Comments for Burrito Bison

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Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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TheAbandoned

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously, these gummies are so trusting, they just let my fly out of the arena, only to let me try again <3 gummies

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Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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t3hmadhatter

Nov. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Message to JuicyBeast: A bug has come up where the background is higher up than normal. All the gummies seem to be floating in midair. You may want to check this out.

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demonking1

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"

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awsomegamer888

Aug. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ooh look a cop *body slams on cop* how did he manage to beat me up i body slamed on him

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megafighter2

Jul. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I have found a glitch. When i started on of my launches i noticed that the ground wasn't there. I still hit something when i get where the ground was but it looks like the bears are running on air.

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tyrant2001

May. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the gummy on the pogo stick looks so determined

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Boboria

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.

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firedaemon33

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head? By being a gummy bear

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Zoen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those must be some strong gummy cops if you can do a flying body slam and they *STILL* manage to stop you in your tracks.

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Tobuscus9

May. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That awkward moment when a gummy bear has more money then you.

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linkruler

Mar. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will not BELIEVE how many cops I hit in a row on the third part. -.-

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TheCupcakeKing

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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alextheguyuwant

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Logic... Burrito Bisson can squash thousands of gummies, survive from a high fall, survive from a gummy holding a bomb and break the jaw of the jawbreaker in the arena but can't beat up a helpless police gummy...

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bs101

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game contains quite a few surprises. First i thought this was some sort of wrestling flash-game, which i was pretty pumped for. Then instead of hitting my large round opponent i flew through the air. Then i assumed this was the classic overused launch game, so when i saw dozens of units i figured it would be incredibly easy, i was wrong yet again. I love trashing the "How vertical, how horizontal" concept. Great game with new ideas, yet I'm still waiting to take out that wrestling champ.

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gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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Weeky72

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hes getting revenge from the gummy bears who gave him CAVATIES!!!

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FlarpTheBest

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You should think you need more than a police gummy with a light on his head to stop a supersized heavy burrito bison with rockets in his diaper.

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rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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bblazi1

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh please make a sequel to this! and just a suggestion for an upgrade- perhaps something like a "radar detector" showing where those pesky cops are so you don't loose all your momentum when you land on them from a height. you can never see them till it's too late and you've already hit them!

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Ot4c0n

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took forever to breakthrough candyland but the items are really the ticket. Try to avoid the ground cause it doesnt really matter how many times you upgrade to decrease the slow down rate of the cops they still slow you down significantly. Oh and elbowing them doesnt help.

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hrmtcrb0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get the physics of this game. you want to go farther, but you boost your self into the ground? other than that 4/5

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Roflkneif

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's escaped approximately 1000 times for each player, yet the Gummy Bears continue to let him use the wrestling ring to sling him self out and escape...

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Crazy4567

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gummy police officer: sir we've captured the bison that has escaped for the 50th time. Gummy bear chief of police: put him back in the arena

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ukuparkja

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find this game devilicious.Get it...with the gummy bears...and the killing...and...umm...ah nevermind

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gamerking259

May. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm a Bison named Burrito is killing our citizens and police men by launching off the rings rope and hurting our executioner Jaw? Very interesting and stealing our money too! ...well at least he is using that money for stuff to help him. Gummie King*

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johnmayo4

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The whole time I am playing this, I think of how much I want a bag of gummy bears! =D

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Arrogance91

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Epic escape music!

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lmid

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you have no clue how happy i was when i got though two doors and then a hit a ice wall im about ready to drop kick my cumputer. 1mill out of 10

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Zboto

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, I carry lots of cash around just like a gummy bear

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AlimTYS

Dec. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fun Game

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gary_abernethy2

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You dont need to worry how high you need to be to do a Sweet Impact. Basically you go so high that you go right off screen and then it Automatically does a Sweet Impact. You dont have to do anything but hit those rockets and hold the mouse button.

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kcis

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this, it is difficult to look at my delicious Gummy Bears the same way...

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goffy332

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is a cop the first thing i see after i break the first door

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ALEXANDER087

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You know a mass gummy murderer gets caught and then they out him in the exact same ring where he started his terror only to let him wreak havoc over and over and over again smart cops.

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kaleb7d

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is clearly based on a concise class system. The blue gummy bears are the upper class, who can afford to go to the colosseum. Then you have your green gummy bears, which are the middle class, living in the inner city or urban areas. Finally, you have your purple gummy bears, who are lower class farmers living in the outskirt country land of Candyland.

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altidefan1

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We caught him, let's put him back in the same exact ring in the same exact position he was in.

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wrestling

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...

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bloody_angel

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Today, Burrito Bison made his 273rd escape attempt. Police took him back to the ring to face the Jawbreaker, who is still refusing medical attention. In other news, chilis; are they dangerous to out sweet children?" -Gummy Bear News

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sirpedro100

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) D: This is a waste of good candy

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AwesomeDragon

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) at this point jawbreaker shouldn't be standing

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Moonstar798

Apr. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :I I just passed three hours of my life. . . It felt like 5 minutes.

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PikachuExpress

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Officers shame on bison who jump on their heads, especially the slow moving ones.

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