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If you play through and then reset the game, the title screen is super creepy and weird and on the side of the screen when you're playing, it has your previous canned pet.
whai.
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Aww, look, a baby chicken hatched from this egg! oh, it's so cute. I think i'll name it Blueberry! We'll do everything together! Let's eat some chicken food! Let's take a bath! Oh, you don't like baths much do you? oh well. Let's play soccer! Want to learn how to ride a bike? Okay, just get on the bike. Oh no, you fell off! I'll help you back up- wait... the bike turned upside down and spikes appeared. *thinks for a moment* OH SHIT BLUEBERRY WATCH OUT- NOOOOOOOOOO
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OMG This is soo cuutee!! Imma name you Stephano jr. *later* LETS RIDE A BIKE!!! We can go hiking in the woods after that! *clicks bike* Wh where did you go YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE PLAYING HIDE A-- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LITTLE CHICKADEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (THis game made me cry for 1 hour)
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i named my chicken pedro.... the bike killed him, and i though pedro tasted really good, the spikey bike knows how to cook
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NONONONONONONONONONONO I WANT BELEIVE IT!!!!!!! HES NOT DIED NOPE HES NOT I SWEAR HES NOT okay okay this is just a nightmare (open eyes) ...... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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awww ill call you mischeif aww your so cute oh you dont like showers?oh whats this do?(click) NNNNNNOOOOOOOOONNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wait, why is this game tagged horror? *clicks on "bike"*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Aww this game is cute.. well... A WHILE LATER... ok lets rode a bike! (bikes fall down) oh no ur hurt?? SUDDEN... spikes that i say... WHA?? NOO MY PRECIOUS GIFT OF LIFE HAS BEEN A CHICKEN TO EAT :'(
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well...
that scared me
it was soooooo cute
little liv jr!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ooh, look! I unlocked the bike! You haven't been outside yet, so I probably should teach you to ride a bike. Anyway, let's click on it! Wait, what happened to the floor? Oh no, you fell! Wait, why is the bike turning upside down? Why are the wheels spiky? What is this, I don't even.. NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GONZALO!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BIKE RIDE?! *watches Gonzalo's guts tumble down through the credits