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laborer

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i guess i'd complain too if i waited 9 days for an elevator.

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strikeferret

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More elevators would be great." 25% of my hotel is high capacity elevators, should I just put a bed in one for you?

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dubesor

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I stalked a customer. *April 11th: Checkin at reception, April 29th, arrive at room, stay there for 1 second *May 31st Wash clothers *July 5th Disco *September 3rd Go to room for 1 second *September 26th Checkout reception *October 11th leave hotel property. SUMMARY = He spent half a year at my hotel just to wash his clothers once, and have a dance at my disco. He spent like 9k. What a waste of life LOL

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Bobsson

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The solution to the elevators is entirely stupid, but it works: Build a three-level elevator, then an ordinary room above it, then another three-level elevator above that. Then build a three-level elevator in an adjacent column so that it links the two. Your guests will zig-zag their way up and down, but because the elevators come almost instantly, they don't complain about waiting. Upvote this and lets get it onto the top five.

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LaFlibuste

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, but completed relatively quickly. Also, there need to be a ore practical way to track your employees. How many you have, what they are doing atm, give them ponctual orders or a set of orders (assign to floor X, etc.). There should also be a more practical way to reorganise your hotel when you want to make room for some new stuff you unlocked. And you should have a refound when you destroy something. At least half the price...

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Pr0spekt

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Builds hotel of pure elevators, customers finally satisfied.

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Jappards

Dec. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We can all be honest here. I'd also complain if I had to wait for an elevator for two straight days..

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chialian

Aug. 12, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) So it costs several hundred dollars to watch a movie, go swimming, eat at a restaurant, but only $6 to stay over night?

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M3G4TR0N

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After getting to 30 floors of nonsense and a 5 star rating, I fired all my employees, removed all my elevators, and destroyed every square of the hotel. The dozens of people who were stuck on various floors could only complain about the lack of reception and that there was nobody cleaning rooms. I urged them to jump, but it appears they would rather just stand there and hold their breath. What a bunch of whiners.

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CrazyCyfro

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gym should be placed vertically, and renamed "Stairs".

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lavalamp221

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know, once you get a five star hotel, there should be a stairs option. Unlimited capacity, no wait, goes right to your floor, also functions as a gym. Maybe they'd all stop whining about elevator waits.

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namdrib

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kongregate Impossible badge for Theme Hotel - Get no 'elevator' complaints for 1 year

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Ceasar

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) $6 to stay for the night... but $1080 if you want to use the pool. This hotel has a strange business model.

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edwardwong

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, until you need to use the ELEVATOR The queue is pretty disturbing. 3/5

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PapaGrimbow

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What ever happend to the lost art of using the stairs?

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Flip1299

Dec. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $6 a night in a 5-star hotel. ...but they charge a thousand to sit by a swimming pool.

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avengingme

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) so i get a 5 star hotel, and then decide to destroy all of the elevators. the only thing the guests complain about is not having various services... lmao... YOU'RE NOT MAD THAT YOU'RE STUCK IN MY HOTEL FOREVER?!?!?

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Magica1156079

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My hotel consists of 50 rooms, 9743 elevators... People seem to be impressed with elevators these days!

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Hengcz96

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, the customers dye and style their hair themselves and it still cost 540 each....

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Erinlove

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) These people wont me happy until my hotel is 80% elevator shafts lol.

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Iain456

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd be worried if I was spending $270 at an arcade

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GraysonSuorez

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First thing the game asks is whether or not to mute sound, before it even plays loud-as-hell titles? I'm in love.

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puddinguy

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $30 to stay in a SUITE and $540 to use the beauty salon and people are saying Prices are amazing! Highly reccomended!

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Oopioppi

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice if we could remove part of the elevator shaft without destroying the whole thing.

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HelloLion

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game should be called Elevator Tower.

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Milambier

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When my customers go to the Gym, they have to go up 11 floors, they get there, then they say "well, that's my exercise" then go back down...

