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Joshiba1

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This one person went into my hotel just to go from one laundry to another, washing his clothes for days, breaking 3 machines in the process, then complained about the queue in the laundry

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dubesor

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I stalked a customer. *April 11th: Checkin at reception, April 29th, arrive at room, stay there for 1 second *May 31st Wash clothers *July 5th Disco *September 3rd Go to room for 1 second *September 26th Checkout reception *October 11th leave hotel property. SUMMARY = He spent half a year at my hotel just to wash his clothers once, and have a dance at my disco. He spent like 9k. What a waste of life LOL

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strikeferret

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More elevators would be great." 25% of my hotel is high capacity elevators, should I just put a bed in one for you?

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Bobsson

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The solution to the elevators is entirely stupid, but it works: Build a three-level elevator, then an ordinary room above it, then another three-level elevator above that. Then build a three-level elevator in an adjacent column so that it links the two. Your guests will zig-zag their way up and down, but because the elevators come almost instantly, they don't complain about waiting. Upvote this and lets get it onto the top five.

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Pr0spekt

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Builds hotel of pure elevators, customers finally satisfied.

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avengingme

Sep. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so i get a 5 star hotel, and then decide to destroy all of the elevators. the only thing the guests complain about is not having various services... lmao... YOU'RE NOT MAD THAT YOU'RE STUCK IN MY HOTEL FOREVER?!?!?

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Iain456

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd be worried if I was spending $270 at an arcade

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swita

Apr. 1, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I'd make a comment like all the others questioning the complaining about elevators, but looking how fast time seems to pass (these guys take 3 days to check into the hotel) I would say they have the right to complain when you wait 5 days for an elevator to arrive.

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Gastly101

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More Elevators" Well, what happened to stairs you lazy butts!

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electo

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why can't we build stairs? lazy ass customers

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M3G4TR0N

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After getting to 30 floors of nonsense and a 5 star rating, I fired all my employees, removed all my elevators, and destroyed every square of the hotel. The dozens of people who were stuck on various floors could only complain about the lack of reception and that there was nobody cleaning rooms. I urged them to jump, but it appears they would rather just stand there and hold their breath. What a bunch of whiners.

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Magica1156079

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My hotel consists of 50 rooms, 9743 elevators... People seem to be impressed with elevators these days!

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lavalamp221

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know, once you get a five star hotel, there should be a stairs option. Unlimited capacity, no wait, goes right to your floor, also functions as a gym. Maybe they'd all stop whining about elevator waits.

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ordo1138

Sep. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love screwing with people here. I put a bowling alley next to the open air cafe (no peaceful meals), the laundry rooms next to the beauty salon (smell clothes and perfume) , the movie theater and the disco (noisy movies) and a few low class rooms in between the presidential suites to make a few of those normal customers feel awkward

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Jappards

Dec. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We can all be honest here. I'd also complain if I had to wait for an elevator for two straight days..

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namdrib

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kongregate Impossible badge for Theme Hotel - Get no 'elevator' complaints for 1 year

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GraysonSuorez

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First thing the game asks is whether or not to mute sound, before it even plays loud-as-hell titles? I'm in love.

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bezo93

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you." "Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"

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Hengcz96

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, the customers dye and style their hair themselves and it still cost 540 each....

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LaFlibuste

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, but completed relatively quickly. Also, there need to be a ore practical way to track your employees. How many you have, what they are doing atm, give them ponctual orders or a set of orders (assign to floor X, etc.). There should also be a more practical way to reorganise your hotel when you want to make room for some new stuff you unlocked. And you should have a refound when you destroy something. At least half the price...

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HelloLion

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game should be called Elevator Tower.

