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xyzer

Jul. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "The police are in your bathroom for very obvious reasons." 5/5

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OfJoyThatKills

May. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Holy hell. This reminds me so much of Wario Land 2, one of my all-time favorite GBC games, all the way from the level design to Clarence himself. Absolutely phenomenal game, Wolf. Keep 'em coming.

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Ringer

May. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "This is a nice restaurant! So what did you do today?" "I killed my parents and ate their hearts. Over and over."

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Zombie_Ravioli

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or is the sewage line from his toilet often connected right to his bathtubs?

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trampek

Jan. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone playing this game probably experienced that...''Woot, i finally completed the game 100%! Took pretty long...now let's see what's behind that door i needed keys for...HOLY CRAP, a LEVEL 2?!''

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Developer response from greg

Yeah, I wasn't expecting such a large drop-off between the easy and medium badges, and then a small drop-off between the medium and hard badges. I guess if you stick it out all the way through level 4, you might as well get the good ending!

mock30

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am very happy the heart that you eat actually looks like a heart, not some valentines crap.

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Nero42

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is someone going to falsely accuse Pseudolonewolf of stealing ideas every time he posts a game? Don't listen to them man, you're a great Dev and I always love your work. Nice Game :)

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supreis

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)

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Cowpies

May. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence may be morbidly obese, middle aged and unathletic, but I respect his ability to leap off tall buildings and not die. And I think it's part of the problem that he can't get a date because he kills and eats the still-beating hearts of his family on a regular basis.

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Zaakiel

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If this guy has THAT many moms... God, his dad's a lucky man. Wait, no he had Clarence. Never mind.

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Mylesurule

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) doesnt everybody have an extradimensional hub in their attic?

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XXXXzero5

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No father of mine would throw endless amounts of perfectly good beer at anyone.

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supreis

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A pie thrown by a clown hurts as much as a bullet from a firearm. It might look strange, but consider the psygological damage.

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locolino

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how many father do i have? just one but i have 20 drunk old mans in my house

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R4Ruthless

Jul. 01, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) moral of game stalking it will get you places.... But you best believe I got that full 50points. A MUCh longer game than expecting if your looking for something light then click away

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brokeman11

Aug. 19, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks botd, always good to have a reason to come back to this game!

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accidentbear

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I nearly lost it when I saw the vomit-colored mother throwing flying pans. I honestly can't stop giggling.

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eyeofpie

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure Clarence has the coolest job ever. He can literally go inside the internet. And kill those pesky internet trolls.

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Welce

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well that was funny, I remember all the info of what she likes but when I get to the restaurant, I forget her name.

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bs101

May. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ladies, next time you go on a date, just remember, this is what we do for you.

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Kevinater

Oct. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) don't touch the hamburger, it's a trap

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masterluke

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This Clarence guy... if he really needs money he can sell 80% of his house and still have a mansion.

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SanderCohen

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta admit I really enjoy a game I can relate to. Wait....

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Templar762

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) visagetone.com says: She considers video games a WASTE OF TIME. Whaaaa?!? Clarence, I dont care how many dates you haven't been on, but if she questions your existence, leave her right now!

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Kevinater

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I live with my parents.. all 67 of 'em.

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FinalStrife7

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P

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Pseudolonewolf

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Seems someone doesn't understand the difference between paying homage to a certain style and actually stealing resources. I made the graphics, sounds, music, and everything else myself, and it took a lot of effort too. I wouldn't and couldn't use resources that were not my own.

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supreis

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Woulden't it be silly to just go crawling through tight holes with wild abandon?" I don't know about you, but I'm doing it anyway.

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Bladesinger

Oct. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!

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g0and0a

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *walks into work soaking wet* oh clarence, have you been playing the sewer again? At least you got over your fear of those haunted pants.

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XtyFive

May. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, the Internet really IS a dangerous place...

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Danaban

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You lose a heart for having a droplet of water on your head? I now know why this guy smells like the pigs.

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monkeyfeet228

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!

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orbsa

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 game, love the mario feel and how it describes law defying physics. Also, my rubber duck just killed me.

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iluvfuzzykittens

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.

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smeata

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game was funnier when I wasn't living it

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Ehawlz

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The moment I found dad's secret whore room, I understood why mother was so angry.

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Stealth_Ninja

Mar. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.

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DentedDementia

May. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry Clarence, you'll steal her heart yet. You've stolen everyone else's.

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Ezekial13

May. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Rubber ducky your the one, you make bath time so much f-, Oww! So much more painful than I realized.

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SolstaceWinters

Jun. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thus far, it is this accursed FREEZER that is my bane! I will vanquish thee, freezer!

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atlantima

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No wonder he's never had a girlfriend, everyone he touches literally hurts him!

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Kapteindood

Apr. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You'd have to wonder how he can stay fat when he does that much physical exercise in his daily grind.

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SgtWantCuddles

Jun. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This feels more like an homage to The Addams Family (NES) using Super Mario World graphics - and it's masterfully done! Tongue-in-cheek humor, no control issues, and just plain fun. One of the few platformers that I can't seem to put down.

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RedHawk8

May. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Avoid the cheeseburger!

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AgainstTedium

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value. Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."

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Unseendanger

Mar. 10, 2021

Under rating threshold (show) This game is great. It needs to be on Steam or Itch.io

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ShadowMaster471

May. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone noticed the "L" alliteration in the intro? Suuch poetry.

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AssassinMaster

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The blenders, notice how what they blend is red, and they drop hearts upon death. Obviously they are blending hearts.

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Crass

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda reminds me of Wario World on gameboy. I dig it!

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