Comments for Poltergifts

avatar for Bizhub
Bizhub

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How bad did you have to be for Santa to skip the coal and shove horrifying nightmares into your presents?!

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roma00

Dec. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Good thing daddy wanted a chainsaw, a shotgun, a nail gun and a hammer for Christmas

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Gothfreako

Dec. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This Really needs a beastiary explaining these things

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rikilord

Dec. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) moral of the story: don't open your presents before 6AM

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Bumslayer

Dec. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Honey! Timmy's presents are evil and attacking him, should we help or call the police" "Dont worry babe our timmy can just punch them with his fists"

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Samk6a

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) see a doll with a knife my only thought: DAMMIT SANTA I DIDNT ASK FOR A DOLL

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HelixReaper

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Al least santa thought you were nice enough where as he put about 20 bucks in each possessed toy

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0potthead

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) MOMMY: "now Timmy make sure you shake you present so you can guess what it is." TIMMY: (shakes present) "hmmm! is it a baseball bat?" DADDY:"hahaha! silly boy. it's obviosly a raged physco doll with a knife."

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unknown555

Jan. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow i cant believe that santa can make STRONGER FISTS

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SilverMiner

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its funny because it says Timmy wanted punches for Christmas!

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kadez1

Aug. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OH BOY A PRESENT I WONDER WHATS IN IT! awwww just another homicidal baby toy :(

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Blakeman909

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WOW!Thanks santa!Mom guess what santa got me a baby barf alot a miss knife doll a crank up monster and a car with a saw!Mom:Well make sure to thank santa!

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Argonian_Warrior

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Should we call 911?" "Nah... L-Lets just punch them until we get something useful.." *Neighbors house* "What the fu-?... God... Those Johnson's NEVER sleep.."

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likeanonion

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Mommy! A toy car sawed off my nose!" "That's nice, dear."

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AppleWapple

Mar. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Woah, did i see a crushgear toy? man i havent seen one in ages. You guys probably dont know what im on about but the creator does ^_^

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MrMisterMysther

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Any game where you can punch babies is an automatic 5/5.

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regularshow

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Im so glad he didnt ask for a chuck norris action figure

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Spade_

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know about you all: But I'm getting bowling lessons.

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avatar for Ryooku
Ryooku

Jan. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mommy after this christmas i think i want to become jewish

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steinnlogi

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What do you want for christmas Timmy? I want punches that cost 400$

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avatar for Werewing
Werewing

Dec. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why did their SON want so many dolls?

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aleks31

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why did Timmy want Punch?

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camilaxp

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) now i know what to ask for christmas.

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Warlord360

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why not destroy the evil looking demon thing on top of the tree that looks like it's controling all the gifts?

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doomsdayjesus

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i always knew santa was a twisted asshole

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XVampII

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf did this child do to get on the naughty list!? O.o

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moodizz

Nov. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh god, why, Timmy, WHYY?!?!?!??!?!?

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DrakeWolfe

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dad: That's odd... Mom: What is it, dear? Dad: Timmy's toys say, "From Satin!" Mom: Must be a mistake.

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wilddamon

Nov. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is why toys don't come with batteries!

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avatar for Kycco
Kycco

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Santa, can you please give me a mouse so I can fight your evil entities off better?

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jep101010

Apr. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i liked how u didn't lose money 4 dying. i would've never gotten anywhere. 4/5.

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badwarman

Mar. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What did the kid do, blow up 9 pet stores?

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StrikeDownstar

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The ol' man Jack Skeleton did it again?

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avatar for Hermergo
Hermergo

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) well i cant sleep on christmas eve

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avatar for orangeguy321
orangeguy321

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) dude santa is an asshole

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avatar for Gandalior
Gandalior

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For God sake, thanks that this kid didnt ask for a Turbo-Man

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badwarman

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) apperently, santa wants timmy to die.

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yellowazn

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) so this is what santa does when he runs out of coal...

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MeBadstuff

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Someone had a bad childhood.

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Monkey_Man1

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Car + Chainsaw = Awesomeness

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Rockon6668

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why does timmy get dolls for christmas ....

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Tubaina

Dec. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Weapon storage would be nice

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mickeygirl101

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) boxing gloves for daddy? i think mommy should be a little scared. and why does mommy want a metal bat? i sense an abusive relationship going on. just saying. otherwise amazing game i love it.

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avatar for M_Blox
M_Blox

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) When you have the money and Mommy available, upgrade the Crocket Mallet. It's the best weapon. Then spend it on the rest of the presents.

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avatar for SackNinja
SackNinja

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) who gets this many presents for Christmas anyway? I'd have to kill like four creepy toy things at my house

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tridda1

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What confuses me is that there whole family wanted weapons of some sort, like they knew it was coming, i mean, I suspected to be beating things up with nerf guns and mugs, instead I get shotguns and wooden base ball bats.

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avatar for Drew
Drew

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ive got a novel idea, how about shooting the presents before they open?

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avatar for radobal
radobal

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "So Timmy what do you want for christmas ?" "Upgraded fists"

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EvilPacman

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) thumbs up for achievments

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avatar for kopelsage
kopelsage

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this game theres one thing for sure. I am making sure i go to sleep on christmas eve.

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