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Evancho

Jun. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) When I press enter to see the menu and then return back my keyboard keys stop working, I can't move, jump or anything.

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D4RTH_VAD3R

Jun. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) In my edgy opinion, the elders should give only half of a heart.

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imploder

Jun. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game.I played it soon after its release with my brother (who happens to be called clarence)

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SoftestKitten22

May. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game is on drugs.

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ProfessorPimp

May. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Knew this game would be good when the first line was "Clarence is a 35 year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents."

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SexyLady1208

May. 13, 2016

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ringpop03

May. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I have a glitch. sometimes when I jump on the disapearing blocks in //:history, it wont jump.

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krazer575

Apr. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I can't believe I played this game for a chocolate donut...

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ptatogamer

Apr. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i cant get through the underwater tunnel thingies when im meant to go up. i cant fit through or become smaller :c

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runescape9212

Mar. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Wario: Dating Simulator

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Ocsaleb

Feb. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I think any woman would be impressed by the size of Clarence's house.

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RomsonTVhell

Feb. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Just got #5 ending. This fame is terrific!

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xJainyx

Feb. 13, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) You get another star for the work section :) I love the trolls - big and scary looking and not actually tough at all.

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maxonno85

Jan. 26, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I completed it twice!!!!!! SUPERgame

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KittyLovePower

Jan. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I killed a lamp.And it had a heart.Since when did lamps have hearts?

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Kanger438

Jan. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i feel like this game actually has a good story behind it: even if someone is disgusting to look at, give them a chance. they just might be the one

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pepperace

Jan. 4, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) A side-splittingly funny game with great level design and replayability, not to mention graphical design and music. 5/5, no question.

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cxdsom

Jan. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) How come there was no oil found in that basement?

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Ikilledbamby

Dec. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "You found your father's secret whore room!" Any reasonable person would not be leaving the house after that. But then again, a reasonable man would not have murdered his mother, father, dog, cat, police officers and then proceeded to eat their hearts.

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jamie_2005

Nov. 27, 2015

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jamie_2005

Nov. 27, 2015

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jamie_2005

Nov. 27, 2015

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Mohammed3570

Nov. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "It's best to look for something at least bordering on healthy, don't you think?" oh for candy's sake it had a piece of lettuce in it surely that counts as something!!

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Flutterbest

Nov. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I avoided killing Cuddles and Boggles yet I had no problem jumping on the mom's head...am I bad human being? xD

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Man_Of_Fe50CW

Nov. 7, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the coins in this game have poker faces.

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roboto56

Nov. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Also for level 3, other than getting the task in the first floor lobby to start the squid teeth, Always start from the top floor down, it makes completing this level so much more easier in the end.

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roboto56

Nov. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A few hints and tips from a guy who loves this game to death, when trying to hit rats, stand a bit away from the corner and jump to avoid losing health, when using ladders and aiming for the ledges, always jump from the bottom never the top, for the disappearing bricks, wait until they're gone before jumping, especially in the second level when trying to spawn the car. And as everyone else has said previously, avoid the burger like the plague.

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infix

Oct. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Why does that bouncing apple with a face have a human heart...? Y'know, I won't ask. I don't think I want to know.

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PO0KyBear

Oct. 12, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) my reccomendation if you want to see all endings is do the least possible first then go back and get the stuff to do better through the pink doors

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Debstep92

Oct. 10, 2015

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Savedguy

Oct. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars for nailing the early 90s nostalgia in every way.

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sehzadei

Sep. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Just noticed that Clarence makes the "thud" sound as he walks only when he's wearing shoes. A really nice attention to detail there!

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joshgodawful

Sep. 23, 2015

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Muchach0

Sep. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Very well done oldschool 2D Jump 'n Run!

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Kr0an

Sep. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) She's a frumpy Christian, but she works as a stripper. Her hobby is computers, but she thinks the internet is confusing and only uses it for mail. Okay then.

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Marijuslivetlu

Aug. 26, 2015

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krazer575

Aug. 23, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) nice time pass. awesoem

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Adrix22333

Aug. 20, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) One of my favourites, i like to 100% this once in a while. 5/5

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smeata

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This game was funnier when I wasn't living it

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domenicc44

Aug. 9, 2015

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domenicc44

Aug. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) mr cudddles is suppost to be a PET! not a deal thing to kill so i avoided him

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Alkalinio

Aug. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i've completed it 100% in 4 days... it was greate.

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RandsOBEY

Jul. 31, 2015

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janne95

Jul. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I wish there was more games like this!!

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Balbanes

Jul. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "She dislikes the internet and doesn't use it" ... wait, we met and set up the date ONLINE. If she has an actual profile on a dating site, she must use the internet a little bit.

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BlackSnapper

Jul. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Finally got the hard badge. All it took was a complete disregard of the time space continuum by resetting the date over and over.

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Skeeter7667

Jul. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) A very high quality platformer! I liked it, then I found the whore room. Now I love it!

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LordFireDragon

Jul. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Her favourite section of a trilobite is the thorax? Thank god, I wouldn't want to be dating some sort of weirdo!

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Altheos_Aaron

Jul. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) #jonarosen the one you probably missed is BEHIND the father in that small space with so many enemies that you just think: oh Heck no! others are fairly visible. try page 5/5 on the start menu it shows the map. and the completion percentage of said map.

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Bullethead1

Jul. 8, 2015

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