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Hey, I remember this game.... only last time I was a Bison and I squished gummy bears and it had better graphics and was more fun!
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everything's too expensive. Also, for the song, parts of the song you can't hear because the background music is too loud.
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I knew I was in for a rough time when the best feature of the game was the theme song. Truly, the game should offer far larger rewards for number of launches ... and everything else, so one doesn't rerun Bison for a polished game.
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Rocket Panda soaring through the blue sky! Rocket Panda saves you and me. Rocket Panda watch his chubby feet fly! Rocket Panda loves tea.
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Burrito bison, what about that stupid game where you (a polar bear) hit penguins with a bat? Neither this or that was new.
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Burrito Bison was a copy of a game and that game was a copy of a game and so on and so forth until you get to pong.
ALL GAMES ARE PONG.
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Burrito Bison much? But cheaper ... and what's with the tag "good music"? I'm not saying it's a bad game, but if you are going to copy an idea, make it better!
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No quality options, lag between clicking mouse and registering in the game. Now new concepts, just your typical launcher game. 3/5
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LongAnimals, love your work! This game is no exception. Got one gripe, though. If you encounter Biscuithead while using the Shark power-up (sometimes the glider, too), you are pretty much guaranteed to lose a good chunk of your speed. Keep up the good work!
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That that the game acknowledges that this is a cheap knockoff isn't enough to make up for it being a cheap knockoff in the first place. In fact, I'd say the developers are trying to hide lack of content by drawing attention to it being an obvious ripoff, and mitigate that with all the kitschy Chinese styling, because, c'mon, cheap Chinese knockoffs are so common that no one has the energy to be pissed about it anymore. 1/5, but only because Kong doesn't allow negative ratings.
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Too much of a copy of Burrito Bison - a couple of original ideas but the core dynamics needs to feel different for a better score. Also the screen is too tiny, and can't be zoomed.