Comments for Effing Machines

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ahmadtoo

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) robot #1:"hey look! the EMP parts are unprotected over there! let's destroy 'em!" robot #2"Nah! i'd rather die trying to go through the damn door."

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mean

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i just cant really understand why theres a Jump button?

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Developer response from EffingGames

Because your mech suit is the full package! Air conditioning, leather seating, jumping abilities, etc.

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PTfasd

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's a nice game but it gets very repetitive, all you need to do is run around left right while shooting at the spawn point, after a while waves stop getting harder. It got loads of room for improvement though. For example, more playing modes; some new enemies or enemy types (ranged, supporter, etc); bosses each 5waves; more stuff to buy (like a metal collector); something to "jump" to; crouch to improve aim or damage; some sort of charged attack; etc.

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kashuushian1542

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Get the turrets first, having 3 basic weapons is better than one good one.

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csusbcrowe

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) where is Neo when you need him?...

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Pigbear

Nov. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) For those who can't figure out the giant saw bot, Shoot the sawblades. +1 so more can see.

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blastysw

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You: hey boy, want to risk your life to collect my scrap metal? Shopping cart guy: how much you pay me? You: uhhhhh, 15000 kilos of useless scraps sound good? shopping cart guy: HECK YEA!

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Tb00sd

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "The machines have destroyed all civilization, you have been chosen as the final defense" "Wait so im supposed to destroy an entire army that killed our military on my own?" "dont worry they wont actually attack you and we have a highly advanced mech awaiting you" "SO HOW IN THE HELL DID THEY BEAT OUR MILITARY?" "we got bored of shooting them to upgrade our guns so just kinda gave up" ........

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charbladex

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) (holding down leftmouse button) aaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddddddd,aaaaaaaaaaaa,ddddddddd. thats how you win this game

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Manahimik

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Just finished it. Can't wait for Effing Machines Reloaded and Effing Machines Revolutions!

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Northdene

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't they fix the hole in the wall with all the metal they're collecting?

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Arghast

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why does scrap metal vanish? Where does it go? Does the charging EMP mysteriously obliterate it? Does a tiny black hole form, sucking it in, instantly vanishing afterwards? Seriously, I hate when games do this. I don't want to charge around, desperately trying to collect the resources I need before they disappear for no obvious reason.

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rguy3

Nov. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I found out how to kill the boss on wave 15: When he shoots a saw thing, shoot it to make it fly back at him. That's it. Good luck!

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konabc123

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does the army fail to stop the robots but a random citzien destroys thousands of them

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samus2679

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait...emp goes off and my suit still works?

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BrokenBones0

Jul. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How dose one kill the suicide bomber boss?...I can't even kill it with the final weapon! (please!!! Plus this so the developer can help us fix this one problem most of us can't solve!)

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Mycroft00

Oct. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why the hell they don't kill you? xD

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sneakdog

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Soo.... I use automated turrets to destroy automated robots because all automated robots revolted... yes....

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jacolegrand

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Someone needs to save the world. You Have been Randomly selceted... W-W-WHATT??? :O

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jacksonas

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah why no save feature? this is the 3rd time I start from scratch...

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sargent179

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) high command soldier: ok theres 1 way in and 1 door so what should we do? i know lets get around 5 civilians to guard it high command leader: WHY THE HELL WOULD WE DO THAT? just get 1 civilian to guard it and make him pay for everything we got to give him

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kevintennis95

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some things I don't get... Why don't the robots go after me? Is my suit indestructible? If so, why don't they use that same material for the door? And where's the army for this stuff?

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fetus

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why don't they just break through the huge glass window?

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striker247

May. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) that,s right send some random dude to defend the city instead of sending every one to defend the city

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jamesbellini

Jul. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yes I'm sure the developer was inspired by the Matrix film, stop stating the bloody obvious! Its an epic game, definately worth a play. I would like to see more levels, and more upgrades, not to mention the ability to place your turrets where you'd like. Also, for all the idiots complaining about the "useless jump ability" - how else are you supposed to activate the EMP? 10/10, looking forward to improvements/sequels. Yes, I love the films too.

