Comments for Clarence's Big Chance

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YoucantbutICan

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.

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FinalHero2

Jul. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That suit's magic.

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ulyssealexander

Jul. 2, 2014

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tomy2741

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The hamburger is a lie

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jkwon23

Jun. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The 10th scorpion is in the rooftop of level 3. You can access the rooftop from the Boss level. Thumbs up so everyone can see!

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KillerOfWar

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D

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Gonkeymonkey

Jun. 27, 2014

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh but I'm glad I still get the Best Ending.

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I regret ignoring the warning to not take the burger!!! IT GAVE PERMANENT BAD EFFECT!!!!

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't know if it's just me, but it's hard to stomp on some creatures (e.g. rat)

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zombibro

Jun. 19, 2014

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BlackDitch

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) please tell me I'm not eh only one having trouble with dissapperaing blocks

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mkenz24b

Jun. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it bad i didnt kill the cat?

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Atrius2014

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You know, this seems like a lot of effort for a date. That's probably why I've never gone on one.

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hunterdahege12

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian." *Stops playing game* *Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"

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Ady84

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After I playing in his house (that seemed big) i exit and i say: What the... so small is his house?!

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kurumi21

May. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) :D i enjoy it :D

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Oe98

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Why do the police shoot at CLARENCE?" Because he crushes countless people to death and eats their still-warm hearts...?

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Ariege

May. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Her favourite section of a trilobite is its thorax, like the rest of us". Indispensable knowledge for a date, yep!

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Diya

May. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The date was like defusing a bomb, seriously. Her personality is so conflicting it was like talking to someone with split personality disorder. But, I managed to get the maximum mood, the best ending and the Hard badge. I've OCD so that helped a lot getting the 2800 coins and 100% completion. The plot was really funny (As expected from Pseudolonewolf). Really amazing game. 5/5!

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secret2

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If there are police and criminals,why do police shoot YOU instead of the criminals?

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King_Kid

Apr. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) so I beat it first try 100% all 3 badges...why is every one saying don't get the hamburger? It might help a tiny bit but its clearly not that big a deal.

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randd

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! Finally finished it with 100% (In 3 long hours)! Had to start again because i touched the burger. AHHHH!

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CustardCookie

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wish my computer wasn't so slow so I could actually enjoy this game.

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FireIce273

Apr. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is my favourite game ever. the game is well crafted and all the endings are unique. meeting the date with no job, no clothes, no money ,haven't washed, brushed your teeth and no advice is hilarious. buying water is the way to go

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Dalamite

Apr. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I conclude that Clarence is indeed a heavily schizophrenic individual who murdered his own parents because they constantly abused him, he murders people and eats their hearts, and the poor girl will most likely be murdered by him.

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epicwar1234lord

Apr. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The game keeps crashing every time I jump, as in Clarence just stops in the air.. I still get sound thoguh.

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franz55

Apr. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the best games I've played on Kong - love the graphics and overall style!

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yungblut

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't avoid coins, you will need 2750 to get the girl.

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @brahwhatup Jump at it from a lower ledge, when it reaches the edge

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Deluded, killing everything in sight, visions of inanimate objects walking, auditory hallucinations of such objects; this patient may be categorized with Paranoid Schitzophrenia

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misfate_08

Apr. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To get the necklace in the basement early, use the bat flying around to jump through the hole

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TheBossGamer233

Apr. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How do you beat lvl 1?

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Tweetchirp

Apr. 9, 2014

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Da1andOnlyPharo

Apr. 3, 2014

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brahwhatup

Apr. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Having a bit of trouble getting last scorpion in the office task's any advice? *other then a tricky jump not sure what to do*

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muysidoof

Mar. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When I first start, I have pockets!?? xD 5/5

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CohanA

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) work level is hilarious

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KodaKonduct

Mar. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This was hands down the best mario-like platformer I have ever played. (I miss the tip jars)

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pumuklee

Mar. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A really nice and fully designed platformer with different endigs, and storyline. 6/5 I would give :D

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Hudson3

Mar. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i think you have 4 lives because your fat protects your heart

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thompr

Mar. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) taken me the best part of two evening but finally completed with all badges, cracking game, quick tips for those playing. DO NOT eat the hamburger, you dont need all the coins, i made do with a majority, print screen the blue screen so you know how to respond on the date lol and do not expect this to be a short game lol

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Frankwurst

Mar. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) One of the nicest cover of Mario even played, thanks a lot, love eating the hearts or cats, dads or mums (i avoid rats)

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RedErrorSuru

Feb. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) At first glance (before even clicking the game) I was hesitative about playing it because of the theme and Clarence's ugly face (I feared that it would be in the genre of "Don't shit your pants")... But then I saw that it was made by Pseudolonewolf, so I gave it a try... Worth it. Looks like trust is something valuable that a developper can earn and keep. Like in love.

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awesomeperson9

Feb. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this is like a fat version of mario!

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IshanGhosh

Feb. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) visagetome.com is actually a site for ads :/ -_-.. lol

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DubV

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You need to figure out a way to turn this into a SNES game. I would dust off the console, buy this game and spend hours playing and replaying.

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Jan. 24, 2014

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Photon777

Jan. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This has to be the best flashgame ever. I thought the idea was meh at first, but the execution is so excellent it's hard to believe. It's really a full game, much much bigger than I would have expected. So much variety, lots of puns, self-irony, originality (the computer levels are absolute genius,) and a difficulty level that feels just right. Props also for the dialogue, that must have taken endless hours to come with lines and lines and lines of truly original and genuinely funny utterances.

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