Comments for Pillage the Village

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nelson0090

Dec. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe it's just me, but I think if a house falls on someone they'd be dead, not dazed. Isn't that what happened in the Wizard of Oz?

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beacker1160

Jun. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) LOL here's a way to make a LOT of money (over some time). First, get the slave cage spell. then go to the next round, and use the slave cage on a house. But, before the slave cage hits the ground, quickly move the house away. And Ta - Da ! Everyone in the house is captured. Hope this helped :D Vote to keep this commet alive!

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Oreos23

Dec. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think i speak for everyone when i say : QUIT CASUALLY WALKING OFF THE SCREEN!!!!

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Spudd88

Sep. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you choose the evil path, you have the gauntlet and it can protect your fingers against knights' blades, very useful! Just put it on and kill other villagers, then point in air and re-put on, and the knights are not a problem anymore! Keep this up if you think is useful ^_^

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Zarester

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) IS it a bad thing that I enjoy watching those villagers crawl, helplessly, with their broken limbs, only to then snatch them up at the last second?

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Terastas

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game would be fun if 90% of the challenge in it didn't involve fighting the piss-poor controls.

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jkdrip

Dec. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That's a lotta room in their basements.

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Essad

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So flash player stopped responding as I lost. Now I'm stuck in an endless loop of "Your Conquest has Failed" taunting me over and over. It's a bit depressing.

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Ziljaden

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not having a full screen makes this game a lot harder than it should be.

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brandonbmab

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dang... these houses back then were bloody earthquake proof... --gives house another throw!--

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dirtymosha

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) anybody else got issues with villagers being invisible? :/

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MikeW77

Sep. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The invisible line thing is not fixed.

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marina32121

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thieves: Might as well get some money before I die..

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ZombiWorkshop

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Is the aim of the game really to just put as many annoying fricking objects in the way of what you want to click on? FFS!

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jackdd

Sep. 4, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lol it says the super guy is tough, but it says nothing about him being able to survive an anvil to the head XD

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needo2

Sep. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) needs a shop reset

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Drunknlink

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hang-glider "Blast!!! It threw me in the air... good thing I have these convenient wings!" *Deploys wings* "Haha! Look the edge on the screen! I should keep flying left and right until I safely land and then walk to safety!"

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napolj2

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A strategy (similar to beacker1160's): get the Anvil spell. At the start of a round, activate the anvil spell--but then wait for your magic to fully recharge. Now cast the spell over a house and quickly move the house out of the way so the anvil hits all the units inside. Then pick up the anvil and keep dropping it repeatedly over the units that spawn there until it disappears (note you cannot do this with the Slave Cage!). Of course, if you have enough magic you can recast anvil and take out multiple groups of units just by picking it up and dropping it over and over again. Just be wary of knights and make sure you don't smash open any other houses. (Side note: I rarely used the last spell on the evil side since it was too hard to hit enemies with once it shrunk. I just stuck with anvil and gauntlet!).

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Kirgo

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn you knights, DAMN YOU!!!

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D3compos3r

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For a game that has so much action near the edge of the screen, to not have an autopause is kinda rude, neh? It's hard enough since my gauntlet stopped working...

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cornoth

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) it would be an ok or good game if you didnt have to move your mouse outta the game box which then lags the game then causing you not to be able to do much with it.

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napolj2

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is a good game, but frustrating. It's too easy to click on the wrong unit and suffer because of it, esp. if there are lots of units on the screen. If you or an Anvil even touch a house, it will start spawning more units. Lining up your depth is too sensitive; it's too easy for your stone or anvil to miss units because it is too far or close from the screen. Coins disappear way too quickly, and there should be some 'magnet' effect that makes it faster for your cursor to collect them. It would help if you could save your game *before* deciding what to buy, so you could experiment with the upgrades; otherwise you may have to start over if you've chosen wrongly. There are also some bugs where sometimes you cannot use your first spell anymore or the game freezes at the failure screen; reload to deal with both. *Please don't rate comments like this down because they contain criticisms; fixing issues like these can be done in updates and goes a long way towards making a good game great.

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jdegan

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Peasant-Throw up or Slam into the ground Blue Guy-Throw up then pop his Parachute be clicking it, then throw up of slam down Thief-Throw up or slam down, e will climb up to your money and hang at the top of the screen and steal it. After a few attempts he will run away Red Guy-Throw him up, then catch him while he is gliding and slam him into the ground White Jumping guy-Throw him up or slam him down. He jumps when your hand gets close Superman guy-Throw him up or slam him down 3 or 4 times. He will free people from your hand and intentionally try to get in the way Jet pack guy-He will use his Jet pack to fly to the left or right of the screen,keep dragging him back until he runs out of fuel then kill him normally Knight-He will slice your finger so you cannot do anything except collect gold and pop parachutes. You need him to swing at you and miss so you can grab him while he is struggling to pick up his sword again.He will need two or three attacks to kill

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w3nch

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Still don't get how a parachute or wings will save someone if you pick them up and pile drive them into the ground instead of chucking them way into the sky...

