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Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why are the enemies harder to kill than the ship? Hit them in the head with a cannonball and they shrug it off, ship gets touched and is sunk instantly.

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lelio

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) r to restart. haven't we learned anything all these years?

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alaskadawn

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I shot a plank and it made a ninja fly at my ship. He sunk me.

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beeble2003

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There are hundreds of games like this already but, somehow, they're all so much more fun than this one. The levels are too similar to one another and too many of them require dropping a bomb down a chimney. You have a par score but there's no incentive to reach it and no quick way to reset a level if you miss par. The splash screen between levels gets tedious fast. I have no desire at all to slog through sixty (sixty! six-oh!) levels to get the hard badge.

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LordBucket

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I knocked a ninja off a platform and he landed on his head wedged in a corner with his legs spread. So I'm now bombarding his testicles with cannon balls. 40 so far, and he's still not dead. As amusing as that is, the game is buggy, unoriginal, and there are way too many levels for how much fun they aren't to play.

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mohirl

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's a few typos in the game description - "funny physics based bombing action puzzle game" should read "boring, physics-ignoring, monotonous pixel-hunting grindfest". I suspect there's actually a meta-joke going on here, that the levels are deliberately designed to include words like "fun" while not actually providing much. In the same way that an unexploded bomb brushing my ship kills it, while a bomb detonating in a pirates hat doesn't affect him in the slightest. Thus the entire game is supposed to be taken ironically, not at face value. Either that, or 1/5.

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mmean

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I expected a lot more. first off, I didn't expect a game with pirates and ninjas to be a puzzle-bomber type at all, but that's beside the point. Too many chimneys, too many hits to kill enemies, and the only 'funny' thing is the speech bubble by the ship at the start of each level. Many games on Kongregate should have badges - this game should not.

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AllanHalcyon

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Quick men! Hide in this grove of palm trees! The cannon balls cannot harm us here!

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BenVWD

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not really a "hard" badge, but the most boring, buggy and tedious 30 points I've had on Kongregate.

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Ethan123123

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've gone my whole life thinking a cannon ball to the head would kill you. Boy I feel stupid.

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Glotnot

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The hard badge isn't even worth it. This game goes on forever and never becomes fun.

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Thorock

Sep. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) only reason playing this game for the walk like pirate quest

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levijw

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) either that is one tiny ship or those are giant people

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dtwnight

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How did this game get badges when there's plenty of better games that haven't received any?

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splodersplee

Sep. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You are an awful awful chicken and you fight like a gooseberry!" oooh, BURNED!

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rubbel

Sep. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Arrr.. got the pirates badge. now get the hell outta here .. this sux..

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sirducken

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell did this game get a badge?

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ProjectV

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) very boring game

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Aphrodite01

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How did this game get BADGES???????????????????

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ohfiveohsixohone

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its a hard badge because no one would want to play all 60 levels.

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Quagaar

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish the ship could fire faster so when I get frustrated and fire hundreds of shots looking for the magical one pixel area that will win the level, I can do it better.

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ArusDaryl

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I gotta say though that searching for the single pixel you're supposed to click on (Including timing the ship's... turbulance?) isn't any fun when there's no hint as to where it is. The remaining crosshairs from the previous shot are helpful, but "Pirates vs. Ninjas" is a bit of a touchy subject to make a third-rate 2D repetitive flash game with a flawed physics engine out of. I can see by comments both previous and future that I'm not the only one who thinks so. I pray to God that you don't follow this up with a tower defense. Better luck on your next one.

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Someoneeeeee

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it me, or are the cannonballs more useless against flesh and bones than throwing a homemade snowball at a tank in the middle of a Texas summer?

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Cheesewii3

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this may be the worst game that I've played with a hard badge

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regularjoeschmoe

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) apparently tedious is the new equivalant of hard for kong badge?

