Comments for 300 miles to Pigsland

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malvabanks

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) thse controler suck

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qweeol

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Cutest Intro...

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alittlemoreblue

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yay hard badge adventure completed! finally! hey wait... "without losing any pig"? *facepalm*

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moses78

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yeah, major memory leak that causes massive lagging gets really annoying. But what really annoys me, is that jump is the left mouse button, but this isn't a one button game. Yeah,, you can use Z button, but again, that is a ridiculously annoying button to have to hit. We're talking three levels of the keyboard here. Just, WHY? At least let us set up our own keys.

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lehou

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game. The challenge is interesting. But the gameplay is pretty basic.

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adamator

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game is so stupid. why would anyone waste their time one. ragequit, ragequit ragequit.

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anyliser1

Oct. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The easy badge is hard to get however the pig is too small and the bear and the wolves and the birds are fast and the upgrading is too long, and tooks about maybe 5 days to complete

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Quikcksilver

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Menu music is obnoxious, the controls are all over the place, Game is a grind and overly simplistic. 1/5

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dorugu

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) bah forget this its not worth the hassle its as exiting as watchin grass grow or wet paint dry

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Creeper_009

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The "Easy" Badge is a "Hard" Badge for me, One little Easy Badge Took me like 30 minutes to finish... -_-

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edtgrv

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) tho i like the way this game looks it should just be called "hit z at insanely precise times for an hour or so before you realize the easy badge is too difficult to obtain today"

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Incarnadin

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Am I missing something? This 'easy' badge is taking forever of repeating the same EXACT thing over and over and over and over.

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Stonybrook

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dull, dull, DULL. There is no challenge, this is just grinding. Bleah.

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sirpippen

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There's always a savant out there who breezes through a game which others find hard to do. They also like to beat their own drum and rub it in.

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Stickls

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) While I had no issues with controls or lag, the game is waay too grind-y. Instead of a challenge for players, there's just a system of grinding for coins, upgrading something, and repeating. Even something like the lack of ability to vary your jump height will make you grind harder for yet another upgrade.

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Schwiggy

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh, I thought jump down meant fall faster. That makes more sense that it means to go down through floors?

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Schwiggy

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "jump down" doesn't seem to work for more regardless of whether I use the down arrow or [S] :/

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ExtremeSoldier

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is amazing but hard D:

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OptimalMoose

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Pros: Neat sound effects/music, fun artistic style. Cons: Wolf traps on ground are harder to see than they should be because of size and color (moving background exacerbates this), lack of configurable controls (the default controls are just plain alien when you're accustomed to using wasd/arrows to jump and move). Overall: I enjoyed the time I spent playing and it makes me smile to hear the pigs squeal. If you can get used to the controls and don't mind a little eye strain spotting traps, this game is solid and worthy of a play.

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Perillus

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is not fun. Which is very sad, because it ought to be. Instead, unresponsive and awkward controls just make it a grind. I mean, Z to jump up and S/down arrow to jump down?? OK, I can still work with that, except that the game lags even on the low quality setting. Not even going to go into the badges.

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Sythnet

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Personally I don't see what the problem is, this is a fun game and the controls worked pretty well for me, didn't take me too long to get the badge, at the start of the game is does take a while to get going, but once you get the jump boost + double jump and fall through falls, it's easy!

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jeslo

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Shoddy mechanics shouldnt be used to prolong a game

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kilarbourbon

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow. this is so hard.

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joshn90

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Quick fixit list: Game is too long due to unnecessary challenges with: (a) unresponsive controls; everyones mentioned this, and its because of a memory leak - restart to temporarily remove it. (b) grinding in a game with only a few upgrades e.g. needing flight for area 3, despite easily being able to get there without it and flight being so expensive: grinding should be rewarding at least. (c) restarting from the beginning. This extends the game massively, and when you're going for the hard badge you find that every little mistake irritates you as you need to restart completely if you fail. Problem is this compounds with (a). Unresponsive controls + this makes for a vicious cycle, as you get more irritated, which in turn makes you play longer. Playing longer doesnt make it more fun, infact in this case, it makes the game far less entertaining.

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LotusTrekker

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 50 coins sure, but 500 is at least a medium badge. It takes me a long time to even get 500 coins, let alone in the same run.

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CatBugNinja

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) EASY BADGE MY PIGGY BOOTY

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hunterdahege12

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Good game. 4/5.

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Kingtiger522

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Kongpanion get, 3/5 handed out. My mission is done.

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briturner

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely not am easy. well 21 weeks with a shiny broken

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Striderhien39

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) tip for the hard badge, do NOT get more pigs, they will slow you down when the first dies to restart.

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AqresiveNeurotic

Oct. 22, 2014

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Magooa

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why didn't you do [shift]+[B] for jump, [~] for fly down, and [|] for fly up?

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Oscar_n

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) up arrow to jump? down arrows to drop? double tap up to double jump? triple tap up to fly? DOES THIS NOT MAKE SENSE?

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ThunderPizza

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YEA MAN

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SentientGelatin

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THAT WAS AN EASY? 10 MEASLY POINTS? To think of the schoolwork I could've done... (I'm enrolled in an online academy)

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johnosnkids4

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Its"A Crystal is worth 50 coins" not "A crystal pays 50 coins" or something like that.

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ryanstark1989

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) absolutely LOVE the unresponsive controls!

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KizuRai

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What the hell is wrong with the controls? It doesn't respond sometimes =="

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runpaint

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why jump with Z? It should be F. F, F, F, F, F this game.

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theIcyShadow

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Get repetitive after a while. It sucks to have to rerun the start, like 50 times. Good game, but something like check points would have it better.

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BumbleF1

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game doesn't save? So you have to spend hours with the terrible controls trying to finish it in one go? Dude...

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Paxx

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Need an award for most delusional assessment of what an 'easy' badge is

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XANE_THE_DARK

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 200 coin boost type in ILOVEBIGDINO

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ColdFire2003

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There should have been an achin' bacon badge for a certain type or number of deaths. :)

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biancoverde33

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, the W O R S T (and by a great span) control configuration ever AND IT CANNOT BE CUSTOMIZED. Man you must be a freak :) The game would be nice, addicting and well designed, but you just cannot play like this :( 1/5

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Mendequez

Oct. 22, 2014

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qwertyuiopazs

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The keyboard layout is the problem with this game. Z=jump S=down W= Special. In other words, the lowest key is up and the middle key is down and they're in a confusing up-down layout. C'mon man.

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Dusky1995

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Its awesome how awful this game runs.

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mrkilljoy6

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the freaking plugg wont turn green>:(

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wscoburne

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) pig dont run 300 miles fly 300 miles

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