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Joshiba1

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) This one person went into my hotel just to go from one laundry to another, washing his clothes for days, breaking 3 machines in the process, then complained about the queue in the laundry

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dubesor

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I stalked a customer. *April 11th: Checkin at reception, April 29th, arrive at room, stay there for 1 second *May 31st Wash clothers *July 5th Disco *September 3rd Go to room for 1 second *September 26th Checkout reception *October 11th leave hotel property. SUMMARY = He spent half a year at my hotel just to wash his clothers once, and have a dance at my disco. He spent like 9k. What a waste of life LOL

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Iain456

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'd be worried if I was spending $270 at an arcade

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strikeferret

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More elevators would be great." 25% of my hotel is high capacity elevators, should I just put a bed in one for you?

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Bobsson

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The solution to the elevators is entirely stupid, but it works: Build a three-level elevator, then an ordinary room above it, then another three-level elevator above that. Then build a three-level elevator in an adjacent column so that it links the two. Your guests will zig-zag their way up and down, but because the elevators come almost instantly, they don't complain about waiting. Upvote this and lets get it onto the top five.

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Pr0spekt

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Builds hotel of pure elevators, customers finally satisfied.

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zzzzzzzz414

Jul. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Why are you cleaning a random mostly empty room WHEN THE FLOOR BELOW YOU IS LITERALLY KNEE-DEEP IN GARBAGE. USE YOUR HEAD FOR ONCE YOU VACUOUS CLEANING WENCH.

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Magica1156079

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My hotel consists of 50 rooms, 9743 elevators... People seem to be impressed with elevators these days!

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forehedder

Sep. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The bowling lane's line is too long!*overcrowded bowling alley with deserted alley directly above it*

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LaFlibuste

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, but completed relatively quickly. Also, there need to be a ore practical way to track your employees. How many you have, what they are doing atm, give them ponctual orders or a set of orders (assign to floor X, etc.). There should also be a more practical way to reorganise your hotel when you want to make room for some new stuff you unlocked. And you should have a refound when you destroy something. At least half the price...

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ordo1138

Sep. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love screwing with people here. I put a bowling alley next to the open air cafe (no peaceful meals), the laundry rooms next to the beauty salon (smell clothes and perfume) , the movie theater and the disco (noisy movies) and a few low class rooms in between the presidential suites to make a few of those normal customers feel awkward

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namdrib

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Kongregate Impossible badge for Theme Hotel - Get no 'elevator' complaints for 1 year

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Jappards

Dec. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We can all be honest here. I'd also complain if I had to wait for an elevator for two straight days..

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M3G4TR0N

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After getting to 30 floors of nonsense and a 5 star rating, I fired all my employees, removed all my elevators, and destroyed every square of the hotel. The dozens of people who were stuck on various floors could only complain about the lack of reception and that there was nobody cleaning rooms. I urged them to jump, but it appears they would rather just stand there and hold their breath. What a bunch of whiners.

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lavalamp221

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know, once you get a five star hotel, there should be a stairs option. Unlimited capacity, no wait, goes right to your floor, also functions as a gym. Maybe they'd all stop whining about elevator waits.

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EricPower

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm sorry but for a 39 floor hotel i don't need 7 big elevators and 3 staff elevators... other then that great game!

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GraysonSuorez

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First thing the game asks is whether or not to mute sound, before it even plays loud-as-hell titles? I'm in love.

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Hengcz96

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, the customers dye and style their hair themselves and it still cost 540 each....

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HelloLion

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game should be called Elevator Tower.

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puddinguy

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $30 to stay in a SUITE and $540 to use the beauty salon and people are saying Prices are amazing! Highly reccomended!

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electo

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why can't we build stairs? lazy ass customers

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jorikill

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs upgrades: For exemple: you should be able to upgrade elevator to increase capacity and/or speed you should be able to upgrade your Restaurant, to add more tables (and thus increase capacity) You should be able to even upgrade staff (upgraded staff work faster) You should also be able to put staff on ONE floor, so they don't go around working on every floor (if you have the maximum floors, that's pretty hard, coz the maids suddenly notice dirt on the upper floors, they ALL go there, and there's no-one to keep the 5th floor tidy)

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laborer

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i guess i'd complain too if i waited 9 days for an elevator.