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JSilvis

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In the last 10, 15 lvls, the hardest part is not sinking your own damn ship. It's so hard to hit things just right so they don't sink you, and trust me, it's gunna happen, a lot. What a useless ship..just someone touching it makes the whole thing explode and sink??

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mukunku

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I did not like this game 1/5

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fiarill2

Sep. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 2 things that are disapointing to me: 1) this game had 4 stars at any point in time 2) 7,000 actually suffered through this entire game

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mysticmusti

Sep. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i cant believe there are stil idiots out there that think we want to click 3 times before we can finally restart a level, and while i usually love these types of games more than anyone else, the only reason im still playing this piece of garbage are the badges it should have never gotten

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hiperson134

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Things that need to be done: 1.) R for restart. This shouldn't have even been debated by the developer, and it certainly shouldn't have been decided against. 2.) Let me turn off the "insults" at the beginning of each level. They're annoying, and often grammatically incorrect. I don't want to be told for the ten thousandth time that the ninja is "a uncouth" whatever. AN uncouth whatever... 3.) Click to detonate ninja bombs. Perfect shots are often not so because it takes too long/goes off too soon. 4.) I personally wouldn't mind less silly animation for the ninjas...annoying little things...

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Cennetessimus

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At first, I thought: yeah, good game, fun stuff. 4/5. After playing 10 levels, it became: jeez, always the same. 3/5 Halfway, I was really getting frustrated and bored like hell. 2/5 At the end, I was like : this was the worst badge I ever obtained. JEEZ! 1/5 => 1/5 is the final score. Too bad

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lazymushroom22

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I play this only for badges. Anoyne else?

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spaz102

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh joy, yet another "action puzzle" physics based trajectory game. Except this one doesn't have a velocity indicator. Or original levels. Or original projectile types. Or original style. Riding the popularity of the pirates vs. ninjas debates isn't nearly enough to make a bland game good. 1/5 It'd be 2/5 if it wasn't also so lengthy :/

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jenksjenksjenks

Sep. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How can a game this terrible get badges?

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Odo923

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is terrible. Like, seriously, it's not even funny.

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Tyitanic

Sep. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Story of my life: Worst game I've ever been forced to play for badges.

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EmoPandakun

Sep. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so hideously un-fun. The cut scene between levels is too long, and why the heck doesn't "r" restart the level!?

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WolfTheCheater

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LongAnimals has made some good games. This is not one of them. Ffs do not just rate games and give badges based on the developer's name. This game is a steaming turd. It is a minging water spirit and it prays like a pig whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Garbage 1/5

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ChooJeremy

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Use cannonball on ship! It's super effective! Use cannonball on people. It's not very effective...

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layerguil

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT IS MY SHIP MADE OF?! PAPER?!

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Sagontox

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm doing this for one reason only - the Walk Like a Pirate Quest.

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craftymofo

Sep. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My ship sank because a flag landed on it. A FLAG.

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m16justice

Sep. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know who would rate this anything above a 2. Just painful to play.

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EzekielMaple

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) HOLD IT! Ninjas are supposed to be stealth warriors, and i highly doubt that throwing bombs from a ship counts as "being stealth".

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dragomir93

Sep. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) man this game is one of the most horrible i have ever played the only reason i played it cause of the badge easyest hard badge ever its more like a boredom test do you have the strength to beat them all plus you kill a ninja with 20+ cannons but one touch of anything and your ship is down ????

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nayloran

Sep. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that hard badge isnt hard because the game is difficult its hard because this game is so repetitive and boring

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RangerFC

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you can stay calm and carry on through torturing frustration and inconsistent boat-rocking, you can get 30 points. Not very fun.

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pdu81

Sep. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely one of the worst games I've ever played.

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ArusDaryl

Sep. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have to say the only redeeming quality is the insults. The randomizing engine is pretty neat, but the vocabulary takes me all the way back to 4th grade. You MUPPET?? Way to hit below the belt...

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Devfede

Sep. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The hard badge should be impossible. I dare you to complete 60 lvl without dieing of boredom.

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