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ravenhawk82

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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Dagob

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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ZXLucian

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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YoStephen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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ilikeleprechauns

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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Curdflappers

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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ergondrakin

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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jaybyrd08

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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gorbadoc

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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GoodLife00

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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Narwhal

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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RedSun383

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first escape from candyland was by using a Sweet Impact through the last door... epic

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Travis0901

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next up: Broccoli Bird

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Gyrops

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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Lokkd

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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darklife5555

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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fiver19

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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ieneal

Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The gummies are just running toward a locked door...

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Kaziru

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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jfreek

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!

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cecill

Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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osamabincarlton

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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swita

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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Kilereren

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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skidznet

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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deandude6

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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green_rocker

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my question is why would you run away with him.... go the other direction, it has better odds!!!!

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danielkwkim

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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MW3_587786

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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nikey1346

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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Hidden_Ace

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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TheCupcakeKing

Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 'Yes chief. We captured the rampaging Bison' 'Very good, Now put him back into the ring so he can escape.'

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Sparkyboy6

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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TheIcyHeart

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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gordominossi

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god I had my rockets in my underwear when I went to the market.

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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rocky15

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im off to watch the wrestling match"gummy bear " honey you forgot your massive chilli pepper!"gummy wife

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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enderbro123

Jul. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you take off and hit the ground instead of gummybear -__- .....

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masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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mightybean10

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had to beat this twice to get the badge

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YaaahhTrick

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been avoiding these types of games, as they usually repeat the same process over and over. I must say it had some similarities, but over all, one of the more original concepts for this type of game. Gotta say, this game made me actually excited to hit the ground. GREAT GAME

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wanawancer42

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game makes me want gummy bears! :D

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Starsets

Aug. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Go for perfect spins before it makes one full rotation. Should make getting the badge a lot easier.

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