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Holy hell. This reminds me so much of Wario Land 2, one of my all-time favorite GBC games, all the way from the level design to Clarence himself. Absolutely phenomenal game, Wolf. Keep 'em coming.
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Everyone playing this game probably experienced that...''Woot, i finally completed the game 100%! Took pretty long...now let's see what's behind that door i needed keys for...HOLY CRAP, a LEVEL 2?!''
Yeah, I wasn't expecting such a large drop-off between the easy and medium badges, and then a small drop-off between the medium and hard badges. I guess if you stick it out all the way through level 4, you might as well get the good ending!
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Is someone going to falsely accuse Pseudolonewolf of stealing ideas every time he posts a game?
Don't listen to them man, you're a great Dev and I always love your work. Nice Game :)
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List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)
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Clarence may be morbidly obese, middle aged and unathletic, but I respect his ability to leap off tall buildings and not die.
And I think it's part of the problem that he can't get a date because he kills and eats the still-beating hearts of his family on a regular basis.
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A pie thrown by a clown hurts as much as a bullet from a firearm. It might look strange, but consider the psygological damage.
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moral of game stalking it will get you places.... But you best believe I got that full 50points. A MUCh longer game than expecting if your looking for something light then click away
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I'm pretty sure Clarence has the coolest job ever. He can literally go inside the internet. And kill those pesky internet trolls.
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visagetone.com says: She considers video games a WASTE OF TIME.
Whaaaa?!? Clarence, I dont care how many dates you haven't been on, but if she questions your existence, leave her right now!
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On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P
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Seems someone doesn't understand the difference between paying homage to a certain style and actually stealing resources.
I made the graphics, sounds, music, and everything else myself, and it took a lot of effort too. I wouldn't and couldn't use resources that were not my own.
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"Woulden't it be silly to just go crawling through tight holes with wild abandon?" I don't know about you, but I'm doing it anyway.
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I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!
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*walks into work soaking wet* oh clarence, have you been playing the sewer again? At least you got over your fear of those haunted pants.
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Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!
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I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.
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For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.
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This feels more like an homage to The Addams Family (NES) using Super Mario World graphics - and it's masterfully done! Tongue-in-cheek humor, no control issues, and just plain fun. One of the few platformers that I can't seem to put down.
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Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value.
Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."
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The blenders, notice how what they blend is red, and they drop hearts upon death. Obviously they are blending hearts.