Comments for Alphaland

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kululu123

May. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, There is an issue with the game I noticed. Besides the fact that the world has a weird extra world (that may or may not be intentional), the game has become self-aware. I would like to notify you of this just in case it happens to want to get its revenge. Also, I have noticed that the character is eating ducks which is extremely bad for the environment. I suggest making jump power-ups look different, as some people will not like that. As a side note, people will think of the keys and other power-ups as merely coins and therefore their textures should be changed too. Thank you, Kululu

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cunbong200

May. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I want to see this game when its finished!

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Conquered2011

May. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Love your games Jonas! Don't stop developing x) Also... Make sure to firmly attach a rope to both you and your ceiling when Alpha Testing. Just in case.

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hydrogxn

May. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Love this game.

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Blacknas

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ducks can fly?

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Blacknas

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) philosophy: appreciate your appearance and the ability to jump (fly) and eat :D

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SuperCritic42

May. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think I just had a religious experience...

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Marios1337

May. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am sure this game is trying to tell me something (No, not the game you are testing and the game you accidentally discover, the game Alphaland itself) but i can't figure out what it is.

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KallieH

Apr. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) that music is creepy, man.

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weirdo25

Apr. 16, 2013

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ant0

Apr. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *picks up the cross at the end* Game: Dont be afraid Me: Im not afraid, I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky

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Jenaf

Apr. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) welcome to the lands of unallocated memory!

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xburnttoast

Apr. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) my life is over i got lost and no my computer wont stop shaking

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riverkonqueror

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And yet again JonasKyratzes proves that graphics aren't worth a dime when you have a smooth interface, useful sfx, excellent music but, most important of all, a coherent, involving, feeling story that takes you along with it, and the story here is about a couple of hundred words of half formed sentences!?! This really shows that with just a hint of everything you can create an atmosphere that sucks you in and makes everything else seem like pissing into the wind! Damn this stuff is good - storytelling and gaming at its best... please keep making these things, they are wonderful in every sense that matters, great art, philosophy and engaging like nothing else! It even has replayability - I can't imagine how much of alphaland I have not yet explored! Wow and thank you (^_^)

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Personifire

Mar. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Y'know what'd be the crazy thing? If the game maker purposely put all that in there. Geez.

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Jonor

Mar. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I now understand everything about the universe.

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Jonor

Mar. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After this completing this game I did not go on the computer for weeks, I am scared.

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Patrickwins

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is awfully reminiscent of SBURB Beta.

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Kefira

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) JESUS FRICKEN CHRIST that was haunting and beautiful.

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Gah2000

Mar. 2, 2013

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tex12347

Feb. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Please tell me how graphics that don't even exist show up without using existing textures.

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imthebigbadwolf

Feb. 25, 2013

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12obin

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Finished. Pretty friggin cool. And a good length, I think. Satisfying to beat but not tooo long. I found some of the artsy/ philosophical stuff a bit heavy-handed (the music and the ending text), but overall I enjoyed the game a lot.

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mooloor

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) that. was. DEEP.

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Azathoth199

Jan. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else notice the static in the background is doing the Game of Life?

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ado96

Jan. 11, 2013

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kor_hohoho

Jan. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) all bout this game is sending a message, Well, receiving it or can't be received is up to yourself

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awesam1

Jan. 5, 2013

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LOLfunnys0000

Jan. 4, 2013

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Baestel

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, after playing your game i found a little bug in this game, i think at the first level you fall on the right position out of the screen and fall everything down, fortunetly you land somewhere but i can't say it's from the game or from the glitch but i got somehow to the powerup but i cannot get to the lvl 2 so, can you repair that glitch where you cannot play lvl 2?

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penguindude42

Dec. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Well that escalated quickly.

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MathewR10

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ....... (Silence is the perfect way to describe this game)

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baier145

Dec. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, Your game seems to have multiple minor bugs, which are listed below. 1) I couldn't make it past the first level, due to a whole in the floor. 2)I then fell into an area of strange things seemingly never meant to be in the game. 3)The ducks give me superpowers... not sure if that's supposed to happen, but it was confusing. 4) This one I can't stress enough... you're game developed emotions, namely fear. It literally feared for its' end. So... no too bad, I could see you releasing it as a final product.

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Victoria982

Nov. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game is truly horrifying.

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BernardSew

Nov. 8, 2012

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MikiCHU7

Nov. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... is the blue room the end?

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Sylocat

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) BUG REPORT: Game has become sentient. Would recommend patching this bug before final release.

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Outlander999

Oct. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) cooool soundtrack!

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rudymlk

Oct. 5, 2012

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ruyo120

Oct. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear jonas After testting your game i came to this conclusion... Waaaaaay too many bugs.. hope i helped Me

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AmandaScaca

Sep. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wow, great game! It made me cry.

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KnightofPain

Sep. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The end gave me chills O.o

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CococrazyXD

Sep. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i think of VVVVVV when i play this

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UrsusHorseman

Sep. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) creepy backwards lady voice

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OPGOPG2012

Aug. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) really fun game but i should remember if i am going to play another game by jonas unless i want to play a super long game

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JassenPlayer

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is the first video game that's ever made me cry.

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Deadly2010

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Gumby4:Oh REALLY?

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mrcy

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Brilliant game. Loved it!

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Nason

Jul. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Like how I only wanted to play 5 minutes with it... at the first fall, I was far from amazed, but those little steps you built up "his" world, is really somethign unique. 5/5

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avatar for Vyrunae
Vyrunae

Jul. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Another wonderful game

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