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wow that fat guy is not observant...covered in blood scissors sticking out of my chest, and he talks about italian beef
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That was weird , I was talking to a dude about fixing my computer and his response was to send an executioner with an axe.......not calling my repair guy any time soon.lol
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Imagine your in heaven. you see a guy and ask him how he died. he says, "I died fighting for my country, using my body to block a missle and save my squad. You?" "I ate a mint that was in a urinal."
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man it's a little hard...i can't seem to kill myself but i think it might be because of my laggy computer...lol i love it when you fail while wearing the pinata, you will appear at the meeting with the pinata on ur head...
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I have to say, everything was fairly normal for an office suicide... staplers... shredders... hand of God from a 'jesus freak'... I was not, however, expecting the killing blow to come from a MASSIVE SHARK IN THE FLOOR??! 4/5 would have been 5 but too short for me.
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So... i don't die from... sharks, stapleguns, TNT, weasels, a guy hitting me (pinata), a guy hitting me in the nuts, but OF COURSE I die from trying to cut my hand off.
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this guys is immortal....he got blownup...hit with bats, axes....and staples.....he also got hit with wat appears to be a hollow from bleach........holding an axe......
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ate five urinal cakes, got hacked up by pshyco clown, elctrocuted himself, was attacked by a shark, and jumped by half a billion weasels and still had to go to the meeting lol this guy is either very lucky, very stupid or has stunt doubles or possibly some combination of the three