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assasin188

Feb. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) if you lose there's a jumpscare

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DingoTM

Jan. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Bout time this made it to kong!

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gamelovergamers

Jan. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Not moving gltich!!!!

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DemoWLove

Jan. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I want to kill myself! :'( WHY CAN'T I KILL MYSELF!?!??! D:

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beeble2003

Jan. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble." Hint: I'm using a laptop. Choose better controls.

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BeatPulse

Dec. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Killed by a Copy Machine. Bam Bam!

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010110102

Dec. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) anyone else getting a responsive keypad?

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Awak3n_Shad0ws

Dec. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died by getting smashed in a copying machine

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josef733

Dec. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so retarded but I love it!

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miniman493

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Are those freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads, you're the best Evil son a dad could ever wish for! - Austin Powers, Goldmember

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GameBuggy

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Keyboard controls lock up. I pend more time getting character to move in one direction than in actually seeking opportunities to inure myself. Oh! I get it! It's a metaphor to encourage me to get back to work! Lovely!

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kingdomrush96

Nov. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i want candy

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warmachine93

Nov. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Eaten by a shark...

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FearThePeople

Nov. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) so this guys just casually intentionally maiming himself around the office and no-one bats an eyelid? Sounds like a real office

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PineyRiley

Nov. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by impalement by a 60-mph umbrella

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smokenmonkey10

Nov. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died pissing on an electric skull

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06568

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ummmm.........did anyone else see the guy in the bunny costume?

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flamedraagon

Oct. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this guys is immortal....he got blownup...hit with bats, axes....and staples.....he also got hit with wat appears to be a hollow from bleach........holding an axe......

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epicbrawleromega

Oct. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I've never seen a game where the "You Win" screen says "You Died"

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awesome_guy949

Oct. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I think that the game isn't hard...its the controls.

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papce

Oct. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i was eaten by shark.

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starsm

Sep. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dis guy is a TANK!

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ninjagod6512

Sep. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I told the manager there was cake... And i died :o

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dominic9143

Sep. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i died by getting shot by the umbrella then i did it again and died by the microwave

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Braydin_Star

Sep. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) so why am i trying to kill myself?

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sora40

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Which Pants should I wear?

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shivang2468

Sep. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this man is tottaly out of his mind

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StephT24

Sep. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by drinking MOP water :P

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Vivere

Sep. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being smitten by the hand of God. lol

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meatisatreat

Sep. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) fhieofns

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mensaboy67

Sep. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a clown killing me

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Araaon

Aug. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This guy can TRULY piss a lot.

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NickRock50

Aug. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) No one notices the blood over him?

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lordvaros

Aug. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why are the controls so awful?

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Ironant

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) awesome

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Cartonam

Aug. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol great game

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jason24693

Aug. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I always knew that mail system whould kill someone.

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londerpander

Aug. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from getting nuked by a microwave

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factor_ux

Aug. 11, 2013

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Keekbone15

Aug. 11, 2013

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Keekbone15

Aug. 11, 2013

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Greenhopper3

Aug. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Death by chocolate

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Nippapanca

Aug. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) All you have to do is stand at the supply room counter and keep having chainsaws and anvils thrown onto you.

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BlazeDash

Aug. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i died from getting eaten

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meropo

Aug. 05, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died by taking a piss on a computer.

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gamemadnesstry

Aug. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from being a piniata

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wokay

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why is the fat guy stalking me?

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phoenixmine

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) died by shark

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orangeflames4

Jul. 25, 2013

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blue4029

Jul. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this guy has so much to live for if he can survive a chainsaw to the face and stuff...but the real question is....why is there a clown in the bathroom?

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