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Tg97

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Would you happen to have another place to check in?" "Yeah, but it's on the 49th floor... and apparently the elevators are always crowded..."

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electo

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why can't we build stairs? lazy ass customers

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TurnipEntropy

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No two star hotel has a bowling alley.

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jorikill

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades: For exemple: you should be able to upgrade elevator to increase capacity and/or speed you should be able to upgrade your Restaurant, to add more tables (and thus increase capacity) You should be able to even upgrade staff (upgraded staff work faster) You should also be able to put staff on ONE floor, so they don't go around working on every floor (if you have the maximum floors, that's pretty hard, coz the maids suddenly notice dirt on the upper floors, they ALL go there, and there's no-one to keep the 5th floor tidy)

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GnaeusMorosus

Mar. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The architect that allows me to put an open-air cafe directly underneath a swimming pool. Yeah -- he clearly knows what he's doing.

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Devean

Oct. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It would be good to add an option to move a room or facility, instead of destroying it and building anew.

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AntiTomPartyBoat

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "super hotel but there is no bowling" who says this??

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BuffaloWizard6

Aug. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) My guests never visit their rooms, yet somehow entire garbage bags end up outside.

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dudee46

Aug. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) It took me a month and a half for me to get to my room. Then I spent $1,200 on a movie. Three thumbs up! I will stay here again!

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bezo93

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you." "Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"

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Atomic1991

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just followed a guest from check in to his room. It took him 17 days to get from the desk to his room. And after check in he waited a WEEK to just get on the elevator, and it took two days to get to his floor! No wonder everyone demands more elevators, I would be pissed if I waited a week to get on it and then have a day day trip to my floor.

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Pwntachi

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) People pay 1080$ to go to the pool... Yet all they do is lay on the chair? I BUILT THE POOL FOR YOU TO SWIM IN! D=<

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L3THALBROWN3R

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) really needs a staircase...

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countzinzendorf

Jun. 19, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) i left it on overnight, got several million dollars, and bought 100 presidental suites. Then I bought all the expansions and filled every inch of space left with disco bars, with one capacious elevators,now im at -$100000 10/10 game would play again

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fredthebadger

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) it's so odd watching a guest spend twenty days getting to their room after checking in, sleep for 8 hours, then take twenty more days on their way to surf the internet for five days straight.

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NamelessMinion

Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I named my hotel Elevators. The people just can't get enough of it.

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ordo1138

Sep. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love screwing with people here. I put a bowling alley next to the open air cafe (no peaceful meals), the laundry rooms next to the beauty salon (smell clothes and perfume) , the movie theater and the disco (noisy movies) and a few low class rooms in between the presidential suites to make a few of those normal customers feel awkward

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Darkbyrd

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Welcome to the "Stuffit Inn"! Here's your room key, and we ask that you please not throw your filthy linens and 30lb sacks of garbage into the hallways, abstain from washing what appears to be boulders and dynamite in our laundry rooms, and if you say anything about the elevators, you will be promptly thrown down one. Enjoy your stay!"

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Mucupurulent

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lovely presidential suite, no, i didn't mind the 4 bowling lanes surrounding it.

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Mnoppee

Mar. 16, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) One of my guests just spent two days looking out a window. Lol.

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Gastly101

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More Elevators" Well, what happened to stairs you lazy butts!

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RadienX

Aug. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Guests, could you stop breaking the machines in the laundry rooms... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

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zzzzzzzz414

Jul. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Why are you cleaning a random mostly empty room WHEN THE FLOOR BELOW YOU IS LITERALLY KNEE-DEEP IN GARBAGE. USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE YOU VACUOUS CLEANING WENCH.

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akendzio

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After building a 5 star hotel, I proceeded to fire nearly all the staff and watched garbage pile up in the halls and mildew stain the walls. I have one person in all of reception, and a waiter in one cafe. $20,000 profit a month.

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