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Oh Eduardo... I TOLD YOU YOU NEEDED NO MORE EXCERSISE BUT YOU HAD TO GO BIKE RIDING THAT ICON WAS JUST TOO TEMPTING EH?!?!?! WHOS RIGHT NOW HUH HUH!!! *crying* Oh Eduardo....
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F*CKING BIKE!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!! MY CHICKEN buckeT!!!!!!!! (yes his name is bucket...) YOU STUPID BIKE I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER RIDE YOU EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He died. And my baby sister was playing. She was not happy with the result, and got upset over the dead chick. Not funny. -_-
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why does this game exist? his game is for if you really hate and want to destroy all kind of chicken. who would want to murder a cute little precious chicken into a can of chicken food.
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Oh my gosh if you refresh and try again there is a zombie chick at the start screen and your a can with the name of your last pet on it. I'm sorry Egghead I didn't know!
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Aw, Imma name you Mabel, let's see, imma dress you up. Those eyes remind me of Bill Cipher so let's choose those. Imma feed you, here's some nuts. More nuts, more. Now you're gonna shower, and eat more nuts, and shower, and more nuts. And now let's play catch! I wonder what the gaming console does.. Oh, the bike unlocked! Maybe we're gonna go for a ride! Why's the background black? Why's the bike upside down? OH- SAWS. MABEL
MABEEEEEEEL My Mabel ;^;
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Oh, look lil' Lotte. A bike ride!" *press bike*grind*crunch* "Gasp, noooooooo......I just turned my lil' pet...into CAN FOOD!
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i decided to pick a annoying singers name for my pet, which was Justin Bieber and at the end,lets just say it was the most happiest day of my life
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i saw the horror tag i just didnt know when itd come in, i didnt expect it at all after i made my perfectly groomed and well fed pet ;-;
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I was like, "No Skrell, stahp running away! Okay, soccer ball... I've played this! Bike? How does a chicken ride a bike? Wait...... Is this??...... FUUUUUUUUUUU NO Skrell!!
Music was funny though... Refreshing kind a shocked me though....
Now Jap is dead too though....
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oooh a egg. i'll name you rylen :) oh dear, you're hungry -gives food- uh oh! now you're dirty/-_- -gives shower- STOP SCREAMING! time to play soccer! you got dirty and you are hungry. we can fix that :) -feeds- -gives another shower- You're getting older, so lets teach you how to ride a bike :) r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r--r-r-r-r-RYLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -yells at boyfriend-
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Oh, CAN your pet... CANS, UR WORSE THAN BARRELS! I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!!!! Pewdie Jr, ur with Stephano now... uhuh ;_;