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Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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ZXLucian

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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Dagob

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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YoStephen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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ergondrakin

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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Gyrops

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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ilikeleprechauns

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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XxSoulBladexX

Jan. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "OMG A THE BISON GOT OUT OF THE RING! I BETTER GRAB MY ROCKET AND FLY AROUND THE STADIUM" GummyBear

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wrestling

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine how pissed I am to find out that there is a third damn door after my happiness of breaking through the second...

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darklife5555

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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Narwhal

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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Curdflappers

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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GoodLife00

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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gorbadoc

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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fiver19

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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alextheguyuwant

Jan. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Logic... Burrito Bisson can squash thousands of gummies, survive from a high fall, survive from a gummy holding a bomb and break the jaw of the jawbreaker in the arena but can't beat up a helpless police gummy...

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Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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chrisDNA

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) gummy bear: sir the bison is escaping!!! Gummy King: send our best forces to stop him! half-hour later: gummy bear: sir he's just finished squishing the 8th mindless mob would you like me to send the 9th? Gummy King: yes but ensure the about-to-be-slaughtered are armed. gummy bear: what shall i arm them with? cattle prods, 50 cals., M-80s? Gummy King: No arm them with bubble gum, chilli peppers, and obscene amounts of cash.

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deathmen22

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy 1: Ya can't wait to see this fight. Gummy 2: wait, didn't one of these guys try to excape like 10 times and killed over 500 gummies and like 5 cops in the prosses. Gummy 1: Your Point?

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kcis

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing this, it is difficult to look at my delicious Gummy Bears the same way...

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RogueWarrior

Mar. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you'd think the gummies would learn after the first few times he tried to escape

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nikey1346

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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deandude6

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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cecill

Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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failban

Oct. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am going to make it I am going to make it! *Breaks door* hmm... this dosnt look like home...or am i still in candy land.....

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demonking1

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Police man "Mr.Gummymayor, the bison just killed about half of our people and took millions from the people he killed and he broke jawbreaker's jaw" Mayor "put him back in i bet he wont do it again"

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jaybyrd08

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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zandjepic

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how is a body building bison getting beaten up by a gummy bear cop?

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bgammax

Mar. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) In the arena crowed I thought I saw a gummy bear with a bag of gummy bears,Does that make him a cannibal

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skidznet

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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gameplayer55

Nov. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i think that after 100th time of breaking out they would renforce the doors or some thing diffrent

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MW3_587786

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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kHonUgaN

Sep. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) To every police: stop the bison" "Sir, I see a thief with a lot of money, and a terrorist with a very large domb" "JUST STOP THE BISON!

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kurtburgah

Feb. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... I wonder what's on the other side of the wrestling ring.

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Travis0901

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next up: Broccoli Bird

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Elionu

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) did anybody else begin the game, and think the cops were wearing special bouncy hats, landed on one, and failed? or am I the only one?

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Lokkd

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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Kaziru

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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Sparkyboy6

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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Hidden_Ace

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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hellonearth993

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They slow down when you slow down and speed up when you speed up... Its almost as if theyre suicidal

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Kilereren

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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RedSun383

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first escape from candyland was by using a Sweet Impact through the last door... epic

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danielkwkim

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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emanresu111

Dec. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You will develop an irrational hatred of black gummy bears after playing this game.

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kwolf18

Apr. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Shouldn"t there be a hard achievement for collecting all of the upgrades? You can easily beat the game without them, so it's like extra effort to continue the grind, and extra effort should be rewarded! (Upgrades is one of the tags after all.)

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zaktan912

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I will applaud that gummy that decides to run the opposite direction.

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TheIcyHeart

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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