Comments for Clarence's Big Chance

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Kevinater

Oct. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) don't touch the hamburger, it's a trap

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FinalStrife7

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P

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trampek

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone playing this game probably experienced that...''Woot, i finally completed the game 100%! Took pretty long...now let's see what's behind that door i needed keys for...HOLY CRAP, a LEVEL 2?!''

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Zombie_Ravioli

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or is the sewage line from his toilet often connected right to his bathtubs?

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bs101

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ladies, next time you go on a date, just remember, this is what we do for you.

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cman00

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh Psuedohwolf the master of pixels!

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cyberinsekt

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have been waiting 28 years for this sort of game to come around again. Bout time too.

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iluvfuzzykittens

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.

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Ringer

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "This is a nice restaurant! So what did you do today?" "I killed my parents and ate their hearts. Over and over."

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xyxzz

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hell yeah! 100% completion and it took me only... 4 hours 45 minutes... oh god, I´m addicted!!!

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masterluke

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This Clarence guy... if he really needs money he can sell 80% of his house and still have a mansion.

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supreis

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Woulden't it be silly to just go crawling through tight holes with wild abandon?" I don't know about you, but I'm doing it anyway.

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Crass

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda reminds me of Wario World on gameboy. I dig it!

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Kevinater

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I live with my parents.. all 67 of 'em.

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Pseudolonewolf

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Seems someone doesn't understand the difference between paying homage to a certain style and actually stealing resources. I made the graphics, sounds, music, and everything else myself, and it took a lot of effort too. I wouldn't and couldn't use resources that were not my own.

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Danaban

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You lose a heart for having a droplet of water on your head? I now know why this guy smells like the pigs.

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XXXXzero5

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No father of mine would throw endless amounts of perfectly good beer at anyone.

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supreis

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A pie thrown by a clown hurts as much as a bullet from a firearm. It might look strange, but consider the psygological damage.

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Heredom

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't need a girl. This guy's mansion would be enough to me.

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Chuckowski

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! Only one heart left! If all goes well I'll just murder my parents and consume theirs...

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fifi602

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It must suck for him when it's raining.

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supreis

May. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If you go back to the menu when you complete the game, you can restart from before entering the restaurant. That way you can see the other endings. rate up+ so others can see it.

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Nihim

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) UGH! I had done everything perfectly and was on the last level when I got that bug where my character isn't visible and I can't do anything.

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Nero42

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is someone going to falsely accuse Pseudolonewolf of stealing ideas every time he posts a game? Don't listen to them man, you're a great Dev and I always love your work. Nice Game :)

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Barnak

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd live with my parents until 35 too if I had a house like that.

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monkeyfeet228

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!

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kamakazi1

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've killed both my parents...30-40 times...

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BSmith3

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @DrChimerical: Mario doesn't drown either. I'd still rather be Clarence, though.

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OfJoyThatKills

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Holy hell. This reminds me so much of Wario Land 2, one of my all-time favorite GBC games, all the way from the level design to Clarence himself. Absolutely phenomenal game, Wolf. Keep 'em coming.

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supreis

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)

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SanderCohen

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta admit I really enjoy a game I can relate to. Wait....

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Stealth_Ninja

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.

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Gl1tch

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.

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szbszig

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sometimes you have to jump out of a moving car. What a daredevil you are, Clarence!" I literally fell out of my chair after reading this. I just love the humour of this game.

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Stelly77

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) http://fighunter.wikia.com/wiki/Clarence's_Big_Chance Some good info here, has maps too (some good, some bad) to help go back and find the laptops you missed to help you get laid...

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mr1bob1

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Never before have i played a game as a 35-year old fat lard.

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Antisankari

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Found the last computer! It's in the living room under one of his fathers :D I'll let you decide which :)

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orbsa

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 game, love the mario feel and how it describes law defying physics. Also, my rubber duck just killed me.

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Tor_X

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... I found a poem and a necklace, but not my pants!

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Templar762

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) visagetone.com says: She considers video games a WASTE OF TIME. Whaaaa?!? Clarence, I dont care how many dates you haven't been on, but if she questions your existence, leave her right now!

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atlantima

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No wonder he's never had a girlfriend, everyone he touches literally hurts him!

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Photon777

Jan. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This has to be the best flashgame ever. I thought the idea was meh at first, but the execution is so excellent it's hard to believe. It's really a full game, much much bigger than I would have expected. So much variety, lots of puns, self-irony, originality (the computer levels are absolute genius,) and a difficulty level that feels just right. Props also for the dialogue, that must have taken endless hours to come with lines and lines and lines of truly original and genuinely funny utterances.

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Cowpies

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence may be morbidly obese, middle aged and unathletic, but I respect his ability to leap off tall buildings and not die. And I think it's part of the problem that he can't get a date because he kills and eats the still-beating hearts of his family on a regular basis.

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Robtcee13

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game's a masterpiece. It's huge for a flash game, fun, almost bizarrely compelling, funny, it goes beyond my expectations for a flash game. When I first started, I really was under the impression that Clarence's house was the whole game, and I was off to the date afterwards, but the menu clearly said otherwise. I thought, maybe it would be episodic, but no, I was surprised at every turn. I actually went out of my way to get 100% in this game, which isn't a terribly common occasion. My main criticism is, this game did bring out something in me that just kept me from playing it for more than an hour. I'm not sure what that is. Maybe it's just the feel of a repetitious game, but it still felt fresh every morning I started playing. Maybe, if there were more breaking up the action. I'm not entirely sure. 5/5. It was still very fun to play, and I can't take the chance that it was just my own impatience forcing me to take breaks.

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AgainstTedium

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value. Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."

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MrCableTek

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thank you soooo much for making this game! It really takes me back. I can't even remember the last time I killed a cop and ate his heart! Man, oh man, those were the days.....

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cherryxox

Jun. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Last time I checked, a bedroom was only one room...

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Mylesurule

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) doesnt everybody have an extradimensional hub in their attic?

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Ehawlz

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The moment I found dad's secret whore room, I understood why mother was so angry.

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eyeofpie

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure Clarence has the coolest job ever. He can literally go inside the internet. And kill those pesky internet trolls.

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