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it would be good if there was an abort button so you could flee with the man on a can and not lose all of them that you had collected on a level + if you agree
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FBI Agent: Sir, an alien is abducting our forces! FBI Director: Quick, drive up in your limousines and chuck some cows out!
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I think the reason they have a spaceship that can be damaged by a pitchfork is because they hired a very cheap spaceship, and the guy who let them borrow it probably found it in the dump
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why Elvis? it could have been anybody! Michel Jackson, Justin Bieber (fail spell D:), ANYONE! hm, since Elvis has a lot of meat in him, he problem heard 'You've got a lot of 'guts' there Elvis' over 1,000 times, he is quite heavy too, oh well...
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A spaceship strong enough to survive the heat of entering a planet's atmosphere can be damaged by thrown pairs of shoes. Seems legit.
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They throw things to me.All humans in one place.Plans are in place. *abducts all humans in one go* People:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Alien:Your fault by staying together. LOL!
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damn, I never figured out Soldiers dressed in black could fire homing lasers buildt in America to actually destroy a top-quality attacking space ship o_o
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Redneck 1. Ooo, aliens are attacking, lets jump off into its tractor beam.
Redneck 2. No, that's stupid, you have to jump off into the burning tires.
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More Badges = More Positive Feedback... I Beleive If This Game Were Advertised Or Put In The Games Spotlight It Would Be A Hit! +1 For Agreement!