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That secret ending was AMAZING. I've been playing games for 50 years and I've NEVER seen anything so shocking and moving at the same time. And the sudden return of the golf pro... totally out of left field. You sir are a game genius. I'm looking forward to the sequel, I'm sure it'll get another 587458736/5 rating. Next time though, add in some Kred systems so I can support you properly.
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Stop complaining about the game being impossible just because you're bad at it. Like everything in life, mastering this game takes lots of effort and practice. If you're persistent like me, you might one day be like me to maybe make the jump.
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The depth an integrity of such graphical content and rich back story is of a high class. The deep metaphor of hoping for the impossible is of the highest caliber. I salute you, o wise man
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy my game that took over 15 years to make, I put my blood, sweat, and tears into this, and also several million dollars from anonymous investors.
With support like this I believe my game could go global and make me billions in return.
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Lol its actually impossible since there is an invisible wall blocking you from getting on the platform if you actually manage it.
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not a game if it does not have a reachable goal. And if it is made this way, it's going to get flagged for not being a proper game. Even though it's mentioned that the game is meant to be a joke and not to take it seriously, that makes it much more likely to get it flagged and taken off the site.
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you make it impossible to jump to it? so only hackers can jump so far? what are you trying? what is your purpose? troll people?! right?!! all i noted is that to jump so far is impossible.. maybe after certain jumps game (game code) will add jump bonus so will be possible to jump but it can happen 1/1000 times. it's all the crappy programing.