleskins

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this chuck norris in his old age

+ - !

(7)

avatar for blackopsking10
blackopsking10

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He must have been trained by the legendary CHUCK NORRIS HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ - !

(7)

avatar for TheWaaagh
TheWaaagh

Jul. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) God, I would do anything for an "ok" button between levels. Those arbitrary pauses in time are destroying my psyche.

+ - !

(7)

avatar for MacaroniSauce
MacaroniSauce

Mar. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm guessing this farmer didn't give the local market his weekly grain. Wal-mart supercenter is pissed.

+ - !

(7)

avatar for Mansmany
Mansmany

Aug. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I didnt know wolves gave money! i'm going wolf hunting >:D

+ - !

(7)

avatar for POPTARTCAT42
POPTARTCAT42

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how about in stead of trying to get my sheep, the military could focus on the outbreak of zombies

+ - !

(5)

avatar for BrodyNz
BrodyNz

May. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) These sheeps wool better be made of gold or something or else I have no idea why I'm endlessly risking my life to save them..

+ - !

(6)

avatar for 1204Hunter
1204Hunter

Feb. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The ending made me laugh.

+ - !

(6)

avatar for mctwitchems
mctwitchems

Jul. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) great!!! now that ive spent all that time and effort saving these sheep... better send them to the slaughter house

+ - !

(6)

avatar for jeanmouloude
jeanmouloude

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I LOVE THE END XD XD XD

+ - !

(6)

avatar for CaptureTheFlag
CaptureTheFlag

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Ignore the farmer taking potshots with a rocket launcher from the roof, aim for the fence!"

+ - !

(6)

avatar for elj0h0
elj0h0

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what am i supposed to do with all this moneY???

+ - !

(6)

avatar for witchheadkoo
witchheadkoo

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) crazy game i like it :)

+ - !

(6)

avatar for 12345david
12345david

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait! what do they want with my sheeps?

+ - !

(6)

avatar for PULVIRIZER
PULVIRIZER

Mar. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i thought i was on shrooms wen i saw the ending great game 5/5 i wish u had more upgrades cuz 1/3 of the game id allready baught all of them:(plz improove this game:D

+ - !

(6)

avatar for JackLFrost
JackLFrost

Mar. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations you saved your sheep (sort of)

+ - !

(6)

avatar for phoajunjie
phoajunjie

Mar. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Im been wondering throughout the game , WAT THE HELL DID THOSE 3 SHEEP DO TO GET THE ATTENTION OF THE UNITED STATES ARMY , OR WAT POWER DO THEY HAD THAT EVEN TANKS ARE NEEDED TO CAPTURE THEM ? O.O

+ - !

(6)

avatar for Tytoalba11
Tytoalba11

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what works best on what: Rifle: Wolves, troops, necromancers, zombies (anything that is or was flesh) Rocket: Tanks, helicopters (machienes), hordes of flesh Space laser: everything, but best use on hordes of machienes

+ - !

(6)

avatar for Dylan08
Dylan08

Oct. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) jesus with all these weapons why mess with this guy it would be much easier stealing them at a farmers market dont mess with farmer brown.

+ - !

(6)

avatar for Kenji_03
Kenji_03

Mar. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice ironic ending

+ - !

(15)

avatar for domoninja
domoninja

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this takes the "get off my lawn!" phrase to a whole new level.now,it should be "get of my property or i will pwn you with my satillite lazor!!!!!"

+ - !

(14)

avatar for BrowneBear
BrowneBear

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Isn't it obvious? The wolves need the sheep for sustenance. The cultists need the sheep for sacrificial offerings. And the military needs the sheep for their sheep powered ray gun.

+ - !

(13)

avatar for ninetythree
ninetythree

Nov. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, but I wish there was a bit more depth to the upgrade system... I finished the game with over 200k just sitting there doing nothing.

+ - !

(13)

avatar for reece44
reece44

Apr. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god, that ending.

+ - !

(5)

avatar for Karyuudan
Karyuudan

Jul. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hahahah epic ending.

+ - !

(5)

avatar for xyzzy1126
xyzzy1126

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Was having fun, failed a level, went to "retry level", saw that I did NOT keep money made, decided to quit. Otherwise, decent game.

+ - !

(5)

avatar for Willheim
Willheim

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well, I live on a farm and I can honastly say I have never needed to do this before, but I now have the knowledge should I need to protect my livestock from the US military.

+ - !

(5)

avatar for theunknown6789
theunknown6789

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what i like to do is wait for alot of enemys and then i shoot them to make my multipler go up :D

+ - !

(5)

avatar for samthelemon
samthelemon

Apr. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) thumps up if you think this game is pretty brutal!!

+ - !

(5)

avatar for soondragon67
soondragon67

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) these people must really hate sheep

+ - !

(5)

  • add a comment