Comments for The Linear RPG

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razonia

Aug. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol, when I got to the end, this happened: "the final dot isnt an inn! THE FINAL DOT ISN'T AN INN! HEEELP!"

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Mariondoe

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My usual strategy for any RPG. Just go forward till I can't survive anymore, get frustrated and rage quit, never touch the game again for a year, have a sudden urge to play it again, continue where I left off, realize I've forgotten how to play, start over from the beginning.

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xan99

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I slept during this game.. i woke up feeling wet.

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MegaBoyZ

Dec. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If i wanted a pegacorn, is the Bruce Lee speed setting an add-on or is it included in the package?

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Machettiman

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Press + if you want a pegacorn

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Garloz

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Not only it's a funny concept to begin with, but it's also bloody well executed. + fav (and now I feel like going back to final 6 lol )

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redghostmage

Dec. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The dungeon of Shampoo holds the most valuable item in a RPG. Soap. Think of all the slime you could kill with it!

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WarchiefNazgrull

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how spot on this game is to a vast majority of linear rpgs. Especially the part where Kliche goes introspective and comments on the fact that he didn't need to do any of the freaking quests the "bad guy" gave him and just got a freaking locksmith. Lulz for days on this one.

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TehAvocado

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) tseret nievol... haha took me a second (read it backwards)

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AlcatrazE

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SPOILER ALERT: Kliche wakes up feeling wet

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ronconauta

Jul. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Liked the "game" but i liked the graphic even more! I hope you are working on an another idea that uses a similar style!

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ParfaitEtranger

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow. Nice story. Who needs art works and complex characters, when you can have the simplest game ever!

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Isa0196

Apr. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) At the beginning, press left for a while the click out of the frame of the game WHILE HOLDING LEFT to gain xp without pressing any buttons. in fact, you can use another webpage meanwhile. Once you're ready to play the game, just click back in.

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Rawen91

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know you're addicted to J-RPGs when you decide to grind until you reach max level...

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vicktor0

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) When I saw the "...or is it?" it got my hopes up that there was still more to the story =[

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Salamence19

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I feel sorry for the fools who rated this 1/5. It's not their fault they can't read.

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wuster1989

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hold the left and right key to run in place :)

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ilikecheese86

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Can there be an expansion where you raise the level cap and add an extra line?

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Mordrick

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Flash of genius! But, has anyone managed to defeat this "Sorrin Kcuhc" Guy ??? I tried about 100 times but I can't defeat this last, damn 8th pegacorn!!!

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IGryph

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this is lies lies lies... Everyone know its impossible to reach Bruce Lee speed. He went back to the Future, present,past, and back again. Unless that pegacorn was secretly a DeLorian there is no way they reached that speed

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Liesmith

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love that the girl's name is an anagram of "Love Interest"...and that's about as deep the characterization gets on most Final Fantasy games. Loved this game, though I would've liked an option to just be able to scroll over the text once you get to the final dot so the line isn't in the way.

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Locke427

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) As with every JRPG, I took some time in the last area with the intention of maxing out my level, however after finding out how tedious it would be, becoming bored with the combat system, and finding out that there's no secret dungeon to justify such a feat or make it easier to do, I quit around level 55.

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Mercernary235

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) ugh the stealth level is so hard. i had to find a glitch that just let me pass :P

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QuellanThyde

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I spent some time grinding myself up to about lvl 40 near the second turn and ran the rest of the track with no problems. Wow, it really *is* a JRPG!

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PineyMike

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Tseret Nievol... Hmm looks a lot like Love Interest backwards. :D

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Alathon

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Even after I beat the game, I kept aimlessly leveling up for awhile longer. Who else did the same thing?

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glennard

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I donno.. It's a bit too linear for me... ;) 5/5

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Kitahito

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The story was somewhat out of line :)

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shade5450

Dec. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Ok, this definetly needs to become an MMORPG.

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Angryhobo

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ha, funny that the female character's name (tseret nievol) is 'love interest' spelled backwards.

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altis101

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wow, this guy is really wet.

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Draconic645

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Please make a Linear RPG 2

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SlimeMasterA9Z

Feb. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love these sarcastic games, 5/5

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ChaoticBrain

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) HUGE GLITCH: At level 74 and beyond, HP does not properly max out at 9999, and instead continues to rise will beyond that point. (I wish I could say that I was joking about grinding that far.)

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cowgonemoo

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) here is how to beat the underwater temple Alright, just before the giant crab eats Tseret,use the chuck Norris summon spell. This will cause an Easter egg where the Constantinople dragon will switch your body with chuck Norris, This will allow you to summon Tseret and you . when you summon Tseret after she is eaten nothing happens, before he is eaten he appears as Missingo. when you summon yourself lolcats appear and when you summon Okay, as for the cheeseburger locations i can only tell you one \look behind the statue of Mr. Tnorris and you will see a switch, don't pullit but look at it for 10 seconds then summon yourself and the lolcats will yell i can haz cheesburger? and it will appear.

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Piklets

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Kliche woke up feeling very wet indeed? ;)

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hell_fire301

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How many times was it that he woke up feeling wet?

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nimmongel

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Best. Ending. Evar. "it had all been a dream, a WET DREAM" ...

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Terminbee

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) you can earn exp just by running left right when you start the game :)

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CaperTyRee

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why does the guy always wake up wet? im starting to suspect something.

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vidgamekid84

Jan. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lol...Am i the only one who kept running around even after finishing the story?

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ggppjj

Jun. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I need a walkthrough.

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shatteredicexeke

Feb. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish grinding was this easy in other games

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SarahGirl

Dec. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) got to level 64, gets a bit pointless after abpit level 60

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Knightpnyou

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) pegacorns fart rainbows and shit diamonds, chuck norris has 8, well,if it farts rainbows then, nyan cat is getting ready for war

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Gameguy602

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who say the game sucks... That's sort of the point. The dev is making fun of JRPGs.

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Spidey1231

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @wow you can do that and when ur life is low u can go to a dot to heal and repeat.

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laner275

Jan. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want a sequel...

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Cryzer

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) simple, fun and.... i donno... just simply a great story? 5/5 for Pegacorn!!

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AznxRob

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) @adridude lets see you try to make a game like this or a better one, but i see on ur profile just a fantastic contraption... and that one was crap...

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