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This game is like being fired through the imaginary meal scene from Hook while robot trumpet ants throw stones at your brain. But it's very more-ish.
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"Memrrtiks, Suashem: The Missing Manual". Press Z to start playing. You control a black tractor-shaped thing. Your goal is to shoot and avoid the black ghost-shaped enemies. Your ship shoots constantly in the last direction you moved, unless you hold down Z to "strafe". Ghosts appear in groups of 2 to 6 and home in on you. Square "ripples" will show you where the ghosts are about to appear. It can be hard to tell the center of the ripples, but there are only a few patterns and you'll come to recognize them. After four groups, you'll see an INCOMING warning, and there will be a stampede of lots of little ghosts or a few giant ghosts crossing the screen. As far as I can tell, there's no indication of which direction(s) the stampede will come from. The next wave of ghosts will appear while the stampede is still crossing, so keep an eye out for their ripples. When you get a high score, your score number will be superimposed on top of the screen, making the game much more difficult.
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Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. This is whoa to teh max. 5/5 AND faved. It took me a while to figure out you had to push enter to start though.
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OMG, "Managementese" reference in the game description. Can't believe I only noticed this today. 5/5 again, this is simply the best game ever. Worse than Airplane Adventures though.
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Wow. Just... wow. I can take about 5 seconds of this and that's it... fortunately that seems to be when an enemy randomly teleports under me and kills me anyway...
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The music and background changes as you change directions. It's a 4.5/5 for me-- but I have trouble finding out where the stampede will come
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Really should have a disclaimer for rapidly flashing lights, but this game almost gave me a seizure. The game itself is actually really fun and addictive. Great game, crazy graphics.
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Though I'm a little worried that my eyesight may be worse (seriously, all the cones in my eyes desperately trying to keep up for 1 minute of gameplay is having visual repercussions), that was disgustingly addictive... once I figured out what was going on. Great design that I will try to never look at again.
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Good concept and amazing colors.
One problem is that you don't get enough of a warning when things are about to spawn. If I'm hanging out near the middle of the screen, something will always spawn on top of me, so what I do is camp the top, usually shooting downwards and holding z. This makes it very luck-based, since I can't survive an INCOMING from above.
I got 54350 this way, although it didn't submit for some reason.
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The INCOMING seems to come from a direction which seems to be random each time, might be based off of your helicopter's position
Amazing game
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Love how getting a high score blocks all of your screen, making the game even way harder. Never hated getting a high score that much...
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Background is annoying ghosts spawn everywhere tractor is weird all in all I have absolutely no idea how to get a highscore But GOOD GAME
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Interesting concept, though not entirely new. Some direction would be nice, but I was able to figure out the game. Lose the annoying SFX. In all, 3/5