Cage: Casual Genocide
by SadCatStudio
Cage: Casual Genocide
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Description
For more visit www.sadcatstudio.com
*Casual Genocide* (CaGe) is a sandbox stress-relief game for everyone! Shoot & slice through hordes of anoying Smiles. Crush & smash Smile Champions against their lust for money. And fight against the zombie pandemic. Naturally, they are here to sacrifice themselves for your well-being as you fight for your sanity.
Your wife pissed you off?
Your boss is forcing you to stay overtime again?
You beloved cat pooped into your new shoes?
Feel like destroying something?
Wanna bash, crash and rip things apart?
CaGe is just the thing you need!
- 12 unique weapons to unlock and upgrade - unleash misery and pain upon Happies.
- Non-existent story! Yay for TL;DR crowd :D
- Pure, casual, unstoppable, relaxing... violence.
How to Play
-Kill whatever you see
-Collect coins
-Buy upgrades
-Unlock new weapons of misery and violence
-Overcome your Rage by killing Smiles and Champions
-Craft Sigils of Power from Hearts of Champions
Comments
SadCatStudio
Dec. 11, 2014
Hi guys, i am the guy in charge of SadCatStudio.
I would like to inform you that the version of the game on Kong is not the latest. We tried updating but... Ech. You know what? I'll spare you that PR propaganda and sweet-talking. Kongregate has a rather obscure system when it comes down to uploading game. It was all good when the only browser games were made in Flash. But today - Flash is just one of many. Our game is made in HTML5.
And as we learned it "the hard way", Kongregate's HTML5 games support is just... broken. If you are interested "why exactly" have a read:
http://www.kongregate.com/forums/4-game-programming/topics/454433-html5-game-refuse-to-update.
Before this issue won't get sorted - our hands are tied. I can only advertise you to play the game on Newgrounds (where we are featured) or on Gamejolt. Both of that platforms has Casual Genocide up to date. Until Kongregate will not fix its system - we cannot update CaGe on here :(
SadCatStudio
Dec. 11, 2014
PART 2/2
More about HTML5:
Because of HTML5 you don't need to instal Adobe plugins. But also it works "not so great" on old, operating systems. Such as Windows XP. Additionaly - Firefox for some reason is very lazy when it comes down to developing HTML5 compatibility, same goes for Opera. Which is a shame because Chrome and accursed Internet Explorer has that working flawless.
So if you are having weird glitches or anomalies - try the game in Chrome and see does it repeat. Sadly we have no control over Firefox or WinXP.
But i learned we should have put some sort of warning if the player is trying to play when having WinXP/Firefox. We'll learn from that.
This way or another - Hope you enjoy our debut game! Even a bit :)
The game shines more when you are pissed or/and angry hehe.
~SadCat of SadCatStudio
dvea
Dec. 10, 2014
Today my employees piss me off, customers piss me off, my husbend pisses me off, everybody piss me off... but there is Casual Genocide where I can make these litte ugly happy faces cry and then kill them all :) And now life is good :)
Thanks! Filling in the need - check! :)
enlightnedkc
Dec. 09, 2014
That is crazy fun, loved the gauss rifle! XD
Glad you are enjoying it! :)
SteliosS10
Dec. 11, 2014
walkthrough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9B2U-a7AaM