Comments for Storm the House 3

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kdogkiller86

Nov. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, considering how many men we have, couldn't we just take over the world or something?" "Nah, I want this guy's house."

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YellowAfterlife

May. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Sparta achievement tactic: buy 3 quackers, upgrade one to maximum, and one to lvl2. Then buy 60 gunners. That's all. You can leave the game and go get a drink, they deal fine with spartans and get you a achievement. (notice the plus-sign to the right, for the good of all of us).

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Chrisjk1994

Jul. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They really should of put a save or checkpoint system for the campaign.

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slicedtoad

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ok, let's go over some not so obvious game mechanics. Upgrading your gunmen doesn't work like most games. going from 1 to 2 shooters doesn't double the amount of shots fired. The game works with a timer, every x seconds a shot is fired if possible. every time you buy another gunman, it decreases this time a little bit. This has the effect of making the first 15 or so upgrades nearly identical to 1st upgrade. Around 20 or so, the upgrades hit a "critical" point and your gunmen become awesome. Upgrades continue to be awesome up to roughly 50 (i might be off). Alot of the other upgrades work with a similar mechanism, so try different things out.

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jmhoffer

Jan. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, his front is heavily armed and defended, but his flanks and rear are completely open." "ATTACK THE FRONT!"

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Kajo

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Alamodelatte: They're clearly after his infinite ammo supply box

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Sniper1337th

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got 233 gunmen is that enough?

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awm17

Dec. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The trick to the BoD is to use the shotgun (thanks jmjoffer) and only aim at groups. Limited reload speed is the enemy so having a single zombie attacking is a small price to pay to allow each shot to count.

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iDair

Apr. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I thought the zombie badge was hard, until I figured out I had a shotgun...

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Degeration_X

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who's ever stayed at the main menu wait for the people to destroy the house? after about 5 minutes the house gets defeated.

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werttyuio

May. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU FIT 300 PPL IN ONE BUNKER HOUSE

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BurningPeter

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) While trying to achieve the Badge of the day, please remember to press z to switch to shotgun. Makes life so much easier, 2 minutes should be no problem! Press + so others will know...

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SubZeroMaster12

Feb. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,its night. hes not defending. shouldn't we attack him now?" "No." "Why?" "Because im scared of the dark." "......Seems legit...."

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Alamodelatte

Nov. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What in the world is so valuable to these guys? They send an army after just one house? What do they want from it?

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Tenzhi

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nine gunmen and THAT's their rate of fire? What, are they equipped with ye olde muzzle loaders?

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a10712851

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 for the ability to shoot the word Pause in the Pause menu.

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abcnbc

Nov. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Cheats octopussy: toggles extra tower slots goldfinger: activates fisty mcbeefpunch moonraker: toggle enemies moonwalk live and let die: maximum wall (bugged) The World Is Not Enough: all weapons unlocked and fully upgraded Die Another Day: house is invulnerableThe Living Daylights: days pass by quicker Diamonds Are Forever: unlimited money From Russia With Love: Unlocked or purchased weapon(s) never reload

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pacman247

Nov. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does the gas tanker say porkchop sandwiches on the side?

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ArmoredFury

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Have those soldiers ever heard of flanking?

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Spymaster250

Jul. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Some how, some way... You are still able to hear the birds chirping their song over all the gunfire & death.

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Mech2000

Jul. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So bored at day 39 with my 100 gunmen and 40 repairmen and my fully upgraded rocket platforms, so very close to ending this madness and getting my badge. Reading the comments. Now i'm dead. After day 38, better watch your shit, because i'm not doing that again.

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hyperferretlolz

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Supreme Commander: Listen up troopers! Your orders are to slash, shoot, crash into and attempt to blow up the walls of the enemy base at all costs. On absolutely no condition must you attempt to flank, shoot or blow up the shooters responsible for causing millions of allied casualties. Soldier: Err, may I put forward a suggestion concerning tactics? Sergeant: Are you out of your mind, man? Our Commander has led our forces for over 23 days!

