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What is up with this glitch that doesn't let you leave the house even after you collect the keys???! It's been like this for weeks and on every platform! You can basically only play the house level...
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There is a glitch since the Ruffle Integration - when you die, the coins respawn, even though your coinmeter remains the same as it was during the last save.
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probably not the best idea to play this game for 6 hours straight trying to get the badges, but I had fun while doing it, cool game.
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I still maintain this game is super good. Somebody needs to port this to HTML5 or even PC so we can play it without SuperNova.
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I know, it's frustrating to be forced to use the manual "Missing badge report" for each Flash BOTD :/ About the game it's a fun game to play, Super Mario in a bad mood ^^ Oh Mamma Mia water drop killed me xD
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This is such a great game and I loved every second of it. You're one of the best devs on this site. Also a great composer, soundtrack is banging.
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Warning: Do NOT pick up the hamburger if you want the best ending. You cannot uncollect it, and it will make you sick for the date.
In order to get the best ending, you don't necessarily have to finish all the tasks at your job.
And don't buy gifts until you find out what she likes from the terminals, or else you'll have to restart. Overall a pretty good game.
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-Nice place, so what do you do for living?
-I work at corpo
-So boring desk job?
-Well... actually I have to ride car through walls, kill scorpions, prostitutes and monsters while jumping above floors covered with spikes
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I can't believe I've slept on this gem of a game for so long. The creativity is outstanding, and the plot is surprisingly heartfelt. Great sense of humor in the enemy design and dialog, all in a platformer, no less. There are few things as satisfying as 1. getting into a car and ramming into everything on sight and 2. seeing Clarence lie his way to getting the girl of his dreams. Undoubtedly and unquestionably a 5/5.
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I replay this once a year or so and it's disappointing that there aren't many many more games like it. The company level alone would be one of the best standalone games on Kongregate.
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Advice for the Hard badge: collect all the dating tips and personal info, and then take screenshots of both! That way when you're on your date, you can check what the right answers are.
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also, make sure you don't get both the burger and the cereal, otherwise you'll get the "feel sick" penalty at the end.
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I'm conflicted. I really liked the gameplay, but I'm really not fond of all that hatred towards... well pretty much everybody. Also, the ending being pretty much "fake it till you make it... then fake some more". But hey, at least, the narration and the gameplay are perfect for each other...
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Nah, if you get the burger, you can still get the best ending if you get everything else perfect. Just make sure you get the burger before you brush your teeth. :)
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So, once you've taken a hamburger, you have to forget about the hard badge or restart the whole game from the very scratch, don't you?
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Pretty well done and solid game. Finished it yesterday but I had to comeback today to get all the coins. Had to check out the rest of your games and I laughed a little when I saw Mardek.
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(goes in town) steals granpas kills everyone he sees destroys publyc property with his car go below a lake for 15minuts find undead in office and talks to all of them you know the normal stuff
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Long platforming game with humor that some will love and others will hate. I feel into the hate category, too much fat hatred and fat shaming.
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Accidentally deleted my save when cycling the car drop in the treetops. I cant justify ever trying again. Why wouldn't there a double check box on deleting?
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Got to say, very surprised how big this game is, and how vulgar the humor was. Very nice addition to the site, better than most games on here, bit of a hidden gem.
Basically everything I want:
This is a full-length game, you have to solve puzzles, good platforming, humor, stylized graphics, quests, metroidvania..
Great job.
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I enjoy playing as a disgusting obese man who has no luck with the ladies. It's a nice "escape from reality" where I'm certainly not all those things