Comments for Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris

wastednoob

Jun. 02, 2012

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Marsul

May. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Love the Music another thing + if u think FINIL FANTASY IS PIMP!

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May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm appalled! You people can't seriously enjoy the blaspheme in this game!?! I'm thoroughly disgusted, honestly. That is not, and never will be, the Total Gym body of Chuck Norris. The fact that he wasn't chiseled out of stone makes me sick.

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blackcrazykitty

May. 29, 2012

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MrJ17

May. 24, 2012

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JackWaters

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris NOOOOO!!!!

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May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Raptor Jesus? Shit just got real

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tryng

May. 16, 2012

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Owns123

May. 12, 2012

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May. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this game is a lie nobody can hurt chuck norris he is immortal

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Diggydodo

May. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) wow... AWESOME. needs charecter select though

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crista1

May. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) HAhahahha that game is hulleris......That rapter g-hahahaahaha-game Games are awsome

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May. 04, 2012

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Apr. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) And so, Raptor Jesus exclaimed, 'RAWR ARRRGH RAWWR ARG RAWR!' and then, he got ALL the bitches.

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Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How can this game get any lower than a 5/5?

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Trianila

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Mhe God, Raptor Jesus killed Chuck Noris!

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Apr. 21, 2012

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NathanC40

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Amazing dude

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Dbzfan123

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What? Raped-her beam?

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Podolski1

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) impossipel badge. win as chuck norris

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Kresmarine

Apr. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The music is off Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core.

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Apr. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Raptor jesus wins 3 holy might's 1 attack...

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codypro

Apr. 15, 2012

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JanrvinL

Apr. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Raptor Jesus Loses.....X_X

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JanrvinL

Apr. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm Rapter Jesus Bitch Yarg....................Chargin ma Layzerz yarg boom!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr. 14, 2012

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Mezzo

Apr. 13, 2012

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Apr. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) frekin awesome i love it :D

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robot7656

Apr. 06, 2012

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nyasha1234

Mar. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) come on raptor jesus

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Thepenguinking2

Mar. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 because Chuck norris sucks.

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a1k2

Mar. 20, 2012

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SuperTails

Mar. 19, 2012

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nigelco

Mar. 19, 2012

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Prey7813

Mar. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, and btw, this is a Great game idea, no kidding man. You should try to make a fighting game outta this XD.

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Prey7813

Mar. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 just because Raptor Jesus is awesome!

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Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) rape-ter beam sorry

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Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol rape-tor beam

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Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) funny if u lose

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jjoorriissjjuuhh

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) superfunny lol!

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stati3

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) finally chuck norris can be defeated! xD

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mitau

Mar. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) im raptor jesus can i win with chuck norris 2 times!

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unknownassasian3

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) im rapter jesues bitch! :D

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unknownassasian3

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i win with rapter jesues!! yes

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Daedalus93

Mar. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Needs badges!

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Mar. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm going to start the first official Church of Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus be praised!

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c4teater

Mar. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) omg I held the top score, I feel so accomplished.

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reddemon20

Feb. 22, 2012

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Feb. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Who else managed to get a tie but instead, actually won?

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skater132

Feb. 19, 2012

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