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blueboy75290

Apr. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) upon further inspection the machine was made entirely of Nokia cell phones

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revoc123

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Cuts a building in half with a single katana strike, sees zombies and runs away.*

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Darkninjalucian

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what the hell is that soda machine made of?!

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MikeTheGod

Jan. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I want that vending machine made into a suit of armor for me in all my RPGs I play! >:D

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Overlordmeh10

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Mike: hm...? i have 1000$.... should i spend it to buy weapons and destroy the vending machine so i can get my 1 soda can? or should i use it 2 go 2 shopping market and make 500 of them?.... ill go with the weapons. ^^

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darkwarrior42

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Keynup: I believe people downrate for off-site features because some people (myself included) prefer staying on the same site as much as possible. In general, I find Kongregate to have a better design than a lot of other sites, and dislike feeling that I'm being pressured to go to another site to get the "real" game. Typically I won't downrate if it's a few features that I don't feel are essential, but if they're substantial or powerful that merits a downrate from me. Facebook integration in the actual game itself, of course, is an automatic 1/5 from me, on principle; if I wanted Facebook crap, I'd be on Facebook, not Kongregate.

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Targetstar

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...i remember when i tried to do that... it fell on me

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spaceraider5

Mar. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) your telling me that the katana doesn't slice the through the soda machines, but it slices the building behind it??? MINDBLOWN

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hegchog

Feb. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Crap when you start playing a game and you look at the time and its 2:30 am you realize what little of a non pix-elated life you have .

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coold210

Feb. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *looks down* hey there's a penny under of it

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rowjo

Jun. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) imagine if every body done this when they got nothing from a machine :D

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shadownero50

Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is cool 5/5. I found out about it by accident. Make badges for it to be popular and have more plays. P.S. "I AM GOING TO DO THE SAME THING TO THE VENDING MACHIENE WHEN IT DOSENT GIVE ME BACK MY CHANGE!!!"

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yaydoom

May. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Mike Shadow! He's Our Man! If He Can't Do It, God Help Us.

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darksonicrevenge

Mar. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow this is awesome!!!!! I come here when i'm so pissed off and I want to hit something really hard and now that I see this I can take my anger,stress, and pissed off in NO TIME :D I love this game 10/10 EXCELLENT MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sephirothfan

Apr. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What the hell? Is that vending machine made out of Chuck Norris?

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Zelda_Lover26

Jan. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know, I love these kinds of games. I really honestly do. Games like these are good for relieving stress of any kind. Mad at someone at your school? don't take it out on the person, come to this game and use a lightsaber on a vending machine. Pissed at your boss? blow the vending machine away with a Mech. I give this game a total 5/5, just because it can helpful in relieving stress (which I can have a lot of). All the other stuff just makes it even better (a ligthsaber?! I mean, a LIGHTSABER?!? Being able you use that in any game is just a whole 'nother kind of awesome).

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Ratman666

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Tanoku... if you read like "ta no ku", in portuguese, in a very slangy way, it will mean "it's in the asshole". Anyway, nice game. Some badges would be nice too.

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XjoellX

Nov. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it was definetly not made in china

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virusat

Aug. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) immortal machine o.O

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velhos5

May. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) as far as i knew nokia produced only cellphones... Seams they made a machine that produces endless money, food and cannot be destroyed (like their phones)

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CellDamage420

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah you'll spend a million hours playing this game, because thats how long it takes to earn enough cash to upgrade anything.

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eleroth

Mar. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i wonder if i could survive a blast from a nuke while inside.

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Magistro

Aug. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) imagine how many bubbles will come out when you finally open the soda can xD

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Ravlin

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The creator of the soda machine ethir been very paranoid or very smart (probably both), As he made the most strongest thing ever built that man has never seen before. The official mike shadow proof (or resistant), ethir way, its entertaining.

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DemoniacShadow

Jun. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ok , finished in 2h33 soda machine exploded.

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hreed6242

Jan. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I bet the soda machine is made of antimantium

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mojosman411

Nov. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Three words-WANT BADGES NOW.

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McHamz

May. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is Awesome !

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persom115

Sep. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the person who made the soda machine should be in the army or hired in nasa so everything can be indestructible.

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rihard999

Jan. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) For some reason i think he is mad att the machine because of this: *Puts in the first coin* Mike:Ok...for some reason itt didnt come out... *2nd coind* Mike:Whatever... *third coin* Mike:You little.... *4th coin* Mike:I am gonna..... *and 5th coin* Mike: FREAKING DESTROY YOU!!

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3Chris28

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Daaaang, if that's Fire 1, then I don't think I wanna see Fire 2. *goes through manymanymany levels to buy Fire 2 anyway* Me: *uses Fire 2* ... HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS.

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iPrestige

Mar. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Mike Shadow: Demigod

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dustycaleb

Apr. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) upon closer inspection the vending machine was discovered to be made entirely out of Nokia phones...

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tyberius777

Apr. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If you look very carefully you can see that the vending machine still dosent have a scratch on it

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cccmmm

Mar. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) fires a laser gun at a soda machine zombies come scared the crap out of him

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Umnity

May. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It would have been nice to be able to use 0-9 as hotkeys. I found that kept losing precious 'patience' because of a mis-click. Other than that, 5/5 :)

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Zach666666

Feb. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This vending machine is so strong a building could fall on it and it wouldn't have a scratch. What is it, Made out of bedrock?

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lianne36

Oct. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) doesn't he ever notice that it isn't plugged in

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Braxium

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) uh... actually it would be a good way to get rich in real life. just hit the immortal box and it will spill coins, forever!

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obolisk0430

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dude, I have a rocket launcher, a lazer gun, a magic sword, and a bulldozer, among other things. Why am I scared of zombies/cops?

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Shadowario64

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is one of those "DUDE, CALM THE F**K DOWN!" moments.

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acolyte989

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *HITS WITH CHAINS IN AWESOME MOVES* DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME MY FREAKING 50$!!!!!

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batias

Dec. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After playing for 3 hours it dawned on me that the vending machine will not break open. .-.

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Cloudie4

Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In a world of shadows and violence, vending machines have the ability to stand up once it's been knocked over...

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Drax80

Jan. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i agree with darkwarrior42, games with locked features make me became very sad, this game should be a 4/5 but i can't rate more than 2/5 because the game is using kongregate site forcing peoples to go away from here or asking money for unlock some virtual skill. i think mochigames have enough money having many ads on kong so isn't necessary my visit, kong have thousands of games 1 less mean many others to check.

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mattman62

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) its a pride thing now

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dominiquefsa

Aug. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) oh yeah !!! hit me ! again ! HIT ME ! AGAIIIIIIIIIIN !!!!!

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Star_100

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The Vending Machine is made of Nokia Inc.

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AidanG4

Jan. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) he can learn the force but cant break a soda machine

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ok2bme

Oct. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'd rate this game higher if it had a save feature. I don't play it as often b/c I have to start over each time

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