Comments for MoneySeize

avatar for SirKILLaLOT879
SirKILLaLOT879

Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For new players: This game might look quite innocent, but trust me, it is responsible for deaths of thousands of keyboards, mouses and who knows what else. :P

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Wirrit

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To kill the birds : Hop on them, before they fly away. Yellow bird : Flies away after a certain amount of time has passed. Green bird : Flies away if you double-jump. Pink bird : Flies away if you kill anything.

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ryguypiee

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations ryguypiee! You set a high score in MoneySeize *Sweet!* 2,182 Total Deaths view leaderboard »*Oh... Gee, thanks...*

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Serrisa

Jun. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you want a game that will kill you inside, you definitely should play this! Fun for the first 20 levels, after that..... Prepare for lot of screaming and wrecking your keyboard. I give it 2 thumbs up!

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rdrag

Jul. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Checklist: 1. Press play 2. Beat game 3. Get fingers re-attached

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Wortis

Apr. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 2234 deaths to get lvl 30 bird. i am crying blood in happiness

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spinechill21

Aug. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I believe he is building the Tower of Greed. o.o

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CrystalShadow

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it's a good thing this guy is rich, cause i'm making him have to buy A LOT of new hats...

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RagingAngel99

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is an idiot, he risks his life for a couple of coins that he could easily get with a job.

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evilbunnyEE

May. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Who came up with these levels? May they die slowly for every minute of everyone's fits of rage. They deserve to PAY for the evil they have brought onto the internet!.......Please don't start making Angry Birds levels......5/5

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Cmoney88

Sep. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *2 hours ago: DAMN THIS GAME TO A FIERY HELL OF DEATH AND TORTURE!!!*Now: Maybe ill just give it another try...

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jkdrip

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I used to think kindly of birds...

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blobbity

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Must not smash keyboard... must not smash keyboard...

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CasperJY

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why I put myself through such torture that inevitably turns into rage is the pure desire of achievement. It is these types of games (which make me feel somewhat masochistic) that are so deliciously rewarding at the end of the countless deaths.

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RPSchmitt137

Dec. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I believe my patience's limit has just extended by a mile. When you're playing this, don't forget to breathe deeply and take a break now and then, it might be hard but it's far from being impossible.

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wouterboy

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No! Level 40 is trolling me!

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raptor1998

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A secret level in a secret levels secret level... wow.

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kitten1257

Mar. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If I were him, I'd take 50 or so of those coins out of the tower and instead invest in some spike-proof boots.

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PaladinOfGames

Apr. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I do not even have to say how bloody difficult this is.

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dilliac1

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Certainly you've heard someone use the phrase "Like a sir" before. Yeah, this is the sir they're talking about.

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champelliot

Aug. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After just earning the impossible badge, I thought I may as well impart a bit of advice on the game. After you get comfortable with the game, the only real challenge is the birds. With the yellow birds, remember you can stay on the pre-spawn screen (where the level number and death count is shown) for an indefinite amount of time, the bird countdown doesn't start until you actually spawn. This is extremely important on platform or cannon levels, where you need those extra few seconds. With pink birds, remember you can duck and slide under moving objects. (This is of massive importance in S.10. Finally, for anyone stuck on secret levels, the first level is hidden in level 1, S.7 is hidden in S.1 just to the left of the wall jump challenge, and S.9 is hidden in S.7 directly under the spawn point. Talk about secret ception.

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Neorange

Jan. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i made a promise to myself that this would be my first impossible badge on kongregate; it was a dark day

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Fantasticalism

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) WARNING: use of this game can cause suicidal thoughts and actions.

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spencerator

Oct. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this game makes me wanna hug meat boy

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yoozername

Aug. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Im typeing this from my phone. care to guess why?

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Dijonius

Nov. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) TIP: Doing 500 runs of a level grabbing 1 coin every 20 times is much easier than one monster run for all 25 in one shot. XD

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Ninjab3ar

Oct. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Meatboy with double jumps, and coins... I dont expect myself to leave my house... for a while...

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I_am_a_Fish

Jun. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... Shall I put all of these coins into building the tower or into getting a new keyboard?

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Hotbiscuits

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) KongregateChat is rubbing in how much I suck at this game. "You set a Highscore in MoneySeize! Total Deaths: 400."

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HatulMadan

Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 4096 deaths on lvl 40. Yeah, you can't imagine my satisfaction. :D

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OMGcarrot

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is a fun game, but i just like horrendously hard games.

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Syrreal

Nov. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I assume , there will be a long relationship between me and level 40 this weekend.

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sammmmmy3

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 2 years, 3 computers, and 1 therapist, later i'm still not done.

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Hiya24

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Headline News: this just in- man caught on camera appearing through a random door in the middle of the forest. bystanders watched as he snatched coins from midair, jumped on a feeble pink slug, and started jumping from tree to tree. later, he crushed an innocent green bird in its nest, jumped down, and exited through another random door. the public is warned to watch out for this lunatic, now on the FBI's most wanted- he wears a suit and top hat, is fairly chubby, and goes by the name "Moneyseize". In a related story, the world's tallest tower has just grown several feet since it was last seen.

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phantombk201

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well,not never,maybe i'll come back just to look at my golden statue every once in a while..

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hylin224

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fuuuuuuuuuuuu.... this is going to decrease the lifespan of my spacebar by 2/3...

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ivod

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) one glitch - if you play this game at one computer, finish the impossible badge for example, and play the game later on an other computer, the coins amount stays the same but the deaths amount gets to 0

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Medit

Jul. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game makes you cry!

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Rowdster62

Oct. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) the last four levels will take as long as the first 30....

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srth

May. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After beating this game, I have developed a burning hatred for yellow birds.

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uwishtobeme

Sep. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew a game could make me hate so much.

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Shinytyphlosion

Nov. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sir Reginald, get a job it's for your own good.

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Roystone69

Aug. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died 4368 times in level 40. THIS LEVEL IS EVIL

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avatar for paac
paac

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If I hit shift instead of up one more time, this computer is going out the window.

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avatar for Crikt
Crikt

Jan. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I thought I was doing well, until level 2.

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mememe333

Jan. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I find It's not very hard to set a highscore for "Total Deaths"...

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0rtt

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level 1 - Collect 25 gold. Challenge accepted. 15 Minutes later: 'screw it, I'm going to play the game first'

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Mexicanfella2

Oct. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You find money in strange places, don't you?

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avatar for IanMD
IanMD

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a guy with 1074 coins in the highscores ??

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ArcticFoxKit

May. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You know this game's gotta be good when I start inventing new cuss words to express my frustration. ♥

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