Comments for Toss the Turtle

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sgtchewy

Aug. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All of this makes me wonder. How long does it take for a turtle to walk 3 million feet back to a cannon?

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Addison0

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else think that launch games need their own category?

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Forgived

May. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.

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Scrazlor

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so glad we dont have to pay for the turtles hospital bill.

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Hedgehog1005

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is insane! I LOVE auto save! Takes some time to get money at first but then it becomes the best game ever! Keep up the good work! Defiant 5/5!

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Pokedude907

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! im about to get the hard achivement :D [hits spike wall] aw crap.......

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OWS1218

Sep. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "How was your day?" "Oh, you know, got shot by an uzi, got launched out of a cannon, got tossed around, got nuked, got spiked, and all that stuff." HOW IS HE NOT DEAD YET AFTER ALL OF THAT CRAP???

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horsegirl2137

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay not exactly toss the turtle, more like violently blow it out of a cannon into space pointy spikes but whatever, their definition of 'toss', not mine

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zomgoodness

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this. What is a ball of spikes floating on a balloon doing 953ft. in the air?

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xyzabc198

Feb. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Get shot by a rocket? turtle fine, get cut with chainsaw? turtle fine, get shot with a nuke? turtle fine, get shot out a tank? turtle fine, land on spikes? OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!

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MstrCrft

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did you guys know that if you use your jetback/rocket the split second before you hit a spiked wall it the turtle goes right through it. It just happened to me and i was like Whoa snap!

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kingxander123

Mar. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The Secret button in Blast Co is right above the Shop keeper in between the words Blast (Button Here) Co

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Thuanik

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hint: Always keep the letters "W" and "D" pressed when flying and using items. They will not look so useful when in high speed, but just do a test and you'll see the speed and bouncing difference. With that, you can fly around 1.4 times further than without pressing any key. Hope that helps. Thumbs up to keep this comment visible.

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Crash301

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I just got the first medium badge before I got the easy badge... Hooray :D

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HoorayItsMike

Aug. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How to get 3,000,000 feet without getting the 5 hour medal: Obviously you need all upgrades. You will need at LEAST 35-40 nukes. 1. Fire cannon around 40 or so degrees at full power. 2. Once the turtle reaches its max height for that jump, use the rocket. (should be around 1740 height) 3. Keep using nukes until the turtle comes to the middle of the screen instead of being at the right. 4. Once the turtle is in the middle of the screen horizontally, shoot it immediately once it comes down from being in space. Do not let it bounce. 5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you are out of ammo and you should reach 3,000,000. On my first try doing this method I got just about 3,000,000 after my 9th bullet, so you have room for error. How far the turtle is horizontally on the screen represents how fast he is going. You may get unlucky and hit a couple spikes but all you can do is just try again. Like this comment so people can see it.

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Chris12345678912

Mar. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good game

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Prometheus720

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If Chuck Norris had a turtle for a pet, it would be this guy.

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BadLuckCat

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The biggest surprise from this game: the banana.

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XxXMad_HatterXxX

Sep. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think everyone who's played this game knows what I'm talking about when I say- STUPID FLOATING DEATH SPIKES. XD

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mrsbayleebieber

Dec. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Toss the Turtle? More like Launch, shoot, and seriously injure the turtle.

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God_Slave

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) O_O I was well on my way to getting the hard badge when suddenly.....ALIEN Ah FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Wrinklyknees7

Oct. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) like for launch game catagory

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darkgreen6

Jun. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Turtle walks into house* His wife: Hey how was work today? Turtle: Oh just the usual.

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D3adlyGhost98

Aug. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) +A lot of guns +Medals +Many enemies -Repetitive -Few upgrades -No ending

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ZAYNEKINKADE

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think it would be helpful to have hotkeys, like for the rockets so you dont have to use the mouse and can easily use them whenever you want.

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Eldanon

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hold D the whole time and he'll move slightly faster

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DefiledSandwich

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Like this if you managed to hit the bottom right corner of a balloon spike. :/

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jamieman11

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That is a brave turtle. He gets gut by a chain saw lands on spikes then walks right back to the cannon.

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Skeleton94

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those bananas really pack a punch!!!

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DaneC1

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hope this turtle has life insurance

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kskid99

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol, the 1 tip said: use your gun to shoot your turtle away from hazards., a gun is a hazard! XD

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avatar for 123blast
123blast

Sep. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) a speedometer would be cool, + if you agree

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redawesome

Jan. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) who said turtles can't fly

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avatar for 0potthead
0potthead

Jun. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) should make a second 10/10

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avatar for tehdarkside
tehdarkside

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the turtle going to the shop buying stuff to kill himself?

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avatar for Balbanes
Balbanes

Mar. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hints and Tips: Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." And how can I even Humanly see them coming when the turtle is going 15,000 ft. per second? Or is that particular tip only for those Jedi out there who can see that kind of thing in time to actually do something about it? XD

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Sparks_

Jan. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This turtle and the Learn To Fly penguin need to get together

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hinoob144

Jun. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone seen my Squirtle?

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doublerainbow13

May. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) just 50,000 to go until 3 million and abducted by a UFO no 30 points

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Rekato

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) He is being shoted several times and can accelerate from 60 KMH(50MPH) up to 10 Machs ( 10x speed of sound, , over 5000MPH), survive atom bomb but he cannot bare spikes?

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shino504

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) and here is where we power level squirtles

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avatar for DarkCanin
DarkCanin

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Little Turtle gets quite the exercise being forced to walk Over 1,000,000 Feet back to the Cannon everytime... Tsk Tsk.. Poor overworked turtle..

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ultra9283

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) BREAKING NEWS: Over .0001% of turtles are killed each year by cannon related injuries. Ever wonder what happened to the Squirtle Squad or Ash's Squirtle? GUESS

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avatar for OWS1218
OWS1218

Sep. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *SPOILER ALERT* There's a secret button at the shop between the 'Blast' and the 'C.O.'

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Zsadist100

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @ kowax u want another turtle ? NO WAY ! this is the only turtle, which is skilled enough to get launched a thousand times by a tank!

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avatar for sosofofo1
sosofofo1

Feb. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Cool game but need more guns

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543219

Jan. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Turtle! You dont have to do it if you dont like it!!!

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JayBomb03

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't wan't to take a break!

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paulfleet

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for not showing how much he would actually be injured.

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moonzachary

Dec. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) love this game

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