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CrazyCyfro

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gym should be placed vertically, and renamed "Stairs".

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Oopioppi

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice if we could remove part of the elevator shaft without destroying the whole thing.

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PapaGrimbow

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What ever happend to the lost art of using the stairs?

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GnaeusMorosus

Mar. 16, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) The architect that allows me to put an open-air cafe directly underneath a swimming pool. Yeah -- he clearly knows what he's doing.

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AntiTomPartyBoat

Aug. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "super hotel but there is no bowling" who says this??

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Flip1299

Dec. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $6 a night in a 5-star hotel. ...but they charge a thousand to sit by a swimming pool.

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Gastly101

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "More Elevators" Well, what happened to stairs you lazy butts!

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Devean

Oct. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It would be good to add an option to move a room or facility, instead of destroying it and building anew.

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TurnipEntropy

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No two star hotel has a bowling alley.

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edwardwong

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Good game, until you need to use the ELEVATOR The queue is pretty disturbing. 3/5

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fredthebadger

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) it's so odd watching a guest spend twenty days getting to their room after checking in, sleep for 8 hours, then take twenty more days on their way to surf the internet for five days straight.

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bezo93

Sep. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you." "Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"

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Erinlove

Mar. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) These people wont me happy until my hotel is 80% elevator shafts lol.

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Atomic1991

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just followed a guest from check in to his room. It took him 17 days to get from the desk to his room. And after check in he waited a WEEK to just get on the elevator, and it took two days to get to his floor! No wonder everyone demands more elevators, I would be pissed if I waited a week to get on it and then have a day day trip to my floor.

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ITA_MeRLiN

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Select the name of your hotel: HELL Now my proud receptionist is the happiest person when he says: "Welcome to HELL, I hope you'll stay for long!"

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NamelessMinion

Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I named my hotel Elevators. The people just can't get enough of it.

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BlakeR15

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think you should be able to click somewhere out of the game without it pausing, because it gets boring just sitting there, staring at them, having nothing else to do..

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Ceasar

Feb. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) $6 to stay for the night... but $1080 if you want to use the pool. This hotel has a strange business model.

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Milambier

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When my customers go to the Gym, they have to go up 11 floors, they get there, then they say "well, that's my exercise" then go back down...

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Tg97

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Would you happen to have another place to check in?" "Yeah, but it's on the 49th floor... and apparently the elevators are always crowded..."

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TobiasShamtul

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know, not having stairs is a real fire hazard.

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akendzio

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After building a 5 star hotel, I proceeded to fire nearly all the staff and watched garbage pile up in the halls and mildew stain the walls. I have one person in all of reception, and a waiter in one cafe. $20,000 profit a month.

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Marsume

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game. But instead of building yet another elevator I think i'd rather open all the windows on the top floors. "Express checkout". Its a win-win. Plus with the week waiting time to get on one it's an option they would explore...

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TheOriginalOneUp

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Just because something is new/unlocked, the public shouldn't be able to complain about it the moment it becomes available to me.. there should be a bit of a waiting period between when it's available and when they complain.

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PJ6211

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, because I go to a hotel and complain there is no BOWLING all the time.

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Mucupurulent

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Lovely presidential suite, no, i didn't mind the 4 bowling lanes surrounding it.

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mrsundquist

Dec. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Here is a helpful hint: don't build enough rooms to qualify for the next star until you have saved up quite a bit of money. Once you collect the next star, everyone expects you to have all the latest amenities and your popularity goes down if you don't. Then your rooms don't get full and you lose business and money while trying to buy the latest luxuries. If you wait to build the required number of rooms once you are sitting on a nice pile of dough, then when you level up you can get what everyone wants right away.

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