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Aug. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For new players: This game might look quite innocent, but trust me, it is responsible for deaths of thousands of keyboards, mouses and who knows what else. :P

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spinechill21

Aug. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I believe he is building the Tower of Greed. o.o

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Wirrit

Apr. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To kill the birds : Hop on them, before they fly away. Yellow bird : Flies away after a certain amount of time has passed. Green bird : Flies away if you double-jump. Pink bird : Flies away if you kill anything.

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Serrisa

Jun. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you want a game that will kill you inside, you definitely should play this! Fun for the first 20 levels, after that..... Prepare for lot of screaming and wrecking your keyboard. I give it 2 thumbs up!

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rdrag

Jul. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Checklist: 1. Press play 2. Beat game 3. Get fingers re-attached

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Wortis

Apr. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 2234 deaths to get lvl 30 bird. i am crying blood in happiness

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yoozername

Aug. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Im typeing this from my phone. care to guess why?

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champelliot

Aug. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After just earning the impossible badge, I thought I may as well impart a bit of advice on the game. After you get comfortable with the game, the only real challenge is the birds. With the yellow birds, remember you can stay on the pre-spawn screen (where the level number and death count is shown) for an indefinite amount of time, the bird countdown doesn't start until you actually spawn. This is extremely important on platform or cannon levels, where you need those extra few seconds. With pink birds, remember you can duck and slide under moving objects. (This is of massive importance in S.10. Finally, for anyone stuck on secret levels, the first level is hidden in level 1, S.7 is hidden in S.1 just to the left of the wall jump challenge, and S.9 is hidden in S.7 directly under the spawn point. Talk about secret ception.

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RagingAngel99

Jul. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This guy is an idiot, he risks his life for a couple of coins that he could easily get with a job.

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kitten1257

Mar. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If I were him, I'd take 50 or so of those coins out of the tower and instead invest in some spike-proof boots.

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caffeinedean

Mar. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) First try: 5548 deaths. Second try: 1821. Third try: don't know yet, but I lose no matter what for spending so much time on this godforsakenly addictive game. Nice job YMM315.

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Medit

Jul. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game makes you cry!

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blobbity

Nov. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Must not smash keyboard... must not smash keyboard...

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dilliac1

Feb. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What a gentlemanly test of dexterity! I may not be done with the game, but I'm doing well and only had to reattach my fingers twice!

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srth

May. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) After beating this game, I have developed a burning hatred for yellow birds.

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AlexanderP38

Feb. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ..wow i just started and the first secret lvl is hell already raging lol....IM LOVING THIS GAME!!!

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raptor1998

Sep. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A secret level in a secret levels secret level... wow.

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AlexALEX2

Jul. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just finished this game. That was very hard badge.... I thought that it is impossible to earn 1010 coins.. But now i've finished this game and all became much easier then i thought earlier.good work,YMM35! You made one of the greatest platformer game of all time! Thank youvery much. And Good LUCK to pther players to earning this Impossible badge!!!

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CasperJY

Aug. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why I put myself through such torture that inevitably turns into rage is the pure desire of achievement. It is these types of games (which make me feel somewhat masochistic) that are so deliciously rewarding at the end of the countless deaths.

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DanielD78

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finished the game... I don't know what to do next, this game has became part of my daily routine. :D

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CrystalShadow

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it's a good thing this guy is rich, cause i'm making him have to buy A LOT of new hats...

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Tiksu

Nov. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 2376 deaths for impossible badge. Worth it :)

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evilbunnyEE

May. 31, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Who came up with these levels? May they die slowly for every minute of everyone's fits of rage. They deserve to PAY for the evil they have brought onto the internet!.......Please don't start making Angry Birds levels......5/5

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RPSchmitt137

Dec. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I believe my patience's limit has just extended by a mile. When you're playing this, don't forget to breathe deeply and take a break now and then, it might be hard but it's far from being impossible.

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wouterboy

Nov. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No! Level 40 is trolling me!

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Cmoney88

Sep. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *2 hours ago: DAMN THIS GAME TO A FIERY HELL OF DEATH AND TORTURE!!!*Now: Maybe ill just give it another try...

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jkdrip

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I used to think kindly of birds...

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yourmomdad

Dec. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I have survived several hours of gruesome finger tortures. This was the hardest game EVER. I cried with blood when I finished lvl 40. I finished this game and got the imp. Best game ever. 5/5.

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dilliac1

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Certainly you've heard someone use the phrase "Like a sir" before. Yeah, this is the sir they're talking about.

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jordan13589

Sep. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It has been over a year since I beat this game, but it was such a challenge then that I had to come back to it. Thanks to the creator for making a challenging yet beatable and rewarding game.

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HookedOnOnyx

Oct. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, Sir Reginald MoneySeize II, Esq., what exactly does this tower of yours do? Becuase unless it emits a beam which cures every disease in the world, promotes world peace and ends global warming forever, I don't see the point of putting my body through this excruciating pain for anything less.

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elmotinak

Jan. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder how many keyboards you need to get that impossible badge

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phantombk201

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Well,not never,maybe i'll come back just to look at my golden statue every once in a while..

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phantombk201

May. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got it! perfect game if it weren't for the terrible lag and sudden sliding in the later levels,i still can't give this less than a 5/5 though,and i will NEVER play it again :D

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PaladinOfGames

Apr. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I do not even have to say how bloody difficult this is.

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Fantasticalism

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) WARNING: use of this game can cause suicidal thoughts and actions.

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paac

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) If I hit shift instead of up one more time, this computer is going out the window.

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DocAscii

Mar. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1010 coins gets you magic code - 12510184036 1-25-10-18-40-36 Levels 1 (S1), 25 (S4), 10 (S2), 18(S3), 40 (S6), 36 (S5). What it means beyond that, I dunno. + me to find somebody to use this info.

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mikelikespie

Dec. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) With the birds, the mass spike spam, and ridiculously hard levels, forget the tower. I'd keep the money i already have, this job didn't even have a health plan.

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Dijonius

Nov. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) TIP: Doing 500 runs of a level grabbing 1 coin every 20 times is much easier than one monster run for all 25 in one shot. XD

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x_Becky_x

May. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I think my eyes were ripped out.

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MechanicalKnight

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 3.50? This is way too underrated. Must be rage quit newbs who cant handle a plat-former that rated it down.

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rabid2

Mar. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I've been playing this game steady for 11 hours, have died more than 4,000 times,I have bruses on my wrists, blisters on 3 of my fingers, am bleeding from my eyes...... does anyone else love this game.

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Ninjab3ar

Oct. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Meatboy with double jumps, and coins... I dont expect myself to leave my house... for a while...

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uwishtobeme

Sep. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew a game could make me hate so much.

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0rtt

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level 1 - Collect 25 gold. Challenge accepted. 15 Minutes later: 'screw it, I'm going to play the game first'

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OMGcarrot

Nov. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is a fun game, but i just like horrendously hard games.

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ivod

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) one glitch - if you play this game at one computer, finish the impossible badge for example, and play the game later on an other computer, the coins amount stays the same but the deaths amount gets to 0

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PepsiPoP

Sep. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is indeed quite difficult.

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carol007

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Impossible? impossiblee?? impossiblleee???!!! is 60 points?! good game! :)

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