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Dannniel

Jun. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are Mr. Man, the silent pedo, destined to drill children. Not even joking, wtf.

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graciekajitsu1

Dec. 09, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) + if you are laughing this shit up :) there needs to be a third one

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shloomroom

Jun. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Another amazing one!! "You are: Hitlers dad the silent video game player destined to do nothing about Europe"

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JoshBot111

Jun. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You are Hitler's Hernandez the Raging Warrior destined to Slay Poland....Ironic right?

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shepperson716

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I am Ultra Jesus, the bringer of super heroes, & I'm destined to kill myself?... O_O

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CookieFangirl

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am destined to re-educate the trolls? This is gonna be a hard day)

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SoraKaozu

Mar. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am Master X the massive Christian destined to wrestle with god?

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stievenson

Jan. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "you are a jesus assasin the first overlord destined to turn lead into vikings" :))))))))))))))))))))))))

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xfire21

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am psycho Sarus the chosen one superhero destined to have sex with all STDS. O_O

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SaedenJahranja

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I did it twice. The first one wasn't so good, but the 2nd one said: You are Mr. Woman the brutal camwhore destined to spill coffee on Bill Cosby. MR. WOMAN?!?!1

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RandomPoem

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Behold! I, Jesus McMuff, the Fabled Pedo, am destined to drill two bears at once. Hot.

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Nathanielxx

Dec. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *looks at the button* I am...*click* omega...*click* Christ (sweet) The *click* blood thirsty*click* overlord (omg this might be awsome) destined to *click* defeat (OMG ITS GONNA BE SOMETHING AWSOME) *click* cakes..... ლ(ಠ_ಠლ) it has been foretold

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EbilWulf

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are Jesus Christ, the Feared Superhero, destined to Rule all the Heavens. I'm not a Christian, so this scares me.

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godoflegends

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are basement jim the brutal boy destined to microwave his sister.

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EnconHUN

Nov. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You are Mr. Jackson the hopefully last pedo destined to sleep with all children

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relentlischoas

May. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You are good old jesus the brutal pedo destined to end all the heavens..that'll work...

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Shishkebab

Mar. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You are father advocate, the immortal superhero destenited to sell cakes" YES, MASTER! I WILL DO WHAT YO WISH!

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supercooler8

Dec. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You ARE eternal assasin the evil,evil masteroll destenied to drill god. LOL

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dominic00

Nov. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why would you even try right clicking in this game? lol

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jojorah

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "You are the last jesus the cold blooded master troll destined to rule all heavens"

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pink_dragon

Jan. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i am the tiny girl the hope of the king designed to have sex with all europe

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dbzrocks2backup

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I Am Eternal Man The Perfect Assasian Destined to do nothing about aids....

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SilverKiller

Nov. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Im Good old Jim The Heroic King Destined to murder and pillage everything

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KittenQueen715

Jan. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) You are Commander Assassin, the unstoppable superhero, destined to end all Russia.

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Sabin7

Jan. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am Samuel L. Saurus, the Chosen Meme destined to Slay Original Content.

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MeshMusican2

Jan. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am Super Sniper the Very Angry Behemoth destined to have sex with all mankind?!

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fizzg

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am pussy simon, the feared mastertroll, and im destined to have sex with all of russia... O_O

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DrSmiles12422

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "why are you even right clicking this game?" ROFL

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Zyrden

Apr. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am eternal kong the unstoppable tripfag destined to steal all original content. And nothing can stop me!

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clumpy

Dec. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You are super assassin the fabled savior destined to microwave your mother

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gorilaman

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You are Jesus Christ the First Boy Destined to Microwave Vikings.

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thegodyone

Aug. 02, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) ummm i am faggy-kun the right boy destined sleep with all children O____O I want to die

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Durvan

Feb. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i am fat sniper the chosen video-game-player destined to have sex with all my sister? O_o anyone who agrees this game is screwed up hit +

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MINTINI

Jan. 12, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) You are: Lonely Bob The One And Only Superhero Destined To Subdue All Cakes

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BurningViper92

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are silent asspie the feared boy destined to spill coffee on two bears at once.

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started

Jan. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You Are Super Mario, The Chosen One, Destined to Snack on Mushrooms... Yeh.. thats true.. this game can read!

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Frostysangel

Jan. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm also MegaChan the hopefully last christian to die to two bears at once...Christians have died to two bears at once before?

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sampeng1

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i am Wonderful Savior the Chosen Wizard destined to Have Sex with all Pokemon

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kelt44

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am Jesus Christ, the man-bear-pig, destined to kill God?!

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Volria

Dec. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am Samuel L. Jackson the Bloodthirsty Viking-Prince destined to end all Vikings. Well, that's lucky and ironic!

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Simleo24

Sep. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are Ultar Man, the bringer of super hero, destined to defeat God

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nevUS003

Jul. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am hitlers mom the chosen tripfag destined to lead all cakes!?!

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SephirothXXI

Jun. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Easy to please virgin the sexy weirdo destined to get a girlfriend O.O

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japanesesquirrel

Jul. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Why would you even try right clicking in this game?" XD

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Mammott

Jun. 30, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Don't right click.

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evan10

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You are Super Savior The One and Only Savior Destined to Pillage Your Mother!

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tatrow

Jan. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I am Long Jon Man the First Killer destined to Steal all the internet...its all mine now :)

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masterSardor1234

May. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am commander simon the one and only viking prince destined to microwave trolls

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box7t

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I am good old jesus, The fabled hero destined to save all mankind...This reminds me of someone up in heaven...

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cowgirlcora

Jan. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I am the good old video game player the marked pedo destined to invade children....

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