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necrofury

Apr. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So that guy thats running around grabbing your metal is first of all literally the strongest man in the world, he probably looks like an abomination from all the muscle he has, second of all he is certainly blind and deaf when you happened to get the lightning guns from the lighting bolts that show up like 1 foot away from him and somehow he can still breathe after all of the gases that the lighting guns produce..... but he was probably used to toxic gases, constant loud noises and flashes of light, already from all your other weapons. that man... IS A GOD

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martei

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how does a drill put dents all over the door?

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sasperilla

Apr. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In order to kill the second boss, you have to shoot at his disk things. They'll start going backwards, and hurt him.

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ThanatosII

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier: OMFG we're about to get overwhelmed! General: don't worry, we'll send an untrained citizen into the midst of the fighting!

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manson123abc

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Make effing machines number 2 pleasezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz its too short.

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Mushroomfighter

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL... the phone at the begginning: The machines have killed everyone defending the city. You have been randomly selected to mount the final defence good luck, High Command.

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mikex124

Oct. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Everybody you know and love had died" Me:"Oh well... not my problem anymore..."

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Silverthorn

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the starting "you have been randomly selected to make a defense"

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vampire1408

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game has DEFINITELY improved since it was first released! But I would like a story mode, so it's more interesting, 4/5

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Cabineer

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow that robot can jump 5 feet in the air. Crazy. Maybe 6 feet. He might even jump better than mario!

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iamthemasta

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As most people said, there's too little variety. Variety is the spice of life, as well as the spice of a bunch of dead robots whose bodies you collect. Also, the game starts out as a challenge (keeping enemies away from the door on your own), but as soon as you get turrets and the BFG, it's basically game over for the enemy. Then, once you have the THOR/final turret, you only need to auto-attack (Also, add an auto-attack button. There's a way you can do it (Hold the attack button down and move the mouse off of the game screen), but it essentially is a browser problem). Also, add a purpose for the jump button, such as collecting parts in mid-air rather than waiting until they hit the ground. Two more things: Add ranged attackers so that even if they get destroyed withing milliseconds of coming through the wall, they can still attack, and also add robots to attack YOUR robot, rather than just "Suiciding" into the wall.

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amerghazal

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yo i figured it out: jump is for 1. jumping over pieces of debris that will give you extra metal KG that you don't need and 2. jumping for joy at the end of every wave.

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KevinoDude

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Jeez, now I know what an ovum feels like. Effing Sperm.

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tangylemonade

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just get 150,000 kg metal weapon and 120 000 kg turret.......hold crosshair roughly at the robot spawn point.....stand behind the EMP.....and hold left button till wave is over

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zocket

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) everyone you've ever loved or known is now dead............:(

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Runner_pie

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...why does the scrap metal disappear after a few seconds? I mean, just because it sat on the ground for a few seconds doesn't make it un-usable.

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Redrame

Jul. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I definitely like the idea and it's a very cool game. The only problem I have with it is that once you get the cart boy and enough gun/turret upgrades, you can literally make a sandwich during most of the levels. But it's still fun to play, love the music too. 4/5

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eeroke12

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Who needs Neo when you have a pair of Thor cannons and two Ion cannons

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captaincowtj

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In the future, we have lasers, homing turrets, flying drill rockets, insane flying robot sperm, but EMP takes OVER 9001 times longer to charge than it does now!

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jacobghawk

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to beat the third boss: When its shooting out the green spike like things shoot the green things and it will go into the bosses mouthe 3 hits and u beat him + if this helps

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Muspell

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Small bug at the shooter boss (don't remember wich wave this is) : if he shoot just before you kill him, his shoot will stay on the screen until the endgame.

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Kaloustaphae

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game - smooth animation and it's fun to blast things, but for an extra element of challenge I'd suggest changing it so the machines also attack your mech (in different ways and from different directions if possible) while some attack the door.

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paintfreak5

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oohhh..... So this is how they did it in the Matrix.

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treetochi

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It would be cool if you could make something out of all that scrap metal from the robots. Like a wall or platform. Then you'd have something to jump on, too!

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FastLap

Jul. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i feel like i've seen this b4 in a movie

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