Comments for Pillage the Village

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nelson0090

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe it's just me, but I think if a house falls on someone they'd be dead, not dazed. Isn't that what happened in the Wizard of Oz?

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nathanbatnag

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I wish they die if you smash them to the ground. Why didnt he burn when i put his face in a campfire?

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beacker1160

Jun. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL here's a way to make a LOT of money (over some time). First, get the slave cage spell. then go to the next round, and use the slave cage on a house. But, before the slave cage hits the ground, quickly move the house away. And Ta - Da ! Everyone in the house is captured. Hope this helped :D Vote to keep this commet alive!

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Oreos23

Dec. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think i speak for everyone when i say : QUIT CASUALLY WALKING OFF THE SCREEN!!!!

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brandonbmab

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dang... these houses back then were bloody earthquake proof... --gives house another throw!--

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D3compos3r

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For a game that has so much action near the edge of the screen, to not have an autopause is kinda rude, neh? It's hard enough since my gauntlet stopped working...

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Spudd88

Sep. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you choose the evil path, you have the gauntlet and it can protect your fingers against knights' blades, very useful! Just put it on and kill other villagers, then point in air and re-put on, and the knights are not a problem anymore! Keep this up if you think is useful ^_^

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Ziljaden

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not having a full screen makes this game a lot harder than it should be.

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needo2

Sep. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) needs a shop reset

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Zarester

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) IS it a bad thing that I enjoy watching those villagers crawl, helplessly, with their broken limbs, only to then snatch them up at the last second?

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Drunknlink

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hang-glider "Blast!!! It threw me in the air... good thing I have these convenient wings!" *Deploys wings* "Haha! Look the edge on the screen! I should keep flying left and right until I safely land and then walk to safety!"

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jackdd

Sep. 4, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol it says the super guy is tough, but it says nothing about him being able to survive an anvil to the head XD

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Terastas

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game would be fun if 90% of the challenge in it didn't involve fighting the piss-poor controls.

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MikeW77

Sep. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The invisible line thing is not fixed.

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cornoth

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it would be an ok or good game if you didnt have to move your mouse outta the game box which then lags the game then causing you not to be able to do much with it.

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Darches2

Jul. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sometimes the game glitches and I can't use my syringe. The unicorn stampede is surprisingly ineffective against those damn knights.

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napolj2

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A strategy (similar to beacker1160's): get the Anvil spell. At the start of a round, activate the anvil spell--but then wait for your magic to fully recharge. Now cast the spell over a house and quickly move the house out of the way so the anvil hits all the units inside. Then pick up the anvil and keep dropping it repeatedly over the units that spawn there until it disappears (note you cannot do this with the Slave Cage!). Of course, if you have enough magic you can recast anvil and take out multiple groups of units just by picking it up and dropping it over and over again. Just be wary of knights and make sure you don't smash open any other houses. (Side note: I rarely used the last spell on the evil side since it was too hard to hit enemies with once it shrunk. I just stuck with anvil and gauntlet!).

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w3nch

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Still don't get how a parachute or wings will save someone if you pick them up and pile drive them into the ground instead of chucking them way into the sky...

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oppositio1

Mar. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha when you go to options you can set rating between censored, g-rated, PG-13 and 18+

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KuDaora

Nov. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Am I the only one who tried to burn them with the bonfire?

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dirtymosha

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anybody else got issues with villagers being invisible? :/

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rangerrecruiter

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When I start the game, the villagers disappear! Anyone else having this issue? I can see them on startup, but the disappear as soon as the level begins. I have checked flash settings, refreshed the game and browser with no luck.

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zipzap92

Jul. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Way to best kill Knights: those guys keeps cutting me up and i got sick of it. The best way to kill them is to move ur cursor to the far back of the map, then quickly go in a straight line to the front of the screen. this will always cause them to slash without hitting u if u do it right.

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jdegan

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Peasant-Throw up or Slam into the ground Blue Guy-Throw up then pop his Parachute be clicking it, then throw up of slam down Thief-Throw up or slam down, e will climb up to your money and hang at the top of the screen and steal it. After a few attempts he will run away Red Guy-Throw him up, then catch him while he is gliding and slam him into the ground White Jumping guy-Throw him up or slam him down. He jumps when your hand gets close Superman guy-Throw him up or slam him down 3 or 4 times. He will free people from your hand and intentionally try to get in the way Jet pack guy-He will use his Jet pack to fly to the left or right of the screen,keep dragging him back until he runs out of fuel then kill him normally Knight-He will slice your finger so you cannot do anything except collect gold and pop parachutes. You need him to swing at you and miss so you can grab him while he is struggling to pick up his sword again.He will need two or three attacks to kill

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zatho10

Apr. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I used to live in my cellar, but then I took a house to the chest...

