Comments for Mike Shadow: I paid for it!

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Braxium

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) uh... actually it would be a good way to get rich in real life. just hit the immortal box and it will spill coins, forever!

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Darkninjalucian

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what the hell is that soda machine made of?!

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revoc123

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Cuts a building in half with a single katana strike, sees zombies and runs away.*

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blueboy75290

Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) upon further inspection the machine was made entirely of Nokia cell phones

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MikeTheGod

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I want that vending machine made into a suit of armor for me in all my RPGs I play! >:D

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batias

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing for 3 hours it dawned on me that the vending machine will not break open. .-.

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Overlordmeh10

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mike: hm...? i have 1000$.... should i spend it to buy weapons and destroy the vending machine so i can get my 1 soda can? or should i use it 2 go 2 shopping market and make 500 of them?.... ill go with the weapons. ^^

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persom115

Sep. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the person who made the soda machine should be in the army or hired in nasa so everything can be indestructible.

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obolisk0430

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dude, I have a rocket launcher, a lazer gun, a magic sword, and a bulldozer, among other things. Why am I scared of zombies/cops?

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acolyte989

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *HITS WITH CHAINS IN AWESOME MOVES* DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME MY FREAKING 50$!!!!!

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Zelda_Lover26

Jan. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know, I love these kinds of games. I really honestly do. Games like these are good for relieving stress of any kind. Mad at someone at your school? don't take it out on the person, come to this game and use a lightsaber on a vending machine. Pissed at your boss? blow the vending machine away with a Mech. I give this game a total 5/5, just because it can helpful in relieving stress (which I can have a lot of). All the other stuff just makes it even better (a ligthsaber?! I mean, a LIGHTSABER?!? Being able you use that in any game is just a whole 'nother kind of awesome).

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Cloudie4

Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In a world of shadows and violence, vending machines have the ability to stand up once it's been knocked over...

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noodlien

Nov. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Im not always mad about soda machines. But this one... This ones GOING TO HELL"

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TeddyTheGreat

Dec. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In one of the ending a soda pops out and hit him in the face... he got his soda.

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coold210

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *looks down* hey there's a penny under of it

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luigiman39

Sep. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) There are several things in this game that amaze me. 1) Why doesn't he ask for help? He's got an army of archers... 2) With all the money he's getting, why doesn't he just try again, or go to the store and buy one? 3) WHERE THE HELL DOES HE GET LIGHTSABERS FROM?

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jharv1212

Aug. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's not hard to make cash you just need to find a group of abilitys that work together. I can get over 1000 in 1 turn

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Billybob_The_III

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Note: In case of WWIII or a zombie apocalypse hide in vending machine until it's over

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Shadowario64

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of those "DUDE, CALM THE F**K DOWN!" moments.

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darkwarrior42

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Keynup: I believe people downrate for off-site features because some people (myself included) prefer staying on the same site as much as possible. In general, I find Kongregate to have a better design than a lot of other sites, and dislike feeling that I'm being pressured to go to another site to get the "real" game. Typically I won't downrate if it's a few features that I don't feel are essential, but if they're substantial or powerful that merits a downrate from me. Facebook integration in the actual game itself, of course, is an automatic 1/5 from me, on principle; if I wanted Facebook crap, I'd be on Facebook, not Kongregate.

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LucasN82

Jul. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) What kind of store does this guy go to? "Okay, men, we have a special order that we need done immediately. We need two lightsabers, a full-sized army of Spartan soldiers, a 4-story-high battle mech suit, a high-frequency atom-thin katana as wide as the condo across the street, a rocket launcher, and a photon cannon. We need this done ASAP. Wait, is that the customer over there..? What's he doing to- OH GOD, HE JUST PULLED A LAMPPOST RIGHT OUT OF THE CONCRETE! AND HE'S BEATING UP THAT- HOLY BISCUITS! HE JUST SUMMONED A GIANT DRAGON THING! AND THAT VENDING MACHINE IS JUST ABSORBING THE FIRE!"

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DemKonregaterz

Dec. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Damn, that must be one good soda.

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saitheshinobi

Jul. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) can summon a freakin dragon, cant get a can of soda out of a vending macine

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imdxboy118

Jul. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) has powers to summon a dragon *police car comes *mike hides* *

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lcpjrbr

Jun. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Escapes intact from a Chuck Norris punch, God Hand, and a MOTHERFUC*ING MAGIC FIRE DRAGON ROAR, but get pierced by a soccer ball (WTF?)

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Targetstar

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...i remember when i tried to do that... it fell on me

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Athang

Sep. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A really great feature you could add is to queue the next attack, so you won't waste any time or patience between attacks.

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sydmanone

Aug. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) it's a verry good game, but if you could bind the attacks to the number keys, that would be awesome!

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Ratman666

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Tanoku... if you read like "ta no ku", in portuguese, in a very slangy way, it will mean "it's in the asshole". Anyway, nice game. Some badges would be nice too.

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rihard999

Jan. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) For some reason i think he is mad att the machine because of this: *Puts in the first coin* Mike:Ok...for some reason itt didnt come out... *2nd coind* Mike:Whatever... *third coin* Mike:You little.... *4th coin* Mike:I am gonna..... *and 5th coin* Mike: FREAKING DESTROY YOU!!

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jelle83

Jul. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i can buy a nuclear thingy but i cant just buy another soda?????????

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megadoomseed101

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ever notice that when mike uses katana lvl 3 he cuts down a skyscraper right ? well most of the lights are on.... so mike just killed ALOT of people

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spaceraider5

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) your telling me that the katana doesn't slice the through the soda machines, but it slices the building behind it??? MINDBLOWN

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shadownero50

Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is cool 5/5. I found out about it by accident. Make badges for it to be popular and have more plays. P.S. "I AM GOING TO DO THE SAME THING TO THE VENDING MACHIENE WHEN IT DOSENT GIVE ME BACK MY CHANGE!!!"

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dudeman11234

Jun. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) normal person: aww man I really wanted a soda :( mike shadow:GIVE ME MY SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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TnikaT12

Mar. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) l like this game very much

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fireman6000

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The T on the vending machine stands for; Titan Titanium, I think you will find it is the stronger metal ever created ^_^ :D

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Lweenie345

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So thats where Chicks come from...

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JosephK82

Aug. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i want my soda now

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avis1465

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Check his power level" "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!

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virusat

Aug. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) immortal machine o.O

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Tankarion

Nov. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im pretty sure this is a vending machine-shaped nokia phone

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quer11

Jun. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This soda machine is the safest place in the world XD

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vladi36070

Oct. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Summons a mega meteorite that can annihilate the whole planet/a whole nuclear strike/super mega kami shot/can travel through time/summon the "God" and still afraid of zombies?* :D

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SweetySorrowful

Apr. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So wait, I can kick a ball through it, but my guns, and swords don't even dent it?

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CellDamage420

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah you'll spend a million hours playing this game, because thats how long it takes to earn enough cash to upgrade anything.

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TheNextMutation

Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Got all of the OP moves, sees police and hides* Best Logic Ever

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MoDMaG

Jun. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the machine just stands up itself...

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NorrizZD

Sep. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want the premium items... does Mochi Games even exist anymore?

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megadoomseed101

Dec. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how is it he can afford rocket launcher, bulldozers, lightsabers, and balls that are CLEARLY invincible. yet wastes his life to get a two dollar soda?

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