Comments for Burrito Bison

avatar for ravenhawk82
ravenhawk82

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm deeply concerned that those gummy bears live in a world where it is acceptable to run around a crowded stadium carrying a bomb.

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Dagob

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "We won't let you escape, Bison! Oh wait, you have money! Wanna buy a rocket?"

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ZXLucian

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine my happiness when I broke through that first damned door...Only to find out there's more.

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YoStephen

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I hear some convict is flying around crushing people. Guess I'll just take a bag of money and go running around" Gummy Bear

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ergondrakin

Feb. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) tap space bar AND click for faster bubble rising + so it stays visible

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Gyrops

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir,the prisoner escaped for the 56th time,killed several officers and more than 40 gummy bears. The damage he caused lies by more than 3000$." - "Thanks for the report,now prepare him for the next fight. I want to see him fighting again."

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fiver19

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you would think after a few times they would put you in a cage arena.

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ilikeleprechauns

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Cool, a bomb! I'll just take this with me to a wrestling match, just in case I need it." -Gummy

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cecill

Mar. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the clouds are made of cotton candy, doors out of ginger bread, and people out of gummy bears. This place Is heaven

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Curdflappers

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Candy Land, home of the World's Fastest Giant Door Repairs!

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darklife5555

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I won after forever and I noticed something...The bison can break through doors a hundred times bigger then him, ride a rocket, survive a explosion, pogo stick so high it'll go to the sky, bounce on the ground extremely hard and fast, and collect money throughout all of that..Yet, a police gummy bear 1/2 his size can easily beat him up..

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Narwhal

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but why do police still slow me down when I rocket slam them? Really annoying.

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gorbadoc

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "They said I was crazy to wear rocket underpants to the grocery store. Who's laughing now?"

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jaybyrd08

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a cop tackle and bring me in when im going like a million miles per second!?!

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nikey1346

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good thing i attached rockets to my underwear -burrito bison

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Travis0901

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Next up: Broccoli Bird

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RogueWarrior

Mar. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you'd think the gummies would learn after the first few times he tried to escape

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GoodLife00

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the heck is a black gummy bear with a light on it's head supposed to stop a 2 ton bison ground-pounding it with rockets on his pants?

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deandude6

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. A launcher game that DOESN'T require all upgrades and an extreme ammount of luck to win. Anyways, the game was great. Original design, slightly random, and full o' fun. Nice job.

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Lokkd

Apr. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think an "Encounter less Police Gummies" upgrade would have been nice.

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zaktan912

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I will applaud that gummy that decides to run the opposite direction.

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hellonearth993

Apr. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) They slow down when you slow down and speed up when you speed up... Its almost as if theyre suicidal

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skidznet

Aug. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You think by the tenth time of breaking into town, they would up security...Gummy bears never learn.

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Kaziru

Nov. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm finally going to do it! I'm finally going to escape candy land!" *Falls on cop 5 feet from the door*

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MW3_587786

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the most in-comprehendable part about this game is how gummy bears can run 350mph.

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RedSun383

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My first escape from candyland was by using a Sweet Impact through the last door... epic

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Elionu

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) did anybody else begin the game, and think the cops were wearing special bouncy hats, landed on one, and failed? or am I the only one?

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masterltlt

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wesley R. Smith. 1980-2011 Beloved father, husband, and blue gummy bear. Crushed by a large flying man in a bison mask and underwear. R.I.P.

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jfreek

Mar. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now, look, I don't know who this "Burrito Bison" guy is, I just know that I'm making a fortune repairing the doors he demolishes!

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danielkwkim

Feb. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait a second. you're in a land of walking gummybears and you want to ESCAPE?!

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Sparkyboy6

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best ''flight'' games I've ever played. I liked how there was actually a goal to reach, unlike most other flight games where it just keeps on going and there is no end really (not that there is anything wrong with flight games like that). It was random, funny and had excellent gameplay. I hope you make another one! How about if Burrito Bison got whirled into an ice-cream and had to escape the evil snowcone fortress!

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kurtburgah

Feb. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ... I wonder what's on the other side of the wrestling ring.

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Kilereren

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You'd think they'd just stop letting him in the ring

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Hidden_Ace

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "That'll teach you to try and escape! Now you have to fight the Jawbreaker AGAIN! We think thats enough punishment so you can keep all the stolen cash and items you've purchased with it." -Quoted from Chief Of Gummy Bear police.

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RahnHawk

Jun. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'll never play candy land again now that I know what those horrible people do.

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Doomscar24

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gummy bear: Sir! The criminal has been apprehended and is in a severely weakened condition, what do we do with him? Gummy captain: Put him in the hospital, make sure he receives the best medical treatment so he can do it again tomorrow.

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green_rocker

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) my question is why would you run away with him.... go the other direction, it has better odds!!!!

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osamabincarlton

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Contrary to popular belif, the gummy bears are not evil. Burrito Bison was down on his luck as a wrestler, and they were trying to help him realize his full potential, hence why they kept putting him back in the ring just so he could escape again. Poor Jawbreaker... He was only trying to help!

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swita

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) News Report: after a large man kills billions of the civilians of candyland we put him back in the ring so he can do it again

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WOLFKREW4EVER

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the questions is this: why do the cops keep putting him in the ring?

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speedgirl9

Nov. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) how much is this bag of gummies?

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ieneal

Jan. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The gummies are just running toward a locked door...

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WazzUpDogz

Aug. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else think launch games should be a major category?

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TheIcyHeart

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Flattening cops all day long.. la la la la la

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Tassadaritze2500

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Send all our cops to the last door! I am sure he will not reach a big enough speed to not give a f**k about our cops!

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TheAbandoned

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seriously, these gummies are so trusting, they just let my fly out of the arena, only to let me try again <3 gummies

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Knightmare7

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The amount of cops in the last stage is TOO DAMN HIGH!

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kaibago

Dec. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) darn... gummy bears were my favourite.... but now I have this irresistable urge to destory everyone I see! DEATH TO GUMMY BEARS!!!!

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spivee

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that is definitely the longest time I've spent in a bag of gummy bears, but I have one question, why is there a store in the arena that helps him escape?

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drno333

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow I use to love to play Candy Land as a kid……now i just find it creepy o.o

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