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May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next time I go to Taco Bell I'm going to order my taco with specific build instructions and see how that goes. Lettuce on top of cheese!!! What is this crap? I specifically told you I want my cheese on top of the lettuce, you fool!

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Scarlet

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To the customers I haven't seen in over three weeks now: are you cheating on me with a Taco Bell? I CAN DO BETTER, PLEASE, COME BACK.

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hchan1

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) JoJo: the world's first artistic food critic. Knows how good the food is just by staring at it for a few seconds.

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Penguin_Lover

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What an employee, he spends all of his income on the restaurant.

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julito666

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *After playing Papa's Burgueria for months* Yes!, I finally finished the game... let's see whats new on Kong. oh.... crap

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JamesT5192

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations, you just won the Food Poisoning Badge by serving 10 customers uncooked meat!

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saneiac

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I know there's someone else in the kitchen. My pan of meat gets replaced as soon as I put it on the grill. Why doesn't he get out front and take some damn orders?

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gspro

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the fact that your customers speak faster and cheer faster as they progress from normal customer to gold customer.

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cramer444

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For a guy who only makes around 20 grand a year, he seems very content.... papa louie is a cheapskate

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MoshVamp

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG! Using the same knife and spatula to cook different types of meat?!?! DHEC would not approve...

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BonesJustice7

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those are some very low wages and ridicously high tips. By the end of the week, your tips are at least 5 times your paycheck. Also, the ranks go up to level 44! Really, if you're that interested in this game to get that far, please get a job at Taco Bell or fast food resturant. I would love to see someone driven to make the fastest and most perfect meals day after day there. I'd even wave my hands in the air and tip you after I pay.

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Pokerhappy

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Papa's Food Chain: Catering to customers with crippling OCD since 2007.

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And1Viper

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would love a simple keyboard shortcut to switch between the three views

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jilest

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, Papa, here's an idea: hire more than one employee.

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cartman1231

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a typical taco costs less than $1, but making the perfect taco $5 tip.

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Shmanel

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Man, Greg really likes his tomatoes. I hate Greg...

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Floridesa12

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this game, I went to Taco Bell. I started to cheer when they gave me my taco. Not a good idea, everyone looked at me like I was crazy.

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Pkmn337

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love when I make a bad taco and the client gets angry, then my character smiles. So evil!

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StrongHeart

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dont think i would ever put a purple substance called "loco sauce" on my taco

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1337al

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it doesnt matter what my rank is, i still run this whole operation by myself...

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Mathmos

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) A normal day for Peggy: First i drive into the mountains and get pancakes. Then I swing back round to town and get a burger, a pizza and a taco. In the afternoon I take a ferry to some remote island and get an ice-cream. YAY OBESITY!

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snakester95

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love how they're like extremely excited and throw their arms up when you get them their taco.

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ralphocop

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently you can win blue ribbons before the critic actually eats the food.

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matricata

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get why bother to make the tacos when the bastards don't even bother to taste them!?!

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InfinityNow

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) DEAR GOD! WE NEED MORE EMPLOYEES PAPA, MAKE IT MULTIPLAYER

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TheAznSensation

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game relaxes me and makes me hungry at the same time.

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BettyNoir

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You want peppers? Oh sorry, I'm not authorised to serve you those, I'm only level 9...

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davidkyo

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd love to live in a town like this, filled of such nice people. For instance, no one robs the place blind, which could be done easily, since the only attendant is away from the cash register 90% of the time. But the nicest person has to be the main character, who not only performs the job of 3 people for paltry amounts of money, but also spends her earnings exclusively on upgrading the shop. Now that's what I call a professional attitude.

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CharredNewt

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized, some of this people wait an entire day just for their taco! This is serious commitment!

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KaneShadow

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Now I'm starving. Earl, we got any tacos back there?

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tulusnexia

May. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next time I go to a fast food restaurant I'm going to throw both of my arms up in celebration when they give me my food and give a $9 tip.

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lubbock

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Can you hurry up and take your taco ive got 4 others cooking and I have to build 3 and take 4 more orders thanks

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Gokussj33

Jul. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FUUUUUUUU my save slot, NOOOOOO :<WHYYYYYY :((

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anthony11346

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hmmm...i wonder what Greg is going to have on his taco

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drap25

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who the hell puts that many jalapeños on a taco? 0.o

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ked1997

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I personally think the Papa should just open 1 huge restaurant.

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plankman

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Finally, for once papa finally decides to pay his employees WAGES.

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niospace

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Japan is next? Papa's sushiria?

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sirpedro100

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol, when you flip the pork, it lands on the same side again cause he flips it two times. Smart of him

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fish2397

Nov. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My customers really need to get jobs. Seriously, if you have time to wait from sunrise to sunset for just one taco, you gotta get a hobby or something.

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TheAnnoyingThing

Sep. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Greg has an unhealthy obsession with tomatoes..... O_O

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tuyetroi

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) pretty easy for a hard badge.

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Sofriggincool

Jun. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really want a Papa's Bakery. Think cakes people!

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Chrisqberry

Jan. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sometimes I love just piling on craploads of stuff... what!? 34%?! i used 8 bottles of mayo on that!

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RainbowLove91

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If Jojo hates his taco, that's not my problem. He probably shouldn't have ordered the most disgusting combination in the world.