Comments for Dolphin Olympics 2

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infernox1099

Aug. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) NASA must be freaked out to know that a dolphin can get to the moon in less than a minute.

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KillerOfU33

Mar. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) alright. im no man to study lunar activity and such, but a moon being 50 meters from the sea level sounds like a serious concern

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iWaSsOmEgUy

Jun. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Dolphin, I am writing to tell you that i am sorry about the mistreatment i have given you, so in return i will have dinner with you. THis wont be in any old restraunt though, this restraunt will be on the edge of the universe. You have 2 minutes to get here Sincerely, Your owner

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Awesome1440

Mar. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ever heard of the restaurant way above the earth. Great food but no atmoshphere

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killer02000

Sep. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) sorry no RSPCA, I am not mistreating my dolphin. I am teaching it to fly. It is his fault that he bellyflopped into the water from mars and is now dead.

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Assassin951

Aug. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Five years later I come back and revisit a game of my childhood in attempts of finally getting this bloody impossible achievement.

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grimgroove

May. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the sea is not deep enough!

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Corsheena

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you reach above moon and you're like yes, finally I'm doing good.. and then tailslide and you lose the nice entry and everything else with it. ;-;

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gothicajin

May. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) hehe... just crashed into the ground so hard i'm stuck and can't get back up, basically crippled my dolphin who is permanently stuck to the sea bed, music is still running.... i'm sorry you couldn't survived the atmospheric re-entry after going to venus.

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mooshoomonkey23

Jun. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) here is an easier way 2 get 2 the restaraunt first bulid up some serious speed by exiting the water at a 30 degree angle and entering in likewise. Forget about corkscrews and that crap. then when u have about 20 nice entries or a minute left, exit the water at a 60-70 degree angle. Then when u reach space, shift into a 20-30 degree angle and START TO CORKSCREW if u pass a group if stars, starslide by corkscrewing into them and pressing up when u slide once u have starslided 2 or 3 times, dive down into the water. begin to move up and corkscrew underwater at a 20 degree angle. When u reach the water, tailslide and immediatly press up. Then starslide at 20-30 degree angles until u reach saturn or neptune. Then, make one massive final dive to earth. exit 20-30 degree tailslide and press up. u will FRICKING FLY. make sure to starslide if u pass a group of stars. One you reach "new horizons" you are getting closer. Get this message to the top of the list and keep it alive!!!!

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uberpenguin

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Man, getting the impossible badge is mostly about pure reaction time...by the time you get to mars you pretty much have a fraction of a second to turn once you hit the ocean. Get up to jupiter and you have a fraction of a fraction (which would still be just a fraction, but w/e). There's gotta be some trick I'm not understanding, because I can't imagine anyone being able to react fast enough by the time they got to any appreciable height...

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MyNameIsEd

Aug. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So long and thanks for all the fish!

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Sorrda

May. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Why do those fish WILLINGLY follow something that EATS them?!??!??!?

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Addison

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After three years of being on Kongregate... I still can't get that damn badge. I fail ;-;

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supasmiley

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my dolphin needs life alert... it has fallen back to earth and it cant get up.

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Rockwhisperer

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think that when you go through a ring, the ring should accelerate you in the direction you are facing. I keep getting slowed down when I have already built up a ton of speed

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LomLom

Jun. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My dolphin had 6 friends swimming around him, then he leaped into space, like "I must go! My planet needs me!"

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bartje456

May. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) its stupid how you need reload ur browser if you want to change free swim and timed...

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xxfrozenxfuryxx

Apr. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) okay, I cannot possibly get to the restraunt. thats it. thats it...

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agitatedgremlin

Mar. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Went fast, hit bottom, GET STUCK.

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Soranco

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So if I go 130 meters into the air I will reach Mars? Dam', how is that we were not able to do this yet?

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Sevile

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "That's one small step for mankind, and one giant leap for dolphin-kind."

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gigglygoooo

Nov. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've waited 6 long years to say this: "LOOK MOM, I GOT THE DOLPHIN OLYMPICS 2 IMPOSSIBLE BADGE!!!!" Haha you said Id never get it! You called me a retard! Haha. Who's the retard now?

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PhoenixX2

Nov. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Every time a new high score is achieved in this game, a NASA engineer cries themself to sleep at night..

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raziel420

Apr. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously, your not teaching it to fly, it already knows how. You are helping him to escape the planet, before it gets blown up for the interstellar bypass....

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McDonalds1

Nov. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game but: #1: Why is the sea level so low? #2: A moon being 50 meters from the sea? That is just nuts.

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spurspittsburgh

Aug. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There is a planet called Passing Gas (the small blue one)!

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samuro2

Jul. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Please. MAKE THE OCEAN BOTTOMLESS DX

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NecroVendetta

Jun. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Spaceship flies by* "Uhhh, Houston? We have a dolphin."

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Jaggy27

Mar. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That awkward moment when you're jump is so long you land on hard ground when you come down.

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Wooks

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So... I had a jump height of 112 but the longest jump was only 82, so I guess longest = sideways and not up and down. Finally beat it with a height of 82 and a longest jump of 183.

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DaDude9211

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @uberpenguin: Try to get horizontal momentum. This lets you re-enter the water at something other than 90 degrees, and in turn means you have to spend less time turning (and would take longer to reach the ocean floor if you didn't turn).

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xxGameMasterxx

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm no astronomer, but I think the moon is a lot farther than 100 meters from Earth

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amberrito

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Houston, we've got a problem.." "Yes???" "I.. I think I just saw a dolphin.." "You saw what!?" "A dolphin just flew by. Oh! Wait! I see it's going back down again. Yup. Def. a dolphin." "..."

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MrGoodSire

May. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Tail slides are ridiculous. Oh going 200 mph? Howabout we just take all your momentum?

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js80

Mar. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Play the game at night time and the sea actually gets deeper. Very cool!

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zeetriss

Jul. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow , I really feel bad for my dolphin! I really do! I think I killed it badly due to the fact of sand diving my way into the bottom of the ocean nicely! So sorry Dolphin buddy I didn't mean to guild you there. Second time I couldn't move and I humped the top of the water all the way. I scored 1 point! Yah best trick ever! But I love the tail spin trick if you know what I mean grab your friendly fishes and speed up and jump then land a noice tailspin you earn a lot of points .

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IlanB

Mar. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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xandey

Feb. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, took forever to get the restaurant. The general solution is to get speed, hop up to mars or so and get a lot of starslides, usually you can chain them, then drop down by riding out a starslide to get horizontal and tailslide on the surface, hop up