Comments for Papa's Pizzeria

avatar for fuzzymarzbarz9
fuzzymarzbarz9

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant someone just order a cheese pizza

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Dimentio

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Day 48 - after a week of not being there Big Paulty returns!! I was really worried he'd died of cholesterol or something!

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Achifaifa

Dec. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, they complain when you put stuff in the right part instead of doing it in the left one? ROTATION, do you understand that concept? You can rotate a pizza and take the piece you want!

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avatar for TylerC84
TylerC84

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, you accidentally gave me someone else's pizza and mine is completely finished right behind you? I'll just take this one and not tip you.

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burrito

Jun. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Next time I go to a pizza place, I am ordering a pizza with exactly 8 pieces of peperoni, 6 green pepperss on one half, and 6 olives on one half, 3 of them overlapping with the peppers, split evenly among 6 pieces, in the oven for exactly 9 minutes. However, the cuts don't really need to be even... As long as there are 6 slices.

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avatar for CherryK
CherryK

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Skipping orders from gold customers may save many clicks, but it'll take much more time to unloack all customers. New customers come whenever u get a higher rank. U need a certain amount of tips to get to a new rank. Those gold customers give good tips even if u just do it fairly well. U may want to serve them after other customers and do it in a casual manner. U'll get promoted nearly twice as quick and get glared at much less frequently.

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avatar for Ashyen
Ashyen

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The real problem lies in the fact that we have to factor how long it takes for the customer to order, and then the time it takes for them to look at the order, judge the order, and give you a tip (or lack thereof). That really makes it hard to get everything good.

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AceHarding

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm now worried that when I go to my local pizza shop they have an extensive file on me...

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avatar for DCJazz
DCJazz

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Achieves Rank 4: Delivery Boy* Oh good. I'm so glad I've come so far ever since I had a job as a delivery bo- WAIT A SECOND. *glare*

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LomLom

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The feelin' when you put all the toppings in random places all over the pizza, burn it up and cut it into tiny pieces and then serve it.. The customers are ready to explode. ♥

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Caseyblu

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know, when they complain about how long the wait was, I should explain to them that I am literally the only person working in this place and I haven't had a day off for nearly 3 weeks.

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avatar for jorgencio
jorgencio

Jan. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) from now on, when i get to go to a pizzeria ill wear the exact same cloth that i wore the first day i went to the place xD hopefully they will recognize me and put me in a file :P

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acote

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting bug: if you get minimum-cook time pizza order, and you keep it in the oven until it's all black and the clock has wrapped around to the beginning, the person gives you a 50% on the baking score.

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fuzzymarzbarz9

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had nightmares about pizza last night

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m_baxter2007

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I know I make a great pizza, but does every customer I have need to come in everyday?

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avatar for SpykeIV
SpykeIV

Sep. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At the time of writing this comment, 115,219 people have earned the easy badge. Only 5,364 went on to get the final badge. That's 4.7%. Today, nearly 4 years after earning the easy badge myself, I have come to the end of my Pizzeria journey. Here's to adding my .000008%. Huzzah.

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avatar for iMilli1
iMilli1

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I made a happy face with olives and peppers but they hated it.....

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uberpenguin

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I finally lost it. I spelled 'F. U' on a pizza in olives, threw as much random crap on it as possible, left it in the oven until it was as burnt as possible while sitting in the waiting rooms staring at the line of customers waiting to see if any dared to leave, then chopped the pizza to pieces and served that shit...I guess this is what papa louie gets for just leaving without warning and letting his shop in the care of a sole random employee who's mental health has never been examined...

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bobboberson

Jun. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) me: "oh i'm sorry sir i gave you the wrong pizza let me get the right one for you" customer: "NO i want this pizza and im not going to give you a tip"

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avatar for Hope_
Hope_

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice to have some upgrades with the money you're earning, but otherwise really good game. :)

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avatar for Feo2
Feo2

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I had i nightmare that one of the customers ordered a pizza with five slices

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avatar for Seecret
Seecret

Apr. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Makes me hungry! Just like Papa's Burgeria...

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Spazdacko

Oct. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) man how much pizza do these guys eat?!

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Titandrake

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just so it doesn't get lost: if you name yourself "almostpapa" at the start of the game, you start the file at rank 30, with 35 customers unlocked and all but the 35th one being gold rank. Should give you the first 3 badges instantly. Then you can grind out 16-17 days for the last one, which is more than any reasonable person should do to enjoy this game.

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avatar for cinereaste
cinereaste

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For anyone thinking about going for the hard badges: it took me 58 days to get the first and 119 days to get the second. It was incredibly tedious. They are labeled endurance badges for a reason.

