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Hint: Always keep the letters "W" and "D" pressed when flying and using items. They will not look so useful when in high speed, but just do a test and you'll see the speed and bouncing difference. With that, you can fly around 1.4 times further than without pressing any key. Hope that helps. Thumbs up to keep this comment visible.
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Wow. That Turtle sure is Tough.
He's gone into space, Been shot by a rocket launcher, Nuked at least 400,000,000 Times by Different players, Shot out of a tank, Burned by the sun, Been abducted, Jabbed by Millions of Spikes, and Been Shredded by a chainsaw, Yet, He Get's Right back up, Sighs a sigh of relief. And smiles, And then he's ready To go again.
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This game is insane! I LOVE auto save! Takes some time to get money at first but then it becomes the best game ever! Keep up the good work! Defiant 5/5!
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I think it would be helpful to have hotkeys, like for the rockets so you dont have to use the mouse and can easily use them whenever you want.
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How to get 3,000,000 feet without getting the 5 hour medal:
Obviously you need all upgrades. You will need at LEAST 35-40 nukes.
1. Fire cannon around 40 or so degrees at full power.
2. Once the turtle reaches its max height for that jump, use the rocket. (should be around 1740 height)
3. Keep using nukes until the turtle comes to the middle of the screen instead of being at the right.
4. Once the turtle is in the middle of the screen horizontally, shoot it immediately once it comes down from being in space. Do not let it bounce.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 until you are out of ammo and you should reach 3,000,000.
On my first try doing this method I got just about 3,000,000 after my 9th bullet, so you have room for error. How far the turtle is horizontally on the screen represents how fast he is going. You may get unlucky and hit a couple spikes but all you can do is just try again.
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Okay, so it didn't take anything at all once I had the golden gun. To get to 3Mil, just follow a few simple steps. First aim the cannon just a little above the horizon, next after you fire, hold "W" and "D"(It really does make a difference) while in space, hit the rocket. It will get the momentum. Last, when the turtle shifts from the far right to the middle of the screen, shoot it. Make sure you have the golden gun, cause it's the only one that puts you back to the far right of the screen. Don't shoot it more than once, when the turtle gets to the middle shoot it again, rinse and repeat. I did this with no nukes, though the turtle went much faster when I hit a nuke on it right after hitting it with the golden gun. But I managed to get 4,088,147 this way.
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okay not exactly toss the turtle, more like violently blow it out of a cannon into space pointy spikes but whatever, their definition of 'toss', not mine
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Did you guys know that if you use your jetback/rocket the split second before you hit a spiked wall it the turtle goes right through it. It just happened to me and i was like Whoa snap!
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"Hints and Tips: Use your gun to shoot the turtle away from hazards." And how can I even Humanly see them coming when the turtle is going 15,000 ft. per second? Or is that particular tip only for those Jedi out there who can see that kind of thing in time to actually do something about it? XD
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Little Turtle gets quite the exercise being forced to walk Over 1,000,000 Feet back to the Cannon everytime... Tsk Tsk.. Poor overworked turtle..
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BREAKING NEWS: Over .0001% of turtles are killed each year by cannon related injuries. Ever wonder what happened to the Squirtle Squad or Ash's Squirtle? GUESS
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My list of...stuff.
HINT: If possible, while using rocket or missile (not jet pack) shoot the turtle.
HINT: Shoot the turtle whenever he: 1. stops falling across the screen (not stops falling in general, when he remains stationary on the screen), or 2. when he gets as low as he can get (That is, when he's almost on the ground)
HINT: As soon as you get at least 2000 money from each launch, start buying chest bombs. They are EXTREMELY useful, and can add another $4000 worth of distance to your jump!
HINT: There is a hard-to-see ? between 'blast' and 'co.' in the shop. Yes, this is the secret button in the main shop menu the game tells you about.
REQUEST: please keep this comment alive!
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Get shot by a rocket? turtle fine, get cut with chainsaw? turtle fine, get shot with a nuke? turtle fine, get shot out a tank? turtle fine, land on spikes? OH DEAR GOD NO!!!!!
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I think they're holding back on me, I think that fifty nuclear bombs set off in the same ten mile radius would at least burn the grass a little.
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a turtle, on average, can walk at 1.07 mph. 3 million feet is equal to 568 miles. it would take a turtle 531 hours, or 22 days nonstop to walk 3 million feet.
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Turtle: Plummets at high speed from 1000 feet high - Is fine. Also turtle: Slowly bounces on the ground and barely touches the spikes - BLOODY END.
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Nuke the turtle, it's still alive. Chainsaw it, it's still alive. Throw it at the sun, it's still alive. For some reason, I find this reasonable.
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How to get "I Like Turtles" Badge: Step 1: Purchase Tank, Ultimate Weapon, and Missle Step 2: Buy 40-50 Nukes Step 3: Buy a chest bomb (just in case) Step 4: Pray that you don't hit spikes, abducted, or hit too many of those stupid birds that slow you down Step 5: After very good launch (don't settle for a mediocre launch), wait until your turtle is flying steadily across the very center of the screen and hit him with a golden bullet Step 6: Alternate between dropping 3-4 nukes and hitting your turtle with a golden bullet when he is flying steadily at the center of the screen. Step 7: At around 200,000, deploy the missle/jetpack. Step 8: Continue alternations and pray that you don't hit any spikes, UFOs, or dastardly birds. Step 9: Receive badge and regret spending so much time trying to receive it. Step 10: Sleep.
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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon. And then the cow was hit by a ballistic turtle traveling at 1000 mph.
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i love how when he gets hit by the sun, chainsawed, in space, falling at high altitude, getting nuked and teddybears shooting him he gets back up but if he gets hit by spikes he straight away dies :p