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SPOILER ALERT
If you don't pick up kitty, he sends a distress signal while you and the puppies escape, barking happily. nothing blows up. That's literally all that happens.
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The dog's name is laika? Yeah, wasn't "laika" the name of the dog that the russians sent into space...the one who they claimed they euthanized via poisoned food, but that it actually turned out died horribly when the temperature control in the ship malfunctioned and the temp inside soared to over 105 degrees, leaving the dog 7 hours of stress and overheating before its body finally mercifully shut down?
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General - "Let us unleash the dogs of WAR! What weapons do we posses Sargent?" Sargent - "A swap gun sir." General - "Is that it?" Sargent - "Well.. the other team took the weapons sir." General - "Swap gun it is. Strap it on him."
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5 stars for concept, -5 for execution. This game plays like crap. No wonder even Kongregate wouldn't give this any badges.
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ah, so we're not supposed to be able to land on that ledge near the upper right corner? sorry, i broke it when i did just that and then jumped out of the game border. now i'm perpetually falling in black space.
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I liked the boss fight. Instead of repeating the same chain of actions three/five/ten/whatever times you just have to figure out what to do and do it once!
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I beat the entire game with all puppies!!! dont believe me then how would I know the very first thing you see inside the generals chambers is a kitten that says they are the "generals very own guard kitten". I will report more about the general f you still dont believe me.