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Bladesinger

Oct. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I slaughtered a small army of thugs and prostitutes, dodged gunfire, took multiple treks through the sewers, eradicated half of this city's police force, AND ATE MY OWN PARENT'S HEARTS just to survive long enough to make it to this date, and you're mad I brought you the wrong type of FLOWERS?!!? This chick is more ungrateful than Princess Peach!

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Destruction98

Oct. 12, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game has been out longer than the cartoon show, just thought you'd all should know. :D

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TaitandKevin

Sep. 23, 2016

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GeneralTactics

Sep. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ¨so, whats your favorite food? ¨uhhh... human hearts that i store in my rubber duckies!¨

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theguyintheblack

Sep. 2, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) He should've put on his profile: "Can hold breath for an infinite amount of time"

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Natureguy85

Aug. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Unfortunately, I didn't see the hint about finding all the pink doors and missed the first one, but I purposely went out naked. I had no idea how long the game is. That's a plus on one play, but hurts replay-ability. However I was really happy that the boss commented on it and wouldn't give me a suit because of it. The platforming is hurt a bit by "slippery feet" (the internet portion was awful) but the game is funny and I enjoyed it. I also like the idea of hunting for clues.

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giomitiko

Aug. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The fact that this gem is still under 4 stars makes me angry on so many levels

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dgosse82

Aug. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) press esc to leave i hate this so much i press escape once once too bring up the paus emenu realize i didit wrong and then impolsively try to pres sescape to get out of the if you press it again menu

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goldenfreddy37

Aug. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) this guy reminds me of wario,but at least wario is not hanging around in his underwear

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jeffallen55

Aug. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Is disgusted by the idea of me being a pedo. Has been going to orgies since age 13. Interesting...

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KaceeA

Aug. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Found a link to this in a comment a while back so reposting, walkthrough with detailed maps: http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Levels

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KaceeA

Aug. 19, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) So for the best ending, was I not supposed to pick up the burger and the cologne? I wish I knew so I knew whether to keep working on this game or start on a new one. Was able to get the "good" ending first time through. For the first level, there's still 10 coins and 1 item (probably soap or something?) I haven't found, and a key I haven't used...can't figure it out though; I've gone through each part several times.

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Tuturuuh

Aug. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I got that "old game style" thing going on while playing the game. Good job.! Kinda missed the old stuff..

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LyyN

Aug. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Can you get #5 ending without having done the "delete search history" thing? That's as impossible as it gets.

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shadree

Aug. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I really think this game deserves a thorough walkthrough. It's like Castlevania - only scarier!

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LyyN

Aug. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Time it wrong by just 2 milliseconds and FAIL! - then repeat 100 times and just maybe by accident get it right, only to die in the next fiendish challenge, because there was no savepoint in between. It's just like the early 90s!

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storm025

Aug. 16, 2016

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Tomash667

Aug. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 2016 and i finally finished it, missing 10 coins only...

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14kurtis14

Aug. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) It was fun till I figured out that you can screw yourself out of the hard badge by buying the wrong gifts or forgetting to do certain important task thous having to restart the whole game again. I like the funny humor in it though.

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dragon1736

Aug. 16, 2016

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gnat1441

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I think you should change your description of the game to something like " In a world where water droplets do as much damage as a gun, can you find your true love in this epic game of HUGE proportions, or will you DIE trying? just kidding we all know that a telly can store your soul in case you die. play responsibly" ;)

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jlee1968

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ..Compliment her on not looking slutty. "Yuo dnot luk slutti," Best pick-up line ever. Heh.

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Lepty

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) at first I actually thought his tie and and pink clothes was his intestines hanging out... then I looked again... was scared there

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Natureguy85

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I walked out without clothes to see what would happen but the game, while fun, doesn't scream "play it again!" Also, I don't like the respawning enemies. I went through a long section to get to a roof in the suburbs and when I fell, I couldn't jump back up. I had to go around again, but the enemies respawned so it was annoying.

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storm025

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) playing his game years after it came out, and discovered some new stuff! the map could use a way to tell where the entrences and exists are between rooms

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Cruznick06

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah gonna be honest. I wanted to give this game a shot since its pretty well made but I just can't. The jokes aren't remotely near my style and the constant heckling of Clarence just left a bad taste in my mouth. The level design is decent and the controls are responsive. Just can't get behind the plot.

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ensouls

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) this could really use a confirmation before deleting a save.. sigh (mousepad freaked out and there goes my game)

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KidNipples

Aug. 15, 2016

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Reiknar

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Everything about the game was somewhere between "just ok" and "hah, that's kinda funny, in a bad way...". All in all woulda given 4 stars because of the retro feel, what can I say, I'm nostalgic like that (I must not be alone in that). However that space button as jump instead of the up arrow key was incredibly aggravating. Can't imagine why someone would choose that sort of key mapping, unless frustration was their goal.

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mitchells2003

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This guy lives in a freakin' mansion! You see how many toilets he has?

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Pirules

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) You know how there are things that you aren't usually fond of "with one exception"? This game is my exception for 2d platformers. love the humor

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d3agl3

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game lags like the dickens.

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DanteKenway

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I like the game and the music too! Just one thing to say: please take the moving background at the beginning of the game. I was trying to read the intro, but the background made me dizzy and I had to stop reading in order to feel better. Thanks! :D

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Neosublimation

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, a badge of the day here. Got this badge in 2013. Just got the music out of my head YESTERDAY. THANKS KONG! NOW FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS WITH A CATCHY TUNE...

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silvadel

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Heh the last time this was the game of the day, I got 18 stars out of the 100 and quit. Sad to see it up there yet again.

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SilkKitten

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Not sure if it's lag on the Kong server end or if the game is just a resource hog... It's prety much unplayable though. Takes 2-3 seconds for one > command so to try to line up where to jump and when it just does not work very well at all.

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Voronwen

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Made my first jump. got stuck in the drawer. 5/5

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denisolenison

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Nostalgia, April 2014

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Xystem4

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) The lag is so bad... but I know how awesome this game is so I have to keep trying. It's a Pseudolonewolf classic, after all

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its2l82soon

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) the dad and mom did kinda deserve it they were throwing bottles and frying pans at him

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MIXAILO_TROLL

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) just one question.WHY IS HE FAT IF HE HAVE TO JUMP SO MUCH TIMES EVERYDAY?!!!

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speedwave

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else find, his father's "Secret room" it contains an important item!

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pacogoatboy

Aug. 15, 2016

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Ugamerprox_oxX

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) nice¡!

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Vannilan

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game uses a LOT of imagination which I luv!!!

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bootigs

Aug. 15, 2016

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Rastertaster

Aug. 15, 2016

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subzero_won

Aug. 15, 2016

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AprilsMe

Aug. 15, 2016

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Bearman_13

Aug. 15, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Now we know what Wario was doing before bullying Mario.

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