Comments for Clarence's Big Chance

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Fristi61

Sep. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not enough checkpoints :(

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zanesanders123

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the hamburger was the only thing in between me and perfection. I will CURSE IT UNTIL I DIE IN MY FEELING SICK GRAVE

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cureded

Sep. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) to bad I didn't realize until after I did this, I forgot to sign-in. :(

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cureded

Sep. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) took me 2 hours! but I finally dot every ending!

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Dalamite

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After playing for about 5 hours, I've finally finished the game on 100% with the perfect ending. This game is fantastic, I absolutely loved every pixel of this experience. While some of the music was a little bland, a few other pieces were extremely enjoyable. Hats off to Pseudolonewolf for another masterpiece. 5/5

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reoxy

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 2 hours in: IVE GOTTEN THE SHOWER!

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ClockwerkzHybrid

Sep. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am thinking of the Cartoon Network cartoon "Clawrence" XD its really much like this XD

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qwis100

Sep. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) omg I got Gertrude I am dateing Gertrude

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DB888

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tip: to get any ending beloow neutral you have to restart and play to NOT get suit, good gifts and necklece. I tried to have just all dialogue options bad for it, but no way.

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cricketer13724

Aug. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) where are the trousers?

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SlimeKing3

Aug. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I wish I could fall off a bookcase 2 stories high an dnot get hurt! I also hope I don't get colorblind staring at everything blue!

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Ineedzzzzz

Aug. 19, 2014

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ArcadeJunkie

Aug. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) painful love story :P

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Pokerpo

Aug. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @YoucantbutIcan right click in game scrub, ironic name lol

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RedTigerMeowz

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Game: Clarence is a 35-year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents. Me: XD XD XD

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onawhitehorse

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 'Mickey Mousecapade' has been haunting my dreams for years- so this here is somehow both terrifying and nostalgic. I don't know how I feel about it, to be honest. I really hated that NES game, but I still have the cartridge. I'M SO CONFLICTED. The theme's great, though.

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Luci_Rae

Aug. 1, 2014

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pyrus248

Jul. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Detailed map of each level with items, coins and enemies marked. http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Maps (Not my work. Props to the creator!)

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YoucantbutICan

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.

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FinalHero2

Jul. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That suit's magic.

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ulyssealexander

Jul. 2, 2014

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tomy2741

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The hamburger is a lie

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jkwon23

Jun. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The 10th scorpion is in the rooftop of level 3. You can access the rooftop from the Boss level. Thumbs up so everyone can see!

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KillerOfWar

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D

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Gonkeymonkey

Jun. 27, 2014

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh but I'm glad I still get the Best Ending.

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I regret ignoring the warning to not take the burger!!! IT GAVE PERMANENT BAD EFFECT!!!!

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't know if it's just me, but it's hard to stomp on some creatures (e.g. rat)

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zombibro

Jun. 19, 2014

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BlackDitch

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) please tell me I'm not eh only one having trouble with dissapperaing blocks

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mkenz24b

Jun. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it bad i didnt kill the cat?

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Atrius2014

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You know, this seems like a lot of effort for a date. That's probably why I've never gone on one.

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hunterdahege12

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian." *Stops playing game* *Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"

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Ady84

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After I playing in his house (that seemed big) i exit and i say: What the... so small is his house?!

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kurumi21

May. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) :D i enjoy it :D

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Oe98

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Why do the police shoot at CLARENCE?" Because he crushes countless people to death and eats their still-warm hearts...?

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Ariege

May. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Her favourite section of a trilobite is its thorax, like the rest of us". Indispensable knowledge for a date, yep!

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Diya

May. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The date was like defusing a bomb, seriously. Her personality is so conflicting it was like talking to someone with split personality disorder. But, I managed to get the maximum mood, the best ending and the Hard badge. I've OCD so that helped a lot getting the 2800 coins and 100% completion. The plot was really funny (As expected from Pseudolonewolf). Really amazing game. 5/5!

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secret2

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If there are police and criminals,why do police shoot YOU instead of the criminals?

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King_Kid

Apr. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so I beat it first try 100% all 3 badges...why is every one saying don't get the hamburger? It might help a tiny bit but its clearly not that big a deal.

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randd

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! Finally finished it with 100% (In 3 long hours)! Had to start again because i touched the burger. AHHHH!

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CustardCookie

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wish my computer wasn't so slow so I could actually enjoy this game.

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FireIce273

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is my favourite game ever. the game is well crafted and all the endings are unique. meeting the date with no job, no clothes, no money ,haven't washed, brushed your teeth and no advice is hilarious. buying water is the way to go

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Dalamite

Apr. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I conclude that Clarence is indeed a heavily schizophrenic individual who murdered his own parents because they constantly abused him, he murders people and eats their hearts, and the poor girl will most likely be murdered by him.

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epicwar1234lord

Apr. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The game keeps crashing every time I jump, as in Clarence just stops in the air.. I still get sound thoguh.

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franz55

Apr. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games I've played on Kong - love the graphics and overall style!

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yungblut

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't avoid coins, you will need 2750 to get the girl.

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @brahwhatup Jump at it from a lower ledge, when it reaches the edge

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Deluded, killing everything in sight, visions of inanimate objects walking, auditory hallucinations of such objects; this patient may be categorized with Paranoid Schitzophrenia

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