Comments for Toss the Turtle

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Addison0

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone else think that launch games need their own category?

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sgtchewy

Aug. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All of this makes me wonder. How long does it take for a turtle to walk 3 million feet back to a cannon?

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Forgived

May. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough. He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.

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Scrazlor

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm so glad we dont have to pay for the turtles hospital bill.

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Pokedude907

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! im about to get the hard achivement :D [hits spike wall] aw crap.......

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Balbanes

Mar. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hints and Tips: Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." And how can I even Humanly see them coming when the turtle is going 15,000 ft. per second? Or is that particular tip only for those Jedi out there who can see that kind of thing in time to actually do something about it? XD

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donutboy224

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :D instant 5/5for that banana

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Endrosz

Nov. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Needs shortcut keys for rocket and nukes. Otherwise, fun game!

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horsegirl2137

May. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay not exactly toss the turtle, more like violently blow it out of a cannon into space pointy spikes but whatever, their definition of 'toss', not mine

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Hedgehog1005

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is insane! I LOVE auto save! Takes some time to get money at first but then it becomes the best game ever! Keep up the good work! Defiant 5/5!

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kingxander123

Mar. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The Secret button in Blast Co is right above the Shop keeper in between the words Blast (Button Here) Co

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darkgreen6

Jun. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Turtle walks into house* His wife: Hey how was work today? Turtle: Oh just the usual.

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CIRKLKAY

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I would not want to apply for the turtle's job...

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zelda2002

Oct. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait the turtle is immortal?

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awsome96786

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) when u shoot him when hes coming down its WAY more effective

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HoorayItsMike

Aug. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How to get 3,000,000 feet without getting the 5 hour medal: Obviously you need all upgrades. You will need at LEAST 35-40 nukes. 1. Fire cannon around 40 or so degrees at full power. 2. Once the turtle reaches its max height for that jump, use the rocket. (should be around 1740 height) 3. Keep using nukes until the turtle comes to the middle of the screen instead of being at the right. 4. Once the turtle is in the middle of the screen horizontally, shoot it immediately once it comes down from being in space. Do not let it bounce. 5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you are out of ammo and you should reach 3,000,000. On my first try doing this method I got just about 3,000,000 after my 9th bullet, so you have room for error. How far the turtle is horizontally on the screen represents how fast he is going. You may get unlucky and hit a couple spikes but all you can do is just try again. Like this comment so people can see it.

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zomgoodness

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this. What is a ball of spikes floating on a balloon doing 953ft. in the air?

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Elkian

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's kind of surreal that nukes become more 'affordable' than bullets at one point.

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ikon4u

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a earn-able mod where if you spend enough time in space you freeze and come down as a comet gaining a speed bonus.

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MstrCrft

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did you guys know that if you use your jetback/rocket the split second before you hit a spiked wall it the turtle goes right through it. It just happened to me and i was like Whoa snap!

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Chris12345678912

Mar. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good game

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Thuanik

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hint: Always keep the letters "W" and "D" pressed when flying and using items. They will not look so useful when in high speed, but just do a test and you'll see the speed and bouncing difference. With that, you can fly around 1.4 times further than without pressing any key. Hope that helps. Thumbs up to keep this comment visible.

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ZAYNEKINKADE

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think it would be helpful to have hotkeys, like for the rockets so you dont have to use the mouse and can easily use them whenever you want.

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karimyahia

Mar. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) does this turtle have life insurance?

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xyzabc198

Feb. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Get shot by a rocket? turtle fine, get cut with chainsaw? turtle fine, get shot with a nuke? turtle fine, get shot out a tank? turtle fine, land on spikes? OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!

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Prometheus720

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If Chuck Norris had a turtle for a pet, it would be this guy.

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XxXMad_HatterXxX

Sep. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think everyone who's played this game knows what I'm talking about when I say- STUPID FLOATING DEATH SPIKES. XD

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BadLuckCat

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The biggest surprise from this game: the banana.

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123blast

Sep. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) a speedometer would be cool, + if you agree

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0potthead

Jun. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) should make a second 10/10

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Eldanon

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hold D the whole time and he'll move slightly faster

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DefiledSandwich

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Like this if you managed to hit the bottom right corner of a balloon spike. :/

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mrsbayleebieber

Dec. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Toss the Turtle? More like Launch, shoot, and seriously injure the turtle.

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God_Slave

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) O_O I was well on my way to getting the hard badge when suddenly.....ALIEN Ah FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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DaneC1

Nov. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hope this turtle has life insurance

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McPwny

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) already have the badges, refuses to give me points/kongpanion. wasnt this game already a badge of the day game once??

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redawesome

Jan. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) who said turtles can't fly

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Desdoyy

Dec. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i never knew how bouncy turtles were

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ultra9283

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) BREAKING NEWS: Over .0001% of turtles are killed each year by cannon related injuries. Ever wonder what happened to the Squirtle Squad or Ash's Squirtle? GUESS

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tehdarkside

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why is the turtle going to the shop buying stuff to kill himself?

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ilourie

Mar. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That period in the last sentence of the hard achievement description...

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SlySkyrimTheif

Dec. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Question; where does the turtle hold all the money bags he collects?

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IndianGamer

Jul. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Well, the turtle does have a shell, that may explain how he`s not dieing when crashing on the ground, whilst cannoned at ridiculous power.

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Atombender

Dec. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Remove the ****ing air spikes already. -_-

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avatar for sosofofo1
sosofofo1

Feb. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Cool game but need more guns

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543219

Jan. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Turtle! You dont have to do it if you dont like it!!!

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JayBomb03

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't wan't to take a break!

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paulfleet

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for not showing how much he would actually be injured.

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moonzachary

Dec. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) love this game

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Zombiehunterg8

Oct. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game, i played it ages ago when it was released on newgrounds.

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