Comments for Papa's Pizzeria

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dfpratt

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The customer is all like "OH MY GOD! YOU CUT THIS SLICE 1/2 A MILLIMETER BIGGER THAN THIS ONE! I RATE YOU TERRIBLY!"

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Holliander

Aug. 24, 2014

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takahmasak

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not sure why it isn't in the top five comments... but. Make a new game, and name the file almostpapa. You'll start off on day 99 with many of the people leveled and this will save you ages of effort.

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kebab123456

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow

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OWS1218

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For God's sake someone please add a shop!

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ColdFire2003

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Ummm yes, on my pizza I would like exactly 4 pieces of green peppers distributed equally on the left half of my pizza. I would also like exactly 2 mushrooms in the upper right quadrant of my pizza. I would like it baked for precisely 39 seconds, but I want it to be done at that point. Anything less than this is not satisfactory for me."

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Halibut

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yay, I got the hard hard badge :D Pizza Psychopath is I.

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firestormiv

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For the last badge, I think the quickest way to get to it is to never serve anything good to gold customers, even if you're like rank 15 or so. The tips you'll get from the others will be enough to rank up, and you'll rank up slow enough to give the newest customers a bunch of stars before moving on to the next one. I ranked up too fast, and now I still have bronze customers even though the 35th customer is gold because he keeps coming every day.

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pyrus248

Aug. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @imaresan: Thanks for the 50 points!

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kebab121

Aug. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow

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VeronikaDangel

Aug. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a crazy person's tip: once you get a bronze, silver or gold customer, no matter how much you screw up, you can't lose that status. if you're anything like me, when going for the last badge, I just did the last customer's order right, everybody else got the margarita.

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Perillus

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So my shop stays open for only the time it takes to half-bake four pizzas (or one, since they're all on the grill at the same time) and then closes??

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GoldRaven909

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) omg

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MikeOShay

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Yes, I'd like a pizza with different toppings on each half, then I want it cut in six pieces so that the toppings bleed over anyway."

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Benito2

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im stupid i always forget the toppings wrong time and bad cutting

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yaaay

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) thanks or the tip imaresan

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cadoc276

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) These people have the most boring diets imaginable. Come on, fat guy, there's more to life than salami. Live a little, try a mushroom.

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Extreme_Z7

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @bbrtki nobody deserves to be banned because of your opinions. Kong will never cater to your arrogance. If you don't like a game, DON'T PLAY THEM! Those words work fine for me as a flash gaming fan. People deserve to create what they want and ignorant and self-centered turds like you are far too common on the internet. People who ignore the efforts of developers who make a game they want to make are not entitled to your hatred just because they didn't make what you wanted. There are games for everyone. Every game has a target audience. Just because one didn't bother to target you, doesn't mean you can point at them and say that they don't deserve to exist. The reality is that YOU don't deserve to exist. screw you and everyone who voted up your comment.

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FattyMcFatstein

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Day 103: Papa himself comes in now, ordering the same bizzarre pizza day after day no matter how much I burn, chop, or otherwise ruin it the day before. Our eyes meet each time, yet he doesn't acknowlege that he is my captor. I wonder, is he taunting me? Flaunting his freedom? Trying to push me over the edge? The days begin to blur and I find myself staring glassy-eyed into the pizza oven as the customers stack up out front. There must be a way out. I will escape this torment somehow.

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omymod

Aug. 15, 2014

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Sogir402

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Get the badgez,Forget the game...

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Sogir402

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 36 gold customers – Why do you do this to yourself? No one forces you to earn these badges.

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Frelance

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why does this "game" exist? there's a reason you have to pay people to do this shit irl

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OnSiteFTW

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Another Papa's S***eria game.

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Ghostriderox

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't fear guys, if you name your character "almostpapa" you will get the first three badges. Easy badge of the day! :) IT ACTUALLY WORKS IT IS A CHEAT CODE

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goldslash

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The fack!!! i couldn't beat that time, too fast. I do most of the pizzas perfectly, but i can't take order and do all at the same time. Why the pizzaria don't have 2 workers? Someone for taking orders and someone for making. I'm good at the second!! I could do making, baking and cutting at the same time!! Btw, giving up the last badge, 2 f"u"cked up.

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kris_schaefer1

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) thanks imaresan

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VforVendetta

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To the 6,260 people who had the patience to get all the way through this mind-numbingly boring game, I applaud you. I don't know how you did it, but you seriously deserve to have that badge on your profile. Should have really been an impossible badge.

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LaRueW

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why did they badge this stupid game...

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AnthonyF91

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) woah

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VforVendetta

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Feels too much like work. D:

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ScoobieM

Aug. 14, 2014

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goldslash

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) +imaresan Haha not only the easy, but also the medium and the hard one. Almost the another hard, 36 customers! Nice!!!

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The_Vegemancer

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love you imaresan.

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ballsdeep312

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get it if you make them terrible pizza so many times why would they still come

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Water81300

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Papa's Heart Attackeria is going to be the next installment.

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RicardoZ5

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Another papa's whateveria, cmon choose better games for BoTD.

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xandramas

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like how every high level kong player (People who actually know what they are talking about through experience) hate these papas games.

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xandramas

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yea these papa games are junk. You can get a fast food job and earn money doing the same thing as these games.

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fiestaenmicasa

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *gets badge of day, plays 20 other random games to get this one off "recently played" list* ~whew, avoided embarrassment

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Azgodeth

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) papa's vomitorium.

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redundantdancer

Aug. 14, 2014

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triste

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't come for the badge. I came for the 1 star. Can't stand Papa games.

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ilcorvo

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I work at a restaurant, and this game is so stressful

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Sharzi

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) They continue to order more pizzas. They are ignorant to the truth behind Papa's growing influence over the food in our city. It is only a matter of time until they get enslaved in order to serve his dark purposes, just like I have been, an innocent delivery boy who happened to stumble into the hellish grasp of Papa. Some of them have been transformed by his evil experiments and walk the streets among them, one of them a grotesque creature, which they call "Big Pauly". As I stare into the inferno within the pizza oven, I can feel that my soul, too, is being baked until nothing remains but the ashes of the person I once was. This batch of pizzas is my last hope. I shalll inscribe upon them words pointing towards my suffering, so that, in case there is yet a power of good in this world that can match Papa's might, at least I shall not perish in vain, and the word of his sinister deeds spreading all over the world shall be the first sign of his undoing: http://i.imgur.com/ER0gqsl.jpg

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Roxas4522

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Remnants of skystone was better than all your crappy food service games. You stopped trying on it because these are easier to crap out copy&paste games.

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mjlamm

Aug. 14, 2014

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crawl138

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I hate saying bad things, this dev really tries, but I gotta agree with the above, get a new idea mate, this one has been done, and done, and done, and done, and done, over and over....its getting more than a little old.

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dolton36

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) almostpapa IS BEST PAPA though lol Why do you do this to yourself? No one forces you to earn these badges. (ENDURANCE BADGE)

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biancoverde33

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow, again?!! one is good, two can be great, three is definitely too much, 4 is just why?

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