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Mohammed3570

Jun. 29, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Just hop on it's skull, it will crack like an egg" NO! mr.cuddles. T_T

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Ringer

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "This is a nice restaurant! So what did you do today?" "I killed my parents and ate their hearts. Over and over."

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Zombie_Ravioli

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is it just me, or is the sewage line from his toilet often connected right to his bathtubs?

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trampek

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone playing this game probably experienced that...''Woot, i finally completed the game 100%! Took pretty long...now let's see what's behind that door i needed keys for...HOLY CRAP, a LEVEL 2?!''

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xyzer

Jul. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "The police are in your bathroom for very obvious reasons." 5/5

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Ehawlz

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The moment I found dad's secret whore room, I understood why mother was so angry.

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bs101

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ladies, next time you go on a date, just remember, this is what we do for you.

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masterluke

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This Clarence guy... if he really needs money he can sell 80% of his house and still have a mansion.

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R4Ruthless

Jul. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) moral of game stalking it will get you places.... But you best believe I got that full 50points. A MUCh longer game than expecting if your looking for something light then click away

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XXXXzero5

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No father of mine would throw endless amounts of perfectly good beer at anyone.

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Kevinater

Oct. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) don't touch the hamburger, it's a trap

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Nero42

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is someone going to falsely accuse Pseudolonewolf of stealing ideas every time he posts a game? Don't listen to them man, you're a great Dev and I always love your work. Nice Game :)

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supreis

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A pie thrown by a clown hurts as much as a bullet from a firearm. It might look strange, but consider the psygological damage.

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orbsa

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 game, love the mario feel and how it describes law defying physics. Also, my rubber duck just killed me.

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Pseudolonewolf

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Seems someone doesn't understand the difference between paying homage to a certain style and actually stealing resources. I made the graphics, sounds, music, and everything else myself, and it took a lot of effort too. I wouldn't and couldn't use resources that were not my own.

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accidentbear

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I nearly lost it when I saw the vomit-colored mother throwing flying pans. I honestly can't stop giggling.

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FinalStrife7

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) On a hunch, I chose to exit to menu when I finished the game (with only the "good" ending). From there I clicked on "Start Game" and was able to resume from the end of level 4, allowing me to try to get 100% without having to start all the way over from scratch. I know some people were complaining because they were starting all the way over. Don't do it!! Exit to menu! +1 to save people four more hours of their life :P

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supreis

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) List of achievements: -1- Finish level 1 -2- Finish level 2 -3- finish level 3 -4- finish level 4 -5- finish the game -6- collect all the good items in level 1 -7- get the best ending -8- get the good ending -9- get the neutral ending -10- get the bad ending -11- get the worst ending -12- get a promotion (do all the tasks in level 3) -13- collect all the coins in level 1 -14- get all the coins in level 2 -15- get all the coins in level 3 -16- get all the coins in level 4 -17- get all the coins in the game -18- don't die (quickly exit to the menu and it won't count) -19- achieve 100% completion (collect all coins, visagetomes etc.)

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Danaban

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You lose a heart for having a droplet of water on your head? I now know why this guy smells like the pigs.

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Cowpies

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence may be morbidly obese, middle aged and unathletic, but I respect his ability to leap off tall buildings and not die. And I think it's part of the problem that he can't get a date because he kills and eats the still-beating hearts of his family on a regular basis.

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supreis

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Woulden't it be silly to just go crawling through tight holes with wild abandon?" I don't know about you, but I'm doing it anyway.

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OfJoyThatKills

May. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Holy hell. This reminds me so much of Wario Land 2, one of my all-time favorite GBC games, all the way from the level design to Clarence himself. Absolutely phenomenal game, Wolf. Keep 'em coming.

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Kevinater

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I live with my parents.. all 67 of 'em.

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SanderCohen

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gotta admit I really enjoy a game I can relate to. Wait....

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Stelly77

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) http://fighunter.wikia.com/wiki/Clarence's_Big_Chance Some good info here, has maps too (some good, some bad) to help go back and find the laptops you missed to help you get laid...

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monkeyfeet228

May. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Clarence, honey, if your daily routine includes running around miles of mansion and slaying sentient appliances just to get out the front door, how are you still so so so horribly obese?!

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Templar762

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) visagetone.com says: She considers video games a WASTE OF TIME. Whaaaa?!? Clarence, I dont care how many dates you haven't been on, but if she questions your existence, leave her right now!

