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yay i made chickendahchick oh lets dress ya! now lets feed you! now give you a shower! why you dont like it? now lets play soccer yay! now we can ride bikes!...wait why did u fall? why is that bike up si- OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;-;
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oh look an egg! its hatching, oh your so cute! I will name you George! George together we will conquer all, ----3 minutes later---- ok lets go for a bike ride George , I love bike rides after this you will too :D uh why did the floor go black, did you fall off the bike? why is the bike upside down? oh you must of fell lets get you back u- WTF!!!!!!! omg omg omg 911!!!! *THIS IS A SPOILER* aaaaaah! EVIL GAME -throws computer- :( GEORGE!! WHY.
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Before Playing: Ok, so long as it doesn't turn out this thing is plotting to kill me or something...
Start: What a pretty little egg~! Ooh, I'll name you Chiko!
Dress Up: Here you are, Chiko~! I'll dress you up like Chika!
Feed: Aww... you like that stuff, don't you?
Washing: Awww... you mess wittle thing! Hehe, I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!
Playing: Oh~ Don't you just look adorable playing with your little soccer ball!
Bike: Do I need to take you out for some exercise? Ok, let's go out for some--- NO, CHIKOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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OOOOO! look a little egg! OOO! a chick! ill name you rex! OOOO! look! i can teach him how to ride a bike! wh... whys the bike upside down and spiky?? NOOO!! REX!!! who cares. saves me having to go to the supermarket. ill have 'em for dinner.
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Awww look it is a egg oooo look it is hatching I will name it lil'monkey lets feed you I will make you FAT ok lets wash you ok now lets dress you ok I like that hair ok lets put a basketball uniform on you now lets give you frekles ok you are giting BIG! so let me teach you how to ride a bike noooooo WHY ARE YOU KILLING HIM! go die in a pit he was so young ten minites later oh well LETS KILL HIM AGIN
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omfg lets see what this dose hmmmmmmmmm omfg omfg omfg I didn't know that would happen T_T crap CRAP I AM A HORBIE PARENT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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awww an egg I will name it cimchy I am going to dress you ok lets put a tupe of hair on you ohhh that is so CUTE ok eyes THAT IS SO FUNNY LOOKING ok that is SO CUTE ok lets put a mustash on you lets feed you ok now lets put you in the showere ok you are clean now lets play ball THAT WAS SO FUN now lets teach you how to ride a bike ohhhhhhhhh crap dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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this game is stupid its for like little kids until you ride the magical bike that kills you after and you don't get to ride the bike so this game flipping sucks monkey balls
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Ho, a little Chikken! It's so cute, it's so funny! Ho, a bike! Lets go click! Haha, its so cool...Wath?No, LuNyX, nooooooooooooooo!
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I started making a bunch of cans with chickens named after things and people I hate. This is how far I have gotten: pookies, preps, Raichu, Arbok, Gary Oak, Monsters, Radishes, n00bs, and spikes.