Comments for Clarence's Big Chance

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franz55

Apr. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games I've played on Kong - love the graphics and overall style!

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yungblut

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't avoid coins, you will need 2750 to get the girl.

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @brahwhatup Jump at it from a lower ledge, when it reaches the edge

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Deluded, killing everything in sight, visions of inanimate objects walking, auditory hallucinations of such objects; this patient may be categorized with Paranoid Schitzophrenia

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To get the necklace in the basement early, use the bat flying around to jump through the hole

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TheBossGamer233

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How do you beat lvl 1?

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Tweetchirp

Apr. 9, 2014

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Da1andOnlyPharo

Apr. 3, 2014

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brahwhatup

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Having a bit of trouble getting last scorpion in the office task's any advice? *other then a tricky jump not sure what to do*

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muysidoof

Mar. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When I first start, I have pockets!?? xD 5/5

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CohanA

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) work level is hilarious

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KodaKonduct

Mar. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This was hands down the best mario-like platformer I have ever played. (I miss the tip jars)

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pumuklee

Mar. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A really nice and fully designed platformer with different endigs, and storyline. 6/5 I would give :D

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Hudson3

Mar. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i think you have 4 lives because your fat protects your heart

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thompr

Mar. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) taken me the best part of two evening but finally completed with all badges, cracking game, quick tips for those playing. DO NOT eat the hamburger, you dont need all the coins, i made do with a majority, print screen the blue screen so you know how to respond on the date lol and do not expect this to be a short game lol

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Frankwurst

Mar. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the nicest cover of Mario even played, thanks a lot, love eating the hearts or cats, dads or mums (i avoid rats)

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RedErrorSuru

Feb. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) At first glance (before even clicking the game) I was hesitative about playing it because of the theme and Clarence's ugly face (I feared that it would be in the genre of "Don't shit your pants")... But then I saw that it was made by Pseudolonewolf, so I gave it a try... Worth it. Looks like trust is something valuable that a developper can earn and keep. Like in love.

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awesomeperson9

Feb. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this is like a fat version of mario!

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IshanGhosh

Feb. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) visagetome.com is actually a site for ads :/ -_-.. lol

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DubV

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You need to figure out a way to turn this into a SNES game. I would dust off the console, buy this game and spend hours playing and replaying.

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Jan. 24, 2014

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Photon777

Jan. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This has to be the best flashgame ever. I thought the idea was meh at first, but the execution is so excellent it's hard to believe. It's really a full game, much much bigger than I would have expected. So much variety, lots of puns, self-irony, originality (the computer levels are absolute genius,) and a difficulty level that feels just right. Props also for the dialogue, that must have taken endless hours to come with lines and lines and lines of truly original and genuinely funny utterances.

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gaarm

Jan. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) am i the only one who wants this game to be made a movie

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freguy

Jan. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) funny, classic pixel game 5/5

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Katycat101

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *goes in bathroom* HOLY ITS A ME A MARIO!!!!

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ktez

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When he started crawling I thought my alarm clock was ringing :D

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tigerbo2006

Dec. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this guy has an...interesting house...

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Gamerboy98

Dec. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I played this game a very, very, very long time ago and only did level one. Then I played it again only a year ago and only got the medium ending. THEN, I played it now and finally got the best ending (saw no other endings) after so, so, so, so long. I feel like bursting into tears of joy. D*: GOD BLESS PSEUDOLONEWOLF! AND MAY CLARENCE RPG BE MADE SOON!

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PETERENNC

Dec. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So funny :3

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MrSilkybread

Dec. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Whoever wrote those signs has SO many nicknames for Clarence.

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Marco210600

Dec. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How our little clarence expect having a girlfriend with a too hazaradous house?

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Stereotomy

Dec. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Well, scratch that, apparently it IS possible to escape from Stuck Car Hell. You have to jump down onto it and hit up when you're in front of the door. But the timing and positioning has to be really accurate, I tried several times before it succeeded.

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Stereotomy

Dec. 7, 2013

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pepalito

Dec. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) pink doors, time savior

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chicostillo

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) + if you want Clarence's big chance 2!

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Atombender

Dec. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Chat-up Advises: There are 8 of them and during the date you're prompted to pick 4. The correct ones are : 1. Compliment her breasts 2. Ask her if she's been to an orgy 3. Tell her she's sexy 4. Be poetic :)

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coco35304

Dec. 1, 2013

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spooonybard

Nov. 20, 2013

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Exordus

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) DO. NOT. PICK UP THE HAMBURGER. It makes you "feel sick" and after you save the game there is no way to reverse it. It affects the "mood" bar of your date, effectively killing your 100% completion chance.

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vahype

Nov. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of a fat dark loser guy.

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kelophacked

Nov. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) THAT IS ONE MASSIVE HOUSE

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fjfjfj123

Nov. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) News: FAT MAN BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR HIGHEST JUMP EVER!!!

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BananaSunshine13

Oct. 31, 2013

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BananaSunshine13

Oct. 31, 2013

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juancgura93

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lovely ass game <3

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Sharkofthasea

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ALL HAIL YALORT!

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Lela98

Oct. 19, 2013

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Lela98

Oct. 19, 2013

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drag0ncreator

Oct. 15, 2013

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LeHappyMerchant

Oct. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Where's his fedora?

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