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mf90

May. 31, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) any space ship that could safely navigate between the stars would be nearly impossible to damage, even with nuclear weapons.

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dudebro1234

Apr. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone else noticed that the cans are the size of humans, yet each alien we see is approximately the size of a human? I smell a conspiracy.

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crewboyzracing

Mar. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) wtf I had 6 girls and I died

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crewboyzracing

Mar. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) stage 2 is hard

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BeardPirate

Mar. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) why are cows flame-proof? I'd rather eat roast beef than........man skin.......

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BeardPirate

Mar. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Don't know why Nan is under rating threshold. He's RIGHT!

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Coledeclan

Feb. 10, 2016

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Coledeclan

Feb. 9, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) On level 2 you have to get 6 girls, simple, right? Well no, you can't get anything in between getting the girls

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Coledeclan

Feb. 9, 2016

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DCarrier

Feb. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) That moment you realize you lost and then frantically search for the reset button before realizing the programmer forgot to put it in.

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NanJ4

Feb. 1, 2016

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ImplosionOfDoom

Jan. 6, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) There needs to be some kind of badge for the number of times we've killed Elvis (and his impersonators, and his clones and his reincarnations...)

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Menegildo

Jan. 5, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) ¡Una secuela por favor!

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rroxiebly7

Dec. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) game is fun but challenging, poppy like :>:>:>:>:>:>

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Strategems

Dec. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) man in a can 100% redneck. does that mean the abducted cows are rednecks?

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Strategems

Dec. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) alien: mmmmmmmm tastes like chicken.

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talesitol4

Sep. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Kid:i like tractor and aliens. Kid:A TRACTOR RAY? Kid:lets go in the ray

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pengunick

Aug. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Man In a can! Not actually 100% Redneck

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Omegamech

Jul. 27, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It's Pretty Fun and Challanging!

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CosminM33

Jul. 1, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!

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Shyrckt

Jun. 25, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Ummmmm, can you guys really know why Elvis meat was many?

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caleph

Jun. 9, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Redneck 1. Ooo, aliens are attacking, lets jump off into its tractor beam. Redneck 2. No, that's stupid, you have to jump off into the burning tires.

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KatarzynaG

Mar. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) TAK TAK TAK

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VladislavK12

Feb. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) what is the name of the country song

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fantasticburger

Feb. 3, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) tinned food? body parts? hillbillys? hillbillys body parts in a tin!

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goomba_squad

Jan. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) why are there so many elvises are they his kids or some clones.... i just dont understand...

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goomba_squad

Jan. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) acievements... please?

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sokob4n

Jan. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) very good game, and so fun

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petermax

Dec. 23, 2014

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jonathan88888

Dec. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) alien:oh look elvis! im gonna get him O_o hes... so... fat...

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cab656

Dec. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How is it possibly to kill 40 people with a truck?

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MacAttak

Dec. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) man-in-can 100% redneck!Abducts cow.

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pioj

Nov. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Lol upgrade max and the all mission

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Skeleton011

Nov. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) asd

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Ninjaf0ssil

Nov. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Am i the only one who thinks the alien voice sounds like it's saying 'gather up the scumbags'?

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JamesB515

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A spaceship strong enough to survive the heat of entering a planet's atmosphere can be damaged by thrown pairs of shoes. Seems legit.

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dude768904

Oct. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if we all killed elvis 2 many tough but BLAM! so many blood of him!

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DB888

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Females are juicy? Lil bit 18+

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reaver1280

Sep. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How the hell does a boot do damage to an interplanetary spaceship when thrown by a noodle armed little girl?!

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shionkagekao

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) its cool when it gets updated :D

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donutboy224

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @996311 the point of upgrading the grinder is getting more money per human/cow you abduct

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Ninjaf0ssil

Aug. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) We are sorry to recall our 'Human chunks' range, as we discovered bits of splintered rock, primitive fabric, primitive time telling devices and bovine products. We are more deeply sorry than when we discovered 'traces' (10 - 50%) of another animal classified 'Horse'.

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SaltySeaKing

Jul. 31, 2014

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jonathan88888

Jul. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is great,an alien spaceship that abducts people is fun but lvl 4 is impossible for me

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996311

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What's the point of upgrading the grinder, exactly?

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TheMooingZ

Jun. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i found a bug where you cant move 1 way the way is random

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okmqaz

Jun. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) We at Abduction! Inc. assure our you that we only use 100% human meat with no bovine related substances contained in our tins. Thank you for your business. Want juicier human meat? Try our new Elvis Bits!

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Neider

Jun. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Funny game, but i think lvl 4 is way to hard.

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Dapoxd

Jun. 24, 2014

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Sorrda

May. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was on the last level....I restarted my game NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That new game button should be second down. It makes you want to click it because its first. It should also ask do you want to do this? Yes or No. That would prevent this from happening.

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