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Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

Created by:

Rey_chat Meepo

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Published:

2009-02-03

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Description

Ok, I made this as a little joke for my forum buddies but I figured “What the hell. I’ll submit it to Kong.” Please dont take this game seriously. If you don’t know who Raptor Jesus is, google it. It’s worth it.

Chuck Norris may be significantly stronger, but Raptor Jesus has something better!

All music from: Final Fantasy 7
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Instructions

Click the attacks and win. Or lose. But you’ll make Raptor Jesus sad if you lose.

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avatar for Hackey_Sack
Hackey_Sack

Jul. 07, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Holy Might takes so long to warm up. xD

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GhostNapa

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Jesus Raptor Power Level is OVER 9000

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GoGoFast

Oct. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the title was enough to make me 5/5 this game xD

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IamAsian

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Haha, if you right click the screen, it says "Raptor Jesus says: CHEAT AND I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF. Raptor Jesus be praised."

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Kevin16900

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why do you guys think Chuck Norris is so cool? If he was really what he claims to be, he would live up to his hype, and come over to my house and slam my face into the keyboafgjfiosdfjewis vyhfiogjure

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