Comments for Burrito Bison

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Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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swita

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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osamabincarlton

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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t3hmadhatter

Nov. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Message to JuicyBeast: A bug has come up where the background is higher up than normal. All the gummies seem to be floating in midair. You may want to check this out.

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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punklady_tattoo

Nov. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The running bears are the gummy gladiators I assume?

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LawrenceM16

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Honey, there is a bison on the rampage at the arena" "okay hold on a minute, I have to get our life savings" "Thank you I almost forgot, let me get my bomb." Gummy bear logic

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chinchi23

Mar. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) When I finished this game. I was like " What do I do now." ._.

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omega777

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else get the sky glitch where all of the action is going on UP IN THE AIR!?! The clouds were the floor. Itwas awesome!!!!

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Boboria

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are walking down an aisle, but suddenly, a giant muscular man pops out of a bag! "The gummies, they tried to kidnap me. But NOW I'M FREEE!" He shouts. 6 years later, he is allowed out of the asylum on weekends.

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linkruler

Mar. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will not BELIEVE how many cops I hit in a row on the third part. -.-

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TheCupcakeKing

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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bs101

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game contains quite a few surprises. First i thought this was some sort of wrestling flash-game, which i was pretty pumped for. Then instead of hitting my large round opponent i flew through the air. Then i assumed this was the classic overused launch game, so when i saw dozens of units i figured it would be incredibly easy, i was wrong yet again. I love trashing the "How vertical, how horizontal" concept. Great game with new ideas, yet I'm still waiting to take out that wrestling champ.

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gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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Weeky72

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hes getting revenge from the gummy bears who gave him CAVATIES!!!

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FlarpTheBest

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You should think you need more than a police gummy with a light on his head to stop a supersized heavy burrito bison with rockets in his diaper.

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rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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bblazi1

Aug. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh please make a sequel to this! and just a suggestion for an upgrade- perhaps something like a "radar detector" showing where those pesky cops are so you don't loose all your momentum when you land on them from a height. you can never see them till it's too late and you've already hit them!

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Ot4c0n

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Took forever to breakthrough candyland but the items are really the ticket. Try to avoid the ground cause it doesnt really matter how many times you upgrade to decrease the slow down rate of the cops they still slow you down significantly. Oh and elbowing them doesnt help.

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hrmtcrb0

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get the physics of this game. you want to go farther, but you boost your self into the ground? other than that 4/5

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Roflkneif

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He's escaped approximately 1000 times for each player, yet the Gummy Bears continue to let him use the wrestling ring to sling him self out and escape...

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Crazy4567

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gummy police officer: sir we've captured the bison that has escaped for the 50th time. Gummy bear chief of police: put him back in the arena

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ukuparkja

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find this game devilicious.Get it...with the gummy bears...and the killing...and...umm...ah nevermind

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gamerking259

May. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm a Bison named Burrito is killing our citizens and police men by launching off the rings rope and hurting our executioner Jaw? Very interesting and stealing our money too! ...well at least he is using that money for stuff to help him. Gummie King*

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johnmayo4

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The whole time I am playing this, I think of how much I want a bag of gummy bears! =D

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Arrogance91

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Epic escape music!

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lmid

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you have no clue how happy i was when i got though two doors and then a hit a ice wall im about ready to drop kick my cumputer. 1mill out of 10

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Zboto

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh I'm a gummy bear, yes I'm a gummy bear, I carry lots of cash around just like a gummy bear

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firedaemon33

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Riddle me this batman: How can a policeman survive a anthropomorphic bison rocketing down oh his head? By being a gummy bear

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Zoen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those must be some strong gummy cops if you can do a flying body slam and they *STILL* manage to stop you in your tracks.

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ALEXANDER087

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You know a mass gummy murderer gets caught and then they out him in the exact same ring where he started his terror only to let him wreak havoc over and over and over again smart cops.

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gary_abernethy2

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You dont need to worry how high you need to be to do a Sweet Impact. Basically you go so high that you go right off screen and then it Automatically does a Sweet Impact. You dont have to do anything but hit those rockets and hold the mouse button.

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goffy332

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why is a cop the first thing i see after i break the first door

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kaleb7d

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is clearly based on a concise class system. The blue gummy bears are the upper class, who can afford to go to the colosseum. Then you have your green gummy bears, which are the middle class, living in the inner city or urban areas. Finally, you have your purple gummy bears, who are lower class farmers living in the outskirt country land of Candyland.

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altidefan1

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We caught him, let's put him back in the same exact ring in the same exact position he was in.

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Moonstar798

Apr. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :I I just passed three hours of my life. . . It felt like 5 minutes.

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PikachuExpress

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Officers shame on bison who jump on their heads, especially the slow moving ones.

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Feralizer

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are all those gummies running towards HUGE ALMOST INDESTRUCTIBLE LOCKED DOORS?

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darknight940

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "i'll just get curb stomped by a bison.theres no problem with running around with a big balloon"Gummy bear

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Cartorious

Jan. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Ahh, waking up in gummy world" ~Breaking News~ A Burrito is flying through doors and bouncing off of our bretheren, we strongly reccomend you stay indoors~ "I have an idea! ill try to outrun the bison and hang glide faster than him!"

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deadmonday

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "hey! I'm sellin' stuff that makes more gummys on rockets apear. no it's no drug. just trust me" said the invisible guy in the gummyprison.

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cornyheld

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Too bad there is no endless mode where I could rampage non-stop like a madman.

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CYBERNKK

Oct. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Policeman Captain: "There he is!! keep running faster than him so that if he lands farther we block him off!" Policeman Private: "But sir... why don't we all just tell the people to stop running and go along with him? That way he will have to lose speed and fall...." Policeman Captain: "HELL NO, KEEP RUNNING ALONG WITH THE PEOPLE, WE CANNOT ALLOW HIM TO STOMP US!!!"

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