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jorikill

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades: For exemple: you should be able to upgrade elevator to increase capacity and/or speed you should be able to upgrade your Restaurant, to add more tables (and thus increase capacity) You should be able to even upgrade staff (upgraded staff work faster) You should also be able to put staff on ONE floor, so they don't go around working on every floor (if you have the maximum floors, that's pretty hard, coz the maids suddenly notice dirt on the upper floors, they ALL go there, and there's no-one to keep the 5th floor tidy)

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EricPower

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry but for a 39 floor hotel i don't need 7 big elevators and 3 staff elevators... other then that great game!

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puddinguy

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $30 to stay in a SUITE and $540 to use the beauty salon and people are saying Prices are amazing! Highly reccomended!

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CrazyCyfro

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gym should be placed vertically, and renamed "Stairs".

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Oopioppi

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice if we could remove part of the elevator shaft without destroying the whole thing.

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zzzzzzzz414

Jul. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Why are you cleaning a random mostly empty room WHEN THE FLOOR BELOW YOU IS LITERALLY KNEE-DEEP IN GARBAGE. USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE YOU VACUOUS CLEANING WENCH.

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forehedder

Sep. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The bowling lane's line is too long!*overcrowded bowling alley with deserted alley directly above it*

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laborer

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i guess i'd complain too if i waited 9 days for an elevator.

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PapaGrimbow

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What ever happend to the lost art of using the stairs?

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GnaeusMorosus

Mar. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The architect that allows me to put an open-air cafe directly underneath a swimming pool. Yeah -- he clearly knows what he's doing.

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AntiTomPartyBoat

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "super hotel but there is no bowling" who says this??

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Flip1299

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $6 a night in a 5-star hotel. ...but they charge a thousand to sit by a swimming pool.

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Devean

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It would be good to add an option to move a room or facility, instead of destroying it and building anew.

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fredthebadger

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) it's so odd watching a guest spend twenty days getting to their room after checking in, sleep for 8 hours, then take twenty more days on their way to surf the internet for five days straight.

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TurnipEntropy

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No two star hotel has a bowling alley.

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edwardwong

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, until you need to use the ELEVATOR The queue is pretty disturbing. 3/5

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ilovedottie

Feb. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Actually let me rethink that... this dud just waited 3 months for an elevator

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Atomic1991

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just followed a guest from check in to his room. It took him 17 days to get from the desk to his room. And after check in he waited a WEEK to just get on the elevator, and it took two days to get to his floor! No wonder everyone demands more elevators, I would be pissed if I waited a week to get on it and then have a day day trip to my floor.

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ITA_MeRLiN

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Select the name of your hotel: HELL Now my proud receptionist is the happiest person when he says: "Welcome to HELL, I hope you'll stay for long!"

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Erinlove

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) These people wont me happy until my hotel is 80% elevator shafts lol.

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NamelessMinion

Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I named my hotel Elevators. The people just can't get enough of it.

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BlakeR15

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think you should be able to click somewhere out of the game without it pausing, because it gets boring just sitting there, staring at them, having nothing else to do..

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bobbobx2

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I had kinda ignored people who wanted internet until I had enough money to buy an internet thing...... bad idea..... instead of giving me 1 thumbs up cause there was no internet, now they are giving me 3 thumbs down cause there is too big of a line...... I shoulda just not bought it at all

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Ceasar

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) $6 to stay for the night... but $1080 if you want to use the pool. This hotel has a strange business model.

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Milambier

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When my customers go to the Gym, they have to go up 11 floors, they get there, then they say "well, that's my exercise" then go back down...

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Tg97

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Would you happen to have another place to check in?" "Yeah, but it's on the 49th floor... and apparently the elevators are always crowded..."

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TobiasShamtul

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know, not having stairs is a real fire hazard.

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akendzio

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After building a 5 star hotel, I proceeded to fire nearly all the staff and watched garbage pile up in the halls and mildew stain the walls. I have one person in all of reception, and a waiter in one cafe. $20,000 profit a month.

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Marsume

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game. But instead of building yet another elevator I think i'd rather open all the windows on the top floors. "Express checkout". Its a win-win. Plus with the week waiting time to get on one it's an option they would explore...

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