Comments for Clarence's Big Chance

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miminoodle

Dec. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Once I gave him pants: Yay! I won't have to see his asscrack anymore! *Looked again on ladder*: Oh, never mind :P

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Cocobeear

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) (gets fired) Level 3 complete!

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Cocobeear

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) God, who puts milk in the oven?

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Kidk0327

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) delirious:this game stinks!!!vanoss:no it does not!!!

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King_Fudge

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is the perfect game for Wario: A) You stink, apparently B) You are greedy C) You are fat

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King_Fudge

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When you crouch, you look like a messed up Wario.

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thebananalives

Nov. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "this is a telly. As we all know, merely walking beside it will store a copy of one's soul inside it." Well then.

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fibbooo1

Nov. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I came here from the alora fane blog. I'v been a fan of mardek more or less since they came out, and I loved this game, but I never realized that you were the same developer! Awesome job

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LS95

Nov. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You know it's a bad day if you spend hours searching for your pants.

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profaml2

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Stripter what like classical music?!

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profaml2

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) where is the item from 3rd level (work)?

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loopo455

Oct. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't crush the cat,but I crushed the dog because I don't like dogs.

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CrackAttackChi

Oct. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'd be pretty aggravated too if my house leaked this badly, all my furniture was on fire, and a bunch of alley cats running around my pan throwing wife.

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roboto56

Oct. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not sure why it got down rated, but i have to say this is one of my all time favorites to ever grace this site. It's amazing, I've beaten it 100% so many times i can't count but i treasure it all so much. The music, the enemies, the witty dialogue and humor, it's got it all. I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

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pieeater12349

Oct. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) my girl is into coumpter but yet only for emails don't make sense to me

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Fristi61

Sep. 26, 2014

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zanesanders123

Sep. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the hamburger was the only thing in between me and perfection. I will CURSE IT UNTIL I DIE IN MY FEELING SICK GRAVE

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cureded

Sep. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) to bad I didn't realize until after I did this, I forgot to sign-in. :(

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cureded

Sep. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) took me 2 hours! but I finally dot every ending!

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Dalamite

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After playing for about 5 hours, I've finally finished the game on 100% with the perfect ending. This game is fantastic, I absolutely loved every pixel of this experience. While some of the music was a little bland, a few other pieces were extremely enjoyable. Hats off to Pseudolonewolf for another masterpiece. 5/5

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reoxy

Sep. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 2 hours in: IVE GOTTEN THE SHOWER!

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ClockwerkzHybrid

Sep. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am thinking of the Cartoon Network cartoon "Clawrence" XD its really much like this XD

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qwis100

Sep. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) omg I got Gertrude I am dateing Gertrude

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DB888

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Tip: to get any ending beloow neutral you have to restart and play to NOT get suit, good gifts and necklece. I tried to have just all dialogue options bad for it, but no way.

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cricketer13724

Aug. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) where are the trousers?

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SlimeKing3

Aug. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I wish I could fall off a bookcase 2 stories high an dnot get hurt! I also hope I don't get colorblind staring at everything blue!

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Ineedzzzzz

Aug. 19, 2014

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ArcadeJunkie

Aug. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) painful love story :P

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Pokerpo

Aug. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @YoucantbutIcan right click in game scrub, ironic name lol

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RedTigerMeowz

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Game: Clarence is a 35-year old fat sack of horse manure who still lives with his parents. Me: XD XD XD

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onawhitehorse

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 'Mickey Mousecapade' has been haunting my dreams for years- so this here is somehow both terrifying and nostalgic. I don't know how I feel about it, to be honest. I really hated that NES game, but I still have the cartridge. I'M SO CONFLICTED. The theme's great, though.

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Luci_Rae

Aug. 1, 2014

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pyrus248

Jul. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Detailed map of each level with items, coins and enemies marked. http://figverse.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Clarence%27s_Big_Chance_Maps (Not my work. Props to the creator!)

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YoucantbutICan

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Can't mute the sound. Not only do you have fun playing this game hours on end, you also go crazy because this song has been haunting my sleep day in and day out.

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FinalHero2

Jul. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That suit's magic.

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ulyssealexander

Jul. 2, 2014

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tomy2741

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The hamburger is a lie

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KillerOfWar

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love how "Sally" was defending that man must not see women as objects, how women have been treatened as second-class-citizen and so, while she works as a Stripper... Kinda weird, if you ask me :D

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Gonkeymonkey

Jun. 27, 2014

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh but I'm glad I still get the Best Ending.

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Kztze

Jun. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I regret ignoring the warning to not take the burger!!! IT GAVE PERMANENT BAD EFFECT!!!!

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Your parents hired some plumbers to repair your pipes..... .....Just don't let them close to a mushroom and you should be fine." | Me: "They got a flower, and a star..."

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Kztze

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don't know if it's just me, but it's hard to stomp on some creatures (e.g. rat)

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zombibro

Jun. 19, 2014

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BlackDitch

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) please tell me I'm not eh only one having trouble with dissapperaing blocks

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mkenz24b

Jun. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) is it bad i didnt kill the cat?

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Atrius2014

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You know, this seems like a lot of effort for a date. That's probably why I've never gone on one.

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hunterdahege12

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm, I wonder what my date's profile is? "She's a faithful Christian." *Stops playing game* *Runs around room screaming "WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?"

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Ady84

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After I playing in his house (that seemed big) i exit and i say: What the... so small is his house?!

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kurumi21

May. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) :D i enjoy it :D

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