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avatar for ravenhawk82

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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avatar for ZXLucian

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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avatar for Dagob

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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avatar for YoStephen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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avatar for Curdflappers

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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avatar for RogueWarrior

Mar. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you'd think the gummies would learn after the first few times he tried to escape

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avatar for darklife5555

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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avatar for MW3_587786

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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avatar for Elionu

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) did anybody else begin the game, and think the cops were wearing special bouncy hats, landed on one, and failed? or am I the only one?

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avatar for ergondrakin

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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avatar for ilikeleprechauns

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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avatar for Kilereren

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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avatar for jaybyrd08

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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avatar for gorbadoc

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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avatar for Narwhal

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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avatar for RedSun383

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first escape from candyland was by using a Sweet Impact through the last door... epic

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avatar for Travis0901

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next up: Broccoli Bird

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avatar for GoodLife00

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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avatar for Lokkd

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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avatar for Gyrops

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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avatar for ieneal

Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The gummies are just running toward a locked door...

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avatar for fiver19

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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avatar for Kaziru

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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avatar for cecill

Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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avatar for jfreek

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!

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avatar for swita

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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avatar for skidznet

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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avatar for deandude6

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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avatar for green_rocker

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my question is why would you run away with him.... go the other direction, it has better odds!!!!

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avatar for osamabincarlton

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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avatar for Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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avatar for nikey1346

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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avatar for danielkwkim

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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avatar for TheCupcakeKing

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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avatar for Hidden_Ace

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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avatar for Sparkyboy6

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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avatar for TheIcyHeart

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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avatar for Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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avatar for gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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avatar for kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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avatar for spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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avatar for rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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avatar for drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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avatar for RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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avatar for enderbro123

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you take off and hit the ground instead of gummybear -__- .....

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avatar for Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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avatar for masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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avatar for mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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avatar for YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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avatar for wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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