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sgtchewy

Aug. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All of this makes me wonder. How long does it take for a turtle to walk 3 million feet back to a cannon?

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Addison0

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else think that launch games need their own category?

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Forgived

May. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.

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Scrazlor

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so glad we dont have to pay for the turtles hospital bill.

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ZAYNEKINKADE

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think it would be helpful to have hotkeys, like for the rockets so you dont have to use the mouse and can easily use them whenever you want.

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DarkCanin

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Little Turtle gets quite the exercise being forced to walk Over 1,000,000 Feet back to the Cannon everytime... Tsk Tsk.. Poor overworked turtle..

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Hedgehog1005

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is insane! I LOVE auto save! Takes some time to get money at first but then it becomes the best game ever! Keep up the good work! Defiant 5/5!

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Pokedude907

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! im about to get the hard achivement :D [hits spike wall] aw crap.......

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Thuanik

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hint: Always keep the letters "W" and "D" pressed when flying and using items. They will not look so useful when in high speed, but just do a test and you'll see the speed and bouncing difference. With that, you can fly around 1.4 times further than without pressing any key. Hope that helps. Thumbs up to keep this comment visible.

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MstrCrft

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did you guys know that if you use your jetback/rocket the split second before you hit a spiked wall it the turtle goes right through it. It just happened to me and i was like Whoa snap!

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horsegirl2137

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay not exactly toss the turtle, more like violently blow it out of a cannon into space pointy spikes but whatever, their definition of 'toss', not mine

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XxXMad_HatterXxX

Sep. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think everyone who's played this game knows what I'm talking about when I say- STUPID FLOATING DEATH SPIKES. XD

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DaneC1

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hope this turtle has life insurance

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HoorayItsMike

Aug. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How to get 3,000,000 feet without getting the 5 hour medal: Obviously you need all upgrades. You will need at LEAST 35-40 nukes. 1. Fire cannon around 40 or so degrees at full power. 2. Once the turtle reaches its max height for that jump, use the rocket. (should be around 1740 height) 3. Keep using nukes until the turtle comes to the middle of the screen instead of being at the right. 4. Once the turtle is in the middle of the screen horizontally, shoot it immediately once it comes down from being in space. Do not let it bounce. 5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you are out of ammo and you should reach 3,000,000. On my first try doing this method I got just about 3,000,000 after my 9th bullet, so you have room for error. How far the turtle is horizontally on the screen represents how fast he is going. You may get unlucky and hit a couple spikes but all you can do is just try again. Like this comment so people can see it.

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D3adlyGhost98

Aug. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) +A lot of guns +Medals +Many enemies -Repetitive -Few upgrades -No ending

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THABEST17

Jan. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i get nuked into space and the after seeing a planet i see a bird wtf ??

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zomgoodness

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this. What is a ball of spikes floating on a balloon doing 953ft. in the air?

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tehdarkside

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the turtle going to the shop buying stuff to kill himself?

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StephenB57

May. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this need a part two

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CrazyGuyRose

Nov. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3,257,626 ft without the use of any nukes. Tank + 13 or 14 golden bullets. In my quest for success of the hard badge without nukes I racked up $10mil

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BobJ336

Apr. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Curious.... since the turtle keeps getting shot out of a cannon... are there replacements every time he dies?

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123blast

Sep. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) a speedometer would be cool, + if you agree

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Balbanes

Mar. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hints and Tips: Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." And how can I even Humanly see them coming when the turtle is going 15,000 ft. per second? Or is that particular tip only for those Jedi out there who can see that kind of thing in time to actually do something about it? XD

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erple

May. 28, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) i hope PETA doesnt see this

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Sparks_

Jan. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This turtle and the Learn To Fly penguin need to get together

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Wrinklyknees7

Oct. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) like for launch game catagory

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ScarletGamer

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) rate if you think this game should have more items in the shop

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karimyahia

Mar. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) does this turtle have life insurance?

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Eldanon

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) shoot him when hes on fire and falling at the same time. u wont be srry

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agentX7Y

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fun fact: turtle's protective shell will help them withstand rockets, tanks, chainsaws, bombs, and cars...but will not protect against spikes.

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Skeleton94

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those bananas really pack a punch!!!

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gman7523115

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I really LOVE it! Only thing is I wish it had a wardrobe so I could dress my turtle up like Hitler or Bob Saget.

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taised

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What I don't like of this game is that reaching a very long distance is pure luck since avoiding spikes is impossible at the speed the turtle travels...

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0potthead

Jun. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) should make a second 10/10

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ikon4u

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a earn-able mod where if you spend enough time in space you freeze and come down as a comet gaining a speed bonus.

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J6Mafioso

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) squirtle.

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Maotegin

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who else recogniced da little easteregg dot/link in da last badge :)

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masi_oka

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love it when you click the hyperlink on the . on the "i like turtles" acheivement

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mucksavage

Sep. 9, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) excellent!!! 5/5

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BadLuckCat

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The biggest surprise from this game: the banana.

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krillman

Oct. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The teenage mutant nija turtles aint got shit on this guy

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Zsadist100

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @ kowax u want another turtle ? NO WAY ! this is the only turtle, which is skilled enough to get launched a thousand times by a tank!

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darkgreen6

Jun. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Turtle walks into house* His wife: Hey how was work today? Turtle: Oh just the usual.

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ultra9283

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) BREAKING NEWS: Over .0001% of turtles are killed each year by cannon related injuries. Ever wonder what happened to the Squirtle Squad or Ash's Squirtle? GUESS

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God_Slave

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) O_O I was well on my way to getting the hard badge when suddenly.....ALIEN Ah FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Prometheus720

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If Chuck Norris had a turtle for a pet, it would be this guy.

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Danielmb555

Oct. 7, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Oh boy I'm At 2.9 million feet! Only 100k more and I get the hard badge! *Hits balloon with spike on it* *Gives up the will to live and sobs uncontrollably*

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Hedgehog412

Dec. 4, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game has changed my life. I clicked on a facebook link claiming "You have been launching reptiles wrong your whole life". It was true! For years I have been flinging hard shelled scaly creatures using an oversized slingshot and trebuchet. After I played this game I have started to used cannons and jetpacks. Thank you ForeverKul and Kongregate, now I have tripled my Turtle-tossing output!

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NightmareFreddy6

Oct. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) You know... 3 million feet is equal to 568.18 miles. Yep that means in about a hundred nukes are being pointed at one turtle that seems immortal ever since he got shot out of a tank and the only thing that can kill him is aliens and spikes. 3 million feet is also enough radius to create a GINORMOUS hole in America.

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Tobuscus

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Squirtle at the menu?

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