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Thyraxus

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sir, we lost 3 of our communication satellites!' - 'How is that possible? Was it the Russians? The Chinese? Aliens?!' - 'Uhm, no, Sir, according to our sensors it was a kid in a cardboard box...

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Developer response from ErikSombroek

Like a boss!

vivayo25

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game demands a second part! TO MARS!

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Developer response from ErikSombroek

What a great idea! I think daddy needs to read him a book about aliens then!

boringegg

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Whoa, the kid survived re-entry to earth with just some plexi glass and cardboard!? Guess NASA should redesign their heat shields.

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mstormer99

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This makes me wonder who the hell is selling this kid these guns. O.o

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Developer response from ErikSombroek

Well they are bubble bullet guns, seems legit.

p4577

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He started as just an 8 year old kid. But with a knowledge of aerodynamics and materials, he turned into the most dangerous thing in the air space. he is billy.

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kevin_master4254

Dec. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) He went trough 5 countrys in less than 3 minutes and did 4 entire loops to the earth,with just 8 years old...

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savethem

Dec. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder if his parents are worried about there son flying in a cardboard box

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Lintor

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I could get $50 just for catapulting a kid in a box 50 ft

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EvanStone

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) reminds me of my first cardboard box...

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Daimaitri

May. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) now i know why my mom never wanted me to have a pet

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thecartm

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Secritary: Mr. Mayor, a kid with a flying egg and a mounted gun on a flying cardboard box who is trying to destroy the moon to get rid of wherewolves and is being shot down by other kids just faceplanted here and dosen't have a scratch! Mayor: THEN GIVE HIM $1356 YOU IDIOT! Sectitary: But sir- Mayor: I SAID GIVE HIM $1356!

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flam0

Jun. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i went up into space and I couldve sworn i saw a meteor the size of madagascar hit the U.S but you know it couldve just been me.

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Fureek

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what kind of parents does Billy have? Don't they ever wonder where hes been?

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LockeDreams

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Billy Mayes here with a great new way to travel! You even make money doing it!

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flixer3

May. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "so what shall yo do today son?" "Ima breed a dragon, kill other kids and destroy the moon:D" "im sure you will son"

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ahnialator6

May. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) youd think that someone with asmuch knowledge of space and aerodynamics would realize what would happen if the moon was gone...

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MissMarionette

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are missiles chasing this kid? Why are there other boys in boxes following him? Where are this kids' parents?!

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ceradeolugia

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 100mph. . . 125mph. . . 154 mph . . preparing Hyperspace Drive in 3 . 2 . 1 . . . We have reached 155mph! Activate!! The moon has been destroyed.

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Geohyte

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Around the world 4 times, and still 5km from brasil :/

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chiccian

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I would love to be able to earn cash by simply throwing a box in the air in my back garden

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Krakenen

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) U.S.A. > Canada > Russia > Turkey > Japan > Phillipines > Brazil > Mexico > U.S.A What kind of crazy, world-traversing craft is this kid using? I must know!

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KaiserElectric

May. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This kid can create a space-faring vehicle out of cardboard, clone dragons, and create a machine gun capable of destroying the moon. No wonder everyone is trying to kill him.

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12BakerH

Dec. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, shame there is not an achievement (medium or hard) for getting all of the upgrades or medals in the game. 10/10. NASA.

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Paradoxxical

Dec. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Always trust plans written in blue crayon.

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WiccyD

May. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now I see why Billy's teacher never lets him take the class pet home.

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Lycanclaw

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So, even though I'm fully upgraded, the other boy in the cardboard box is STILL faster than me?

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barin9

May. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At the beginning I thought it was an adorable story about a boy with an overactive imagination. No, it's the story of a boy who is extremely awesome.

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orangefudge97603

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) As I'm passing over Antarctica: "Welcome to Canada!"

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Nopp

Jun. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Billy really knows his geography.

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14remon

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sadly, our poor Billy did not realise that destroying the moon would result in a severe destabilisation of the earth's rotation, causing all life to die out in a couple of years. Oh well, at least there are no more werewolves

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Freakish_Flyer

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why am I slowing down in space? Is there to much air resistance?

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yabebto

Jun. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Honey, our son just launched himself into Tom's yard out of that slingshot" "Well we can't stay here, we need to bring the house and the slingshot to him!

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KakkoiiBishounen

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fun Fact: You can circle the world in less than two minutes at a speed of 155 MPH.

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RipVanTear

May. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm playing this purely because you didn't use "addicting" in the description.

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Gywenne

May. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Kid, if there's so many people out to get you there's ICBM's on your trail, you might be doing something wrong.

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sargerus

May. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why measure the speed in miles per hour and then have the distance in kilometers?

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AquaThird

Jun. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) has a pet dragon, is scared of werewolves...

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ballesta25

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't notice: when did the launcher change from a slingshot to a railgun?

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Barky795

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In a world of dragons, packs of roving nuclear missiles, and swarms of flying children armed with machine-guns, I think werewolves should be the least of this kid's worries.

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Shadowslayer577

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh. So THIS is why meteors barely ever hit the earth. xD 5/5 great game

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Ralkai

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Only 250$ for destroying an asteroid as big as Australia? I've just saved the world!

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Dottoman

Aug. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I remember when I was a young boy, circumnavigating the globe in an afternoon in my cardboard box, blowing up the moon with my faithful pet dragon by my side.

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sonic20

Apr. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Marine: Sir! It appears that a small child is flying around the top of the atmosphere in a cardboard box. What will we do? Commander: FIRE THE MISSILES!

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darktotaled

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) reached 164k height let's get the rest of the solar system right?

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TheLightDemon

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) [referring to the first area] So his house moves as he does...?

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spellmyname95

Dec. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Upon collision with a random balloon floating in the air, Billy was launched some 30000 ft into the air. Where he subsequently broke through the atmosphere.

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Vitortcb

May. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think I need study a little more Geography... When I was travelling around the Earth I thought I was flying over the Africa, when I got to Brazil... I obviously need to get some new maps.... xD

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Lackingman123

Apr. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WHERE AND HOW THE FU** ARE KIDS GETTING MISSILES AND NUKES?

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Gragula

May. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I <3 my dragon. :)

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IngeniumNexus

Dec. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game has a memory leak in it.

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