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IudieIdidit

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) to live zombie apocolypes use pistol until doomed then use shotgun

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baloe88

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soldier: sir, its becoming dark, and there are still men in the battle field, shall we continue the siege? commander: no, we must wait till tomorrow, to give them chance to repair and buy new weapons and gunmen.

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ericbloedow

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) tricky problem/glitch: sometimes the gunmen will simply stop shooting-as if they are unable to target a specific enemy, and since they MUST hit the nearest enemy, they can't shoot at ANY enemies unless you shoot the problematic enemy yourself! this WILL kill you if you're not paying attention!

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chocogansta

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there birds cherping in a desert? Better yet... Why are there birds cherping while there is an insane gun fight going on in the desert?

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RogueKilla

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how do 100+ gunmen fit into that tiny house???

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keyboarder

Nov. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Would be so much better with a save button. + if you agree

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nothing951

Apr. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why dont the enemys go around your wall

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mrcall354

Jan. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That awesome moment when you have 94% damage reduction and one of the oil tankers flattens itself against your wall for a whopping 6 pts of damage.

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RangyRV

Apr. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to survive for 40 days: First get enough money to buy a Uzi and a few gunmen, like 3 of them, after that save your money until you can buy a SCAR and after you upgrade the reload time a little bit you can start to spend your money with towers, you will need a Quake Box and 2 Missile Turrets. Next step is to buy more gunmen, and if you have money to spare you can upgrade your defense by upgrading the wall and buying repair men. If you upgrade everything to the right level you wont even need to shoot your gun until you get to Day 35, because even if you are hit your base will be repaired fast enough, from that day on you will be needing a "Old Glory" to defeat the tanks and the giant robots. Press + if you want to help more people :P

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43v3rnuub

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir , shall we do something about the 50 Repairmen fixing up his wall?" "Negative Solider , continue throwing everything we have at it" "What about the 300 Gunmen killing us out the 3 windows he have Sir?" "Negative once again solider , we don't want to hurt any of them even if it means losing a million soliders , Just take down the wall" "Why are we doing this again sir?" "That Infinite ammo supply solider"

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manicalpizzadude

Jun. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) any game where you can hire a guy to just stand there waving a flamethrower around is a good game. I'd like to see a Flamer Joe spin-off game.

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Danglyweenus

Dec. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My favorite part about this game is hearing birds chirping and trilling over the noise of tank blasts and truck explosions.

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krazykamakazi

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @slicedtoad, If you buy 100 gunmen, Its like a person with infinite ammo and has a "old glory" and just leave the game and watch them kill people fall infront of you

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crs3000

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mhm...y dont they just attack from the back?

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Therobster420

Apr. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "In other news, the International Space Station has been destroyed when thousands of dead men with jet-packs smashed into the station."

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Halogamer77

Mar. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LoL I defeated the 300 with the quaking of the Persian Army.

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Athanius

Jan. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Don't worry guys we have a sword and a helmet, we can totally take the guys with missiles guns and flamethrowers, don't forget those pathetic laser beams of death.

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Tnx2alot

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The explosive tanker has "Porkchop Sandwiches" written on it. This is time for a valid WTF.

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Techno7996

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hate it when I'm 10$ from my weapon....

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agentX7Y

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I swear everytime I punch a jeep in Mcjeeppunch I hear the driver's family go "why chuck norris!?why near christmas!?"

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snowbrger1

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder what would happen if they decided to go arround the battlefield... =P

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awsomename2

Jan. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1003 people in one house wtf?

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kelldar

Apr. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else think of Africa here?

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FartingLikeaBoss

Jun. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @Gogar are you sure that you're not playing on easy right?

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kashuushian1542

Apr. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What are the gunmen firing to be slow by themselves? Old muskets that take extremely long to reload?

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OrkMaster

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) enter curse words into the ceat code box for an lol

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chaos258

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "We are gathered here today to celebrate the great lives and cruel deaths of 100000 swordsmen 80000 gunmen 78950 men in jeeps 20000 exploding trucks 10000 helicopters 50000 men with jet packs 30000 robots and finally 10000 giant robots may they rest in peace."

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rokemon101

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why the hell upgrading my minigun reload actually make it slower?

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