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Based on a True Story Badge

Part of the Pixel Pack quest.

(15 points - 99,371 awarded)

Goal Checklist:: 10 awards unlocked – You must return to the main menu for this badge to be awarded! It's the screen right past the one that lists your awards. Bonus hint: Your pants have pockets. [Best so far: ]

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Current Achievements (See all achievements for all games)

Based on a True Story Badge (medium - 15 points)

10 awards unlocked – You must return to the main menu for this badge to be awarded! It's the screen right past the one that lists your awards. Bonus hint: Your pants have pockets. [Best so far: ]

Created by: Rete

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Description (Game published on 2009-02-16)

A survival horror game.

Updates

Hooray for badges.

**Our humblest apologies to all our fans. The only sure-fire fix for the persistent badge bug meant a loss in all save files. We’re really sorry for all the trouble.

Instructions

Start by clicking next to the tiny arrow on the bottom left corner of the game window.

This is an all typing game. To begin, type “play” and press ENTER. Type instructions such as “open door” to perform different tasks.

If you’re stuck, make sure to “look” at everything you can.

Try to win all the awards and earn the title of Shit King!

*To see the credit…

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kegso

Apr. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wew!! i got it!! 1) type: pull door , pants off , sit on toilet , shit 2) pants off , shit 3) just type : shit 4) pull door , sit on toilet , shit 5) type : suicide 6) fart gently , take pills , and then just wait 7) u get it automatically with 6) 8) before u start the game type shit 9) pants off , wait for the time to end Final) complete all other awards KEEP THIS ONE ALIVE (the other one is more complicated)

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suicideman117 Levelbug22

Jun. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol if you type "play" (with the quotation marks) it says "you're an idiot."

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avocadobravado Levelbug3

Mar. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game has changed my life. And my pants.

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AlisonClaire Staff_icon

Jun. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey guys, if the badge isn't awarding just refresh and you should get it :) I'll bug greg to see if we can get it worked out so you don't have to do that, but in the mean time just refresh FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

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darkgladi8or Levelbug12

Jun. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you find the game rude, why would you play it in the first place? I mean, look at the title and guess what it's about. Don't complain about the game if you don't have the brainpower to figure out what it's about before you play.

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