Comments for Papa's Pizzeria

avatar for bgold
bgold

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Level 5: Part-time cook" I'M LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO WORKS HERE

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Winter_Knight

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Got my bronze star. Everybody else is getting take n' bake cheese pizza for the day.

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Fr33Zee

Aug. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the last hard badge on this game has less people who have it than some "impossible" badges. This game's simply not fun enough to warrant the time.

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WolfSpider1979

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WHY?! Why did they badge this game?! I've gone for so long avoiding this game! I can never satisfy these people, yet they keep coming back! Are the point of these games to see who can go postal in the fastest amount of time?

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fuzzymarzbarz9

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant someone just order a cheese pizza

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Dimentio

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Day 48 - after a week of not being there Big Paulty returns!! I was really worried he'd died of cholesterol or something!

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TylerC84

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, you accidentally gave me someone else's pizza and mine is completely finished right behind you? I'll just take this one and not tip you.

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Achifaifa

Dec. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, they complain when you put stuff in the right part instead of doing it in the left one? ROTATION, do you understand that concept? You can rotate a pizza and take the piece you want!

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Samegerilja

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Fantastic Imaresan! You saved the day :)

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ashley_asma

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game sucks

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Hugomanen

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's incredible how boring and bad these games are. Why oh why would they make this badge of the day?

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Rigorr

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) do i want the badge of the day more than i want to waste my life in a time-sink game?

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burrito

Jun. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Next time I go to a pizza place, I am ordering a pizza with exactly 8 pieces of peperoni, 6 green pepperss on one half, and 6 olives on one half, 3 of them overlapping with the peppers, split evenly among 6 pieces, in the oven for exactly 9 minutes. However, the cuts don't really need to be even... As long as there are 6 slices.

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Sharzi

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Make it so you can shotgun blast off the heads of the customers you don't need anymore, so you don't have to waste your time making their stupid goddamn pizzas over and over again after they tell you how to make their pizza each and every single time they enter the store to torment you, even though you just give them raw cheese pizzas every time. I am not kidding when I say that this game got me more emotionally invested than any other game I have ever played. I wish I could cook them alive and slice apart their faces with a pizza roller. I now understand the name of the second hard badge. I know understand the depths of the human psyche. This game is art, 5/5.

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AceHarding

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm now worried that when I go to my local pizza shop they have an extensive file on me...

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Prakul

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sigh, here we go again. Guess I'll get my shiny Kongpanion on Saturday.

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uberpenguin

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I finally lost it. I spelled 'F. U' on a pizza in olives, threw as much random crap on it as possible, left it in the oven until it was as burnt as possible while sitting in the waiting rooms staring at the line of customers waiting to see if any dared to leave, then chopped the pizza to pieces and served that shit...I guess this is what papa louie gets for just leaving without warning and letting his shop in the care of a sole random employee who's mental health has never been examined...

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mstar2

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So I reached day 100 and all of my costumers were gold so I got papa. Then I realized that if I just gave everyone a plain pizza with no toppings that had only been in the oven for a microsecond, then they would still be gold costumers even though they were be mad at me, so what if the were. So I hope they all like cold cheese pizza 'cause that's what their getting. I don't care about tips anymore anyways.

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DCJazz

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Achieves Rank 4: Delivery Boy* Oh good. I'm so glad I've come so far ever since I had a job as a delivery bo- WAIT A SECOND. *glare*

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Hope_

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice to have some upgrades with the money you're earning, but otherwise really good game. :)

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tempepowerpop

Aug. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Please stop making these horrid papa's ___eria games the badge of the day. They suck.

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Titandrake

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just so it doesn't get lost: if you name yourself "almostpapa" at the start of the game, you start the file at rank 30, with 35 customers unlocked and all but the 35th one being gold rank. Should give you the first 3 badges instantly. Then you can grind out 16-17 days for the last one, which is more than any reasonable person should do to enjoy this game.

