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Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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enderbro123

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you take off and hit the ground instead of gummybear -__- .....

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Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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Starsets

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Go for perfect spins before it makes one full rotation. Should make getting the badge a lot easier.

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demonking1

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"

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firedaemon33

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head? By being a gummy bear

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Zoen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those must be some strong gummy cops if you can do a flying body slam and they *STILL* manage to stop you in your tracks.

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linkruler

Mar. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will not BELIEVE how many cops I hit in a row on the third part. -.-

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dreamer201

Aug. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Burrito Bison is so badass that he doesn't use rockets to go up, he uses them to go down.

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Boboria

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.

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alextheguyuwant

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Logic... Burrito Bisson can squash thousands of gummies, survive from a high fall, survive from a gummy holding a bomb and break the jaw of the jawbreaker in the arena but can't beat up a helpless police gummy...

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bs101

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game contains quite a few surprises. First i thought this was some sort of wrestling flash-game, which i was pretty pumped for. Then instead of hitting my large round opponent i flew through the air. Then i assumed this was the classic overused launch game, so when i saw dozens of units i figured it would be incredibly easy, i was wrong yet again. I love trashing the "How vertical, how horizontal" concept. Great game with new ideas, yet I'm still waiting to take out that wrestling champ.

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Weeky72

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hes getting revenge from the gummy bears who gave him CAVATIES!!!

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FlarpTheBest

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You should think you need more than a police gummy with a light on his head to stop a supersized heavy burrito bison with rockets in his diaper.

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bblazi1

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh please make a sequel to this! and just a suggestion for an upgrade- perhaps something like a "radar detector" showing where those pesky cops are so you don't loose all your momentum when you land on them from a height. you can never see them till it's too late and you've already hit them!

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Ot4c0n

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took forever to breakthrough candyland but the items are really the ticket. Try to avoid the ground cause it doesnt really matter how many times you upgrade to decrease the slow down rate of the cops they still slow you down significantly. Oh and elbowing them doesnt help.

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hrmtcrb0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get the physics of this game. you want to go farther, but you boost your self into the ground? other than that 4/5

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Roflkneif

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's escaped approximately 1000 times for each player, yet the Gummy Bears continue to let him use the wrestling ring to sling him self out and escape...

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Crazy4567

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gummy police officer: sir we've captured the bison that has escaped for the 50th time. Gummy bear chief of police: put him back in the arena

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ukuparkja

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find this game devilicious.Get it...with the gummy bears...and the killing...and...umm...ah nevermind

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gamerking259

May. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm a Bison named Burrito is killing our citizens and police men by launching off the rings rope and hurting our executioner Jaw? Very interesting and stealing our money too! ...well at least he is using that money for stuff to help him. Gummie King*

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johnmayo4

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The whole time I am playing this, I think of how much I want a bag of gummy bears! =D

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Arrogance91

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Epic escape music!

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lmid

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you have no clue how happy i was when i got though two doors and then a hit a ice wall im about ready to drop kick my cumputer. 1mill out of 10

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Zboto

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, I carry lots of cash around just like a gummy bear

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AlimTYS

Dec. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fun Game

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gary_abernethy2

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You dont need to worry how high you need to be to do a Sweet Impact. Basically you go so high that you go right off screen and then it Automatically does a Sweet Impact. You dont have to do anything but hit those rockets and hold the mouse button.

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kcis

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this, it is difficult to look at my delicious Gummy Bears the same way...

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goffy332

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is a cop the first thing i see after i break the first door

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ALEXANDER087

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You know a mass gummy murderer gets caught and then they out him in the exact same ring where he started his terror only to let him wreak havoc over and over and over again smart cops.

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kaleb7d

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is clearly based on a concise class system. The blue gummy bears are the upper class, who can afford to go to the colosseum. Then you have your green gummy bears, which are the middle class, living in the inner city or urban areas. Finally, you have your purple gummy bears, who are lower class farmers living in the outskirt country land of Candyland.

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altidefan1

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We caught him, let's put him back in the same exact ring in the same exact position he was in.

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wrestling

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...

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bloody_angel

Aug. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Today, Burrito Bison made his 273rd escape attempt. Police took him back to the ring to face the Jawbreaker, who is still refusing medical attention. In other news, chilis; are they dangerous to out sweet children?" -Gummy Bear News

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sirpedro100

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) D: This is a waste of good candy

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AwesomeDragon

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) at this point jawbreaker shouldn't be standing

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Moonstar798

Apr. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :I I just passed three hours of my life. . . It felt like 5 minutes.

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PikachuExpress

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Officers shame on bison who jump on their heads, especially the slow moving ones.

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Feralizer

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are all those gummies running towards HUGE ALMOST INDESTRUCTIBLE LOCKED DOORS?

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