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DasherTheDark999

Apr. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha I ran over superman with a pony XD

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gammaraptor

Apr. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) FUS RO DAH!

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oppositio1

Mar. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha when you go to options you can set rating between censored, g-rated, PG-13 and 18+

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rangerrecruiter

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When I start the game, the villagers disappear! Anyone else having this issue? I can see them on startup, but the disappear as soon as the level begins. I have checked flash settings, refreshed the game and browser with no luck.

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zipzap92

Jul. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Way to best kill Knights: those guys keeps cutting me up and i got sick of it. The best way to kill them is to move ur cursor to the far back of the map, then quickly go in a straight line to the front of the screen. this will always cause them to slash without hitting u if u do it right.

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zatho10

Apr. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I used to live in my cellar, but then I took a house to the chest...

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nannn3

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Hmmm... an anvil falls through your house and turns it to rubble then you just walk away? WTF?

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Sunrunner1605

Mar. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Helpful Strategy* Basically, this strategy centers around the fact that the game can only load up to five enemies at a time (with the load rate of the fifth enemy being very slow). By having a constant four knights / superheroes on the screen (because they cannot leave), this means that there is only one enemy who can ACTUALLY leave the screen and therefore is the only enemy you have to worry about. To kill this enemy, simply lure the knights / superheroes away from the spawn zone until the enemy spawns. Instantly euthanasia / gauntlet him followed by luring the knights / superheroes away again. Because of the slow spawn rate of a fifth enemy, you WILL have a constant supply of mana to euthanasia or gauntlet. Repeat until spawn zone is gone. Then do the same process on the other spawn zones until all spawn zones are gone, and finally kill off the four superheroes/knights you maintained this entire time. Hooray! Hope you found this helpful!

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haroleste

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why does everyone in that village want to get out of there!? I think that village looks kind of nice. Exept there isn't any girls, thats probably the reason.

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skotto

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woah the bodys fly in the air? its a good game but i got loads of glitches

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DawnOfTurnips527

Sep. 4, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) lmao, the power gauntlet is a nintendo NES power glove

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TaCtIcAlSnIpEr

May. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) " Father? Why do the villagers hate us so?" "I dont know......." LOL

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Rogue310

Mar. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how come all my villagers are invisible? & the bully-guy disappears? a bug or glitch? any help anyone? >^_^<

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Rodennt

Jul. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great. I fail once, lose all the money that i made and the spells as well. I can see them in the spell selector, i'm just not allowed to use them? WTF is that?

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blaiserzx

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This must be awkward for the people that come out of the house. Houses are destroyed, skeletons are everywhere, and worst of all, their are bodies falling out of the sky. :o

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NeilYoung

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, there is a bug that is REALLY irritating me, I'm in the 40+ levels, and I lose a lot, so I have to retry or load my file. My gauntlet will NOT work if I retry or load my file, I have to refresh the page every time, and it takes long to load.

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MrKetch

Sep. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @JohnU15 Any reason your just copying top comments?

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Daniel1665

May. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) He he, if the ninja villagers are giving you a hard time avoiding your euthanasia shots/power gauntlet just right click and double click on them really quick. Hope it helps. Keep this up if you think it's useful.

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blakzer

Mar. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Throwing anvils on top of heroes has never been so fun!

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amritanshdayal

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Son: Dad! I still don't understand, aren't we gods? How do they even make it till our home? Father: Son! If I knew how to make a house in mid-air, I would have done it BEFORE they came to the gates...

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Tony_M

Jul. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Here are few advices. I played as pacifist so it's the pacifist's way. 1. Never skip saving as far as the game has a lot of bugs. 2. "Freeze time" and "?????" are not very useful so don't waste your money buying it. 3. I used only "Euthanasia" and "Slave cage". Upgrade Euthanasia to max. And you'll need mana batteries and power-plant. 4. In the higher levels do not kill knights and supermen too fast - they won't leave anyway, but another units will appear not so often. Keep knights and supermen in the far corner while new units appear and kill new units fast with Euthanasia (3rd level). When current house will be empty kill knights and supermens. I killed them with slave cage, but knights shuold be red when you use a cage to kill them. 5. Do not open new house before you kill all units from the previous one. If you think this comment is useful vote to keep it alive. P.S. Pardon my English :)

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HCA123

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I Play With Them Like Airplanes lol It's Fun >:D

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Cryptosporidian

Apr. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Pillage the Village, what an old classic. Certainly an original game, with lulzy graphics and some snazzy bleating sheep and rustling leaves in the background to keep up the sound. I find it very entertaining, albeit a bit difficult and a tad glitchy (for me). Nice work, Xgen.

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digitalfishE

Jan. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) game menu getting in teh way for other people?

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JUNKYDUDE

May. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can guarrantee you will become addicted..... TO JUGGLING THE VILLAGER!!!

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devoslair07

Mar. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this game is glitched i cant see any villagers unless i just click around until i pick one up

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