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Knomos

Dec. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For the Endurance Hard Badge, as soon as you get a gold badge for a customer, start feeding them raw unsliced cheese pizzas. You will get glared a lot, and you will not get any tips, but you will save THOUSANDS of clicks. If you use 'almostpapa' as your name you will skip straight to one day before unlocking Papa Louie. This will save you tens of thousands of clicks and hours of playing this game long beyond the point that it is fun. You will still have to spend 15 days feeding Papa Louie his absurdly complicated pizza to get the badge. Good luck, and + to keep this comment alive!

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Caseyblu

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know, when they complain about how long the wait was, I should explain to them that I am literally the only person working in this place and I haven't had a day off for nearly 3 weeks.

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Eldiablotoro

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why do we keep rewarding developers who make unoriginal games? Kongregate, there are way better games that deserve being the "Badge of the Day".

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RawGamer

Aug. 5, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cheerful music comes on and they jump with joy when they get their pizza done right. Not to mention the pizza glows:)

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Subeka

Jun. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I cut a pentagram on the pizza, with a fisch in the middle. But the customer had no sense of humor :/

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cinereaste

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For anyone thinking about going for the hard badges: it took me 58 days to get the first and 119 days to get the second. It was incredibly tedious. They are labeled endurance badges for a reason.

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SpykeIV

Sep. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) At the time of writing this comment, 115,219 people have earned the easy badge. Only 5,364 went on to get the final badge. That's 4.7%. Today, nearly 4 years after earning the easy badge myself, I have come to the end of my Pizzeria journey. Here's to adding my .000008%. Huzzah.

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m_baxter2007

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I know I make a great pizza, but does every customer I have need to come in everyday?

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avatar for micky812
micky812

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) rank 4: delivery boy. Wait, wasn't that my job before I had to run the pizzeria?

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iMilli1

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I made a happy face with olives and peppers but they hated it.....

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Beibin

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks @Titandrake, that was a lifesaver.

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fiestaenmicasa

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *gets badge of day, plays 20 other random games to get this one off "recently played" list* ~whew, avoided embarrassment

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Theworldgamer

Oct. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry sir but I accidentally threw away your pizza when I was trying to give it to you.

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TanMan134

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) don't these people get tired of ordering the exact same pizza every time?

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nvhnam

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's hilarious how you get more tips from frequent customers instead of them getting a discount...

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felipe970421

Jun. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Never piss off a gold customer on purpose, they give excellent tps (I just got $3.22 from a customer that didn't like his pizza, that is more than a normal customer cheering) and every 5 good pizzas they'll give you a sweet $9.00

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avatar for bobboberson
bobboberson

Jun. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) me: "oh i'm sorry sir i gave you the wrong pizza let me get the right one for you" customer: "NO i want this pizza and im not going to give you a tip"

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Locuseater

Nov. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Day 102 ... papa's finally back from 3 month vacation.

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Feo2

Aug. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I had i nightmare that one of the customers ordered a pizza with five slices

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1r54321

Jul. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There are so many Papa's ----eria games! Papas pizzeria, Papas burgeria, Heck, there is even a papas cupcakeria! What's next? Papas diarrhea?

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Timothy409

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Must Get all Gold or at least get Papa to show up. Once that happens Im moving on to the next game.

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jefeesdios

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You acquired this badge on Aug. 10, 2008." Thank you, past self, for your suffering!

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liliac

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It's like completing a stickers album, you never get those last customers you need.

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SS4Dakota

Oct. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) dude i want this guys job, he gets 50 dollars in tips plus paid by work thats freakin awsome

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PeachTart2

May. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Little did he know, that Papa would go on tonsof other vacatins to make his workers full of misery.

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Murder_Machine

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Papa's Pizzeria: Service with a sneer.

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pengy51

Dec. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) don't you think the cheering is a bit patronising? 'here is your pizza sir' 'YES!!!!! YES, YOU GOT IT RIGHT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT OMG YOU MADE MY PIZZA! OH YES!' 'yeah...., goodbye'

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avatar for Dark_Galamanca
Dark_Galamanca

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This remains the only Papa's game for which I haven't acquired all the badges. Must... get... badges...!

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