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crazy_alan1988

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How the heck does this guy get to work everyday on time!?!? Between the burglars, cops, hookers, homicidal children, cats and dogs....walls in odd places, needing to break into random peoples houses, and still cannibalize everyone's heart, he probably should have keeled over a long time ago!

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Stealth_Ninja

Mar. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who don't know, Visagetome, the website where Clarence finds all these facts about the girl, is a parody of Facebook. Visage=face, tome=book. Quite clever.

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iluvfuzzykittens

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got the pants and thought "Finally, now I won't see his ass-crack as I climb up ladders!" Then I discovered that his pants do little to contain it either.

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locolino

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how many father do i have? just one but i have 20 drunk old mans in my house

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atlantima

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No wonder he's never had a girlfriend, everyone he touches literally hurts him!

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Gl1tch

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game was AMAZING! The levels were gigantic, the plot was hilarious, and the finale was soo worth it. If this were an actual game for sale, I would definitely buy it. After three-and-a-half levels of whimsical shenanigans, I arrived at 99% completion (so close). This is most definitely one of my favorite games on the site. You could really improve things by adding a run button, Clarence moves unfortunately slowly, and I was a little bit confused in world three because I was afraid to visit floor "B". (Protip: You can visit floor "B" without ending the game, but don't go ducking into the bosses corridors before you win.) Needless to say, this gets a 5/5 from you, as the best platformer I have ever seen on this site. Needs badges, yesterday.

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Zaakiel

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If this guy has THAT many moms... God, his dad's a lucky man. Wait, no he had Clarence. Never mind.

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Wild9997111

May. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) as a warning to people thinking about playing this it's a long game

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mock30

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am very happy the heart that you eat actually looks like a heart, not some valentines crap.

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belteshazzar293

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Libido-wise, she's FRUMPY." "She works as a STRIPPER." ...I gotta say, this isn't a very promising combination.

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Mylesurule

Feb. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) doesnt everybody have an extradimensional hub in their attic?

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eyeofpie

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm pretty sure Clarence has the coolest job ever. He can literally go inside the internet. And kill those pesky internet trolls.

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AgainstTedium

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Cracking game, funny, perfect length, perfect difficulty. A rare 5/5 from me, only reason I didn't favourite it is that I find platform games to have limited replay value. Conversation on RPGs for the win "Girl: My favourite's probably a game called MARDEK. Yep. That's a good game. No Joke."

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DentedDementia

May. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry Clarence, you'll steal her heart yet. You've stolen everyone else's.

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Crass

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kinda reminds me of Wario World on gameboy. I dig it!

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runescape9212

Mar. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Wario: Dating Simulator

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xyxzz

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hell yeah! 100% completion and it took me only... 4 hours 45 minutes... oh god, I´m addicted!!!

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Barnak

Feb. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd live with my parents until 35 too if I had a house like that.

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Robtcee13

Feb. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game's a masterpiece. It's huge for a flash game, fun, almost bizarrely compelling, funny, it goes beyond my expectations for a flash game. When I first started, I really was under the impression that Clarence's house was the whole game, and I was off to the date afterwards, but the menu clearly said otherwise. I thought, maybe it would be episodic, but no, I was surprised at every turn. I actually went out of my way to get 100% in this game, which isn't a terribly common occasion. My main criticism is, this game did bring out something in me that just kept me from playing it for more than an hour. I'm not sure what that is. Maybe it's just the feel of a repetitious game, but it still felt fresh every morning I started playing. Maybe, if there were more breaking up the action. I'm not entirely sure. 5/5. It was still very fun to play, and I can't take the chance that it was just my own impatience forcing me to take breaks.

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smeata

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game was funnier when I wasn't living it

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strategyfan

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Today, I showed up to work wearing only my underpants. I chatted with all my colleagues, who didn't seem to mind at all. The CEO himself even promoted me to an exectutive. As he promoted me, he told me he could have given me a suit, but that I looked much better the way I was. I am a povocative fashion genius, the voice of a generation of clothing-hating free thinkers. And you are gonna tell ME that some random internet chick is offended by my life choice? No seriously you should make a "dance with no pants" badge/achievement when you manage to score the girl with no pants on. I deliberately didn't take my clothes because I thought there was a badge for that XD

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g0and0a

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *walks into work soaking wet* oh clarence, have you been playing the sewer again? At least you got over your fear of those haunted pants.

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SgtWantCuddles

Jun. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This feels more like an homage to The Addams Family (NES) using Super Mario World graphics - and it's masterfully done! Tongue-in-cheek humor, no control issues, and just plain fun. One of the few platformers that I can't seem to put down.

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