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avatar for Knomos
Knomos

Dec. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For the Endurance Hard Badge, as soon as you get a gold badge for a customer, start feeding them raw unsliced cheese pizzas. You will get glared a lot, and you will not get any tips, but you will save THOUSANDS of clicks. If you use 'almostpapa' as your name you will skip straight to one day before unlocking Papa Louie. This will save you tens of thousands of clicks and hours of playing this game long beyond the point that it is fun. You will still have to spend 15 days feeding Papa Louie his absurdly complicated pizza to get the badge. Good luck, and + to keep this comment alive!

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avatar for micky812
micky812

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) rank 4: delivery boy. Wait, wasn't that my job before I had to run the pizzeria?

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avatar for Ashyen
Ashyen

Dec. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You never realize how much those little tip-bought upgrades help until you play without them...

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Tion

Feb. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In 2007 I posted a comment saying I would get all the badges for this... Well today... Four years later... I have gotten that final badge :) Congratulations! You just won the Pizza Psychopath Badge and 30 points! Pizza Psychopath (completed) Badge earned 36 gold customers – Why do you do this to yourself? No one forces you to earn these badges. (ENDURANCE BADGE)

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avatar for RawGamer
RawGamer

Aug. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cheerful music comes on and they jump with joy when they get their pizza done right. Not to mention the pizza glows:)

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avatar for Densu
Densu

Jun. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sausage Specialist, ohoho.

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avatar for Promafus
Promafus

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Its very inficient to just have one person running an entire pizza place there should be someone to help you

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avatar for Locuseater
Locuseater

Nov. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Day 102 ... papa's finally back from 3 month vacation.

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avatar for makinthisup
makinthisup

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 121 days, rank 35, never playing this game again. I finally got you Papa.

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avatar for Subeka
Subeka

Jun. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I cut a pentagram on the pizza, with a fisch in the middle. But the customer had no sense of humor :/

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avatar for takahmasak
takahmasak

Nov. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That 'almostpapa' save file tip turned a few week long project into about an hour. Thanks tictacmint! Btw, this will leave you with Sargefan! a few short of gold however it should be easy to finish her off. You'll need to do Papa himself from scratch though... but don't bother making all the pizzas, just his (everyone else gets cheese/uncooked). Once people are gold, they do not get demoted.

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avatar for cooljag
cooljag

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i just ruined 1 customers pizza just for fun.

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avatar for Beibin
Beibin

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks @Titandrake, that was a lifesaver.

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avatar for Theworldgamer
Theworldgamer

Oct. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry sir but I accidentally threw away your pizza when I was trying to give it to you.

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avatar for mstar2
mstar2

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So I reached day 100 and all of my costumers were gold so I got papa. Then I realized that if I just gave everyone a plain pizza with no toppings that had only been in the oven for a microsecond, then they would still be gold costumers even though they were be mad at me, so what if the were. So I hope they all like cold cheese pizza 'cause that's what their getting. I don't care about tips anymore anyways.

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avatar for felipe970421
felipe970421

Jun. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Never piss off a gold customer on purpose, they give excellent tps (I just got $3.22 from a customer that didn't like his pizza, that is more than a normal customer cheering) and every 5 good pizzas they'll give you a sweet $9.00

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avatar for SoulCross19
SoulCross19

Jun. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) When you start a new game type in the name "almostpapa" and you'll be one rank away from the final customer and all but a couple will be gold. Makes the last two badges less suicide inducing.

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TanMan134

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) don't these people get tired of ordering the exact same pizza every time?

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SS4Dakota

Oct. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) dude i want this guys job, he gets 50 dollars in tips plus paid by work thats freakin awsome

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nvhnam

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's hilarious how you get more tips from frequent customers instead of them getting a discount...

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avatar for Dottoman
Dottoman

Jun. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I should really stop caring about how good my service is. I always end the day above 95% but I freak out when a customer may wait a bit too long. It's not like I'm actually working...

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avatar for PeachTart2
PeachTart2

May. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Little did he know, that Papa would go on tonsof other vacatins to make his workers full of misery.

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avatar for Ace1734
Ace1734

Feb. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the reason you ONLY get tips: all the customers have infinite coupons.

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avatar for T0mbo
T0mbo

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I would like 7 pieces of pepperoni, four on one side, three on the other. Can I have 4 onions on the top right quarter and 6 olives evenly placed on the bottom right eighth? Cut it into sixteen pieces...am I being too much of a burden? No? Okay, then put it in the oven for 8 minutes EXACTLY, and make sure the sixteen pieces are cut in a funny looking clown shape. Thanks!

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avatar for AzygousWolf
AzygousWolf

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not a fan of how much time gets chewed up showing the customer the pizza... partly because it causes other pizzas to burn... I stopped playing after about day 4 cause it was that annoying...

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