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LightningBlitz

Jul. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe its just me or i don't see any villagers

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Londeyr

May. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The best part of this game is the concept; the worst part of it is basically everything else. Awkward controls, glitchy gameplay, poor optimization and a tired mechanic or three pretty much ruin any enjoyment to be had. Yes, game, I wanted to grab the corpse rather than the ninja walking off screen. Yes, I enjoy throwing the skydiver ten times because you don't recognize the movement the first nine. Yes, I also enjoy grinding levels to gain no benefit.

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DasherTheDark999

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha I ran over superman with a pony XD

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gammaraptor

Apr. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) FUS RO DAH!

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haroleste

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why does everyone in that village want to get out of there!? I think that village looks kind of nice. Exept there isn't any girls, thats probably the reason.

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Rodennt

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great. I fail once, lose all the money that i made and the spells as well. I can see them in the spell selector, i'm just not allowed to use them? WTF is that?

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DawnOfTurnips527

Sep. 4, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lmao, the power gauntlet is a nintendo NES power glove

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Snooj

Aug. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's my dream that one day game designers everywhere will realize that hovering your cursor over coins detracts from gameplay on every single game ever.

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DestinyForbidden

Aug. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For those who don't know, the hot keys for the spells are 1,2,3,4

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troopdude

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Douchebag King: *Kills thousands of villagers and steals their money* *Calls himself a pacifist*

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nannn3

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmmm... an anvil falls through your house and turns it to rubble then you just walk away? WTF?

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napolj2

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is a good game, but frustrating. It's too easy to click on the wrong unit and suffer because of it, esp. if there are lots of units on the screen. If you or an Anvil even touch a house, it will start spawning more units. Lining up your depth is too sensitive; it's too easy for your stone or anvil to miss units because it is too far or close from the screen. Coins disappear way too quickly, and there should be some 'magnet' effect that makes it faster for your cursor to collect them. It would help if you could save your game *before* deciding what to buy, so you could experiment with the upgrades; otherwise you may have to start over if you've chosen wrongly. There are also some bugs where sometimes you cannot use your first spell anymore or the game freezes at the failure screen; reload to deal with both. *Please don't rate comments like this down because they contain criticisms; fixing issues like these can be done in updates and goes a long way towards making a good game great.

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drdpiratroberts

May. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is basically impossible to play with a touchpad.

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skotto

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woah the bodys fly in the air? its a good game but i got loads of glitches

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Essad

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So flash player stopped responding as I lost. Now I'm stuck in an endless loop of "Your Conquest has Failed" taunting me over and over. It's a bit depressing.

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grogall

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) dont refresh or you'll have to start over... game is buggy for me.. can barely see peasants

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Darches2

Jul. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I hate picking up dead bodies by accident.

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blaiserzx

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This must be awkward for the people that come out of the house. Houses are destroyed, skeletons are everywhere, and worst of all, their are bodies falling out of the sky. :o

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Cin25

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know if its my computer that sucks or if the game doesn't work.

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jkdrip

Dec. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That's a lotta room in their basements.

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TaCtIcAlSnIpEr

May. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) " Father? Why do the villagers hate us so?" "I dont know......." LOL

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Dbag26

Sep. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Some tweaks the game needs: make trap doors not so near the sides of the screen (e.g Round 19, flipping ninjas coming out of trap doors by the edge of the screen from both sides...), make villagers die after chucking a house at them, make knights swing only once and make them swing slower so you can dodge their swords more predictably, make the game screen bigger, and make coin collection automatic instead of having us pick them up before they disappear and causing the game to lag. P.S for those of you having trouble missing/grabbing with your mouse, you can change the sensitivity level of your mouse in control panel options to make it faster. Also if your pointer keeps going off to the side, its probably because you're using a laser mouse without a cleaned mouse pad that's big enough. Hope this helps.

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NeilYoung

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, there is a bug that is REALLY irritating me, I'm in the 40+ levels, and I lose a lot, so I have to retry or load my file. My gauntlet will NOT work if I retry or load my file, I have to refresh the page every time, and it takes long to load.

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Dm1321

Aug. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Houses should break more easily. They keep covering villagers.

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stingo1

Feb. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Same here. Villagers are invisible.

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