Comments for Dirk Valentine

avatar for CaptVulcan94
CaptVulcan94

Jul. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Needs a walkthrough

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densch

Mar. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Still a great game!

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judasen

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Does anybody else think that this game and Steamlands may take place in the same universe. They mention a great war in Steamlands, but not the participants.

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DarkeagleZ

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, CHAIN gun. I see.

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Dukf2

Sep. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dirk Valentine And The Martian Underworld huh ? first saw that 4 years ago, when this game was published.

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uberpenguin

Jul. 8, 2013

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ashu02

Mar. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) cooooooooooooool ;)

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super_king_leer

Feb. 14, 2013

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monogenis

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, fun to play as well. :)

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TechUnadept

Jan. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the enemies Wilhelm Scream when they die...

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ubergamerman

Jan. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I haven't played this since 2008 and it's still awesome. only difference is i don't suck at it anymore.

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mrquacks

Dec. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS A PREQUEL/SEQUAL

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mrquacks

Dec. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) SKY WIRE 1@ 2 IS ON KONGREGATE

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DefndrGameCoyle

Nov. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha, the 'Wilhelm scream' getting a good airing

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gorillaz234

Nov. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ha, chaingun... I get it. Ha.

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Jdog44044

Aug. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG I LUV STEAMPUNK 2 JKLO:

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lolokolol

Aug. 25, 2012

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drshish

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) when i heard chain gun, i thought it meant the kind of machine gun. but then i shot a CHAIN! ahahhahaaaa

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jmhoffer

Jul. 23, 2012

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avatar for LadyBern
LadyBern

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That second box thing with the chain was needlessly difficult to hit. Only thing that I dislike about this is that once you die you lose record of the prisoners you've saved. I don't mind losing the points but why the prisoners?

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avatar for LadyBern
LadyBern

Jul. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) William scream! Awesome!

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cannibalfunfair

Jul. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) steampunk game, it can't be anything but awesome

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JokerJ061398

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Have to love that Star Wars Scream...

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Streken

Jun. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) WOW!!! these guy are super smart: dude1 "blabla bla" *dude1 gets shot* dude 2 "care"

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dicksucka

Jun. 15, 2012

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avatar for Shapes_27
Shapes_27

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) now THATS a platform game

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anilrawat

Jun. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Game Should Has Achievements

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avatar for Jango75o
Jango75o

Jun. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Love it 5/5

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avatar for TheGad
TheGad

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Willhelm scream, bahah.

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bartek5554

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) woow

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avatar for Herald4
Herald4

Jun. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Once in a while i like to play this retro games. The shouting detail when you kill the enemies was an extremely good point. 5/5.

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pongo280

Jun. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whenever kong complains about my firefox ad blocker, i simply right click on the kongbot thing and press 'block ad'

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smartypants0425

Jun. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i dont know if this is intentional but if you create a chain at a near vertical angle then you can climb up it if you jump at the right time

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avatar for computersrule
computersrule

Jun. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like this game a lot.

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avatar for Battlecock
Battlecock

May. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) May want to take your ad blocker crying fit off for K+ people, I have paid my dues.

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avatar for PANJEtal
PANJEtal

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) On one level, two enemies were talking, then i got ones attention, made a ramp with my gun and I hid under the ramp and the enemy kept running up and down the ramp.

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AngioTadeja

Feb. 6, 2012

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sammysam123465

Jan. 14, 2012

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avatar for mongole78
mongole78

Jan. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what, no badges for this beauty? shame on you, kong!

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amithatgay

Jan. 9, 2012

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aurel12048

Jan. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) keys sticking like mad i wal 2 secs to the right and it gets jamed ...

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avatar for Baaronn
Baaronn

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) imagine if they put final ninja zero on here that would get alot of ratings

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avatar for Lakermelon
Lakermelon

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have been searching for this game for so long...

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avatar for shuriken88
shuriken88

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + for keithWalters for futerama reference. plus dont you just love how when you shoot one guy the other guy keeps talking?

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TehMegaCoolOwner

Dec. 9, 2011

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avatar for witchheadkoo
witchheadkoo

Nov. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nice game i like

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avatar for xyroclast
xyroclast

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Very underrated!

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avatar for chrisr696
chrisr696

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'sir, it seems our top enemy, Dirk, has acquired use of a fabulous new Chain gun.' Excellent, how ingenious! be sure to build lots of strategically placed teleporters and tell the guards to relax, theres a good chap.'

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avatar for bibiloco
bibiloco

Oct. 14, 2011

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avatar for NorthDragoon
NorthDragoon

Oct. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All I can think of when I see Dirk is "drive me closer, I want to hit them with my chain." Fun platformer regardless.

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