Don't Shit Your Pants
by Rete
Don't Shit Your Pants
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Description
A survival horror game.
How to Play
Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.
This is an all typing game. To begin, type "play" and press ENTER. Type instructions such as "open door" to perform different tasks.
If you're stuck, make sure to "look" at everything you can.
Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!
*To see the credits, type "credits" in the title screen.
FAQ
What is Don't Shit Your Pants?
Don't Shit Your Pants is a text-based puzzle game developed by Rete and published on Kongregate.
How do you play Don't Shit Your Pants?
In Don't Shit Your Pants, you type in text commands to help a man avoid soiling himself before he gets to the toilet.
Who developed Don't Shit Your Pants?
Don't Shit Your Pants was created by the developer Rete.
What are the main mechanics in Don't Shit Your Pants?
The main mechanic in Don't Shit Your Pants involves entering short text commands to interact with the character and solve the puzzle, making it a comedy puzzle game.
Is Don't Shit Your Pants a multiplayer game?
No, Don't Shit Your Pants is a single-player experience.
Developer Updates
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Comments
Kegso
Apr. 21, 2010
wew!! i got it!! 1) type: pull door , pants off , sit on toilet , shit 2) pants off , shit 3) just type : shit 4) pull door , sit on toilet , shit 5) type : suicide 6) fart gently , take pills , and then just wait 7) u get it automatically with 6) 8) before u start the game type shit 9) pants off , wait for the time to end Final) complete all other awards KEEP THIS ONE ALIVE (the other one is more complicated)
jetned2
Jan. 12, 2012
That awkward moment when you take your pants off BEFORE you get in the bathroom
Tobids
Nov. 21, 2011
How is this game NOT educational? I just learned how to shit properly.
cheese874874
Jul. 28, 2010
if you type "stand" it says "you stand up even more than before". i lol'd
Matovent
Oct. 07, 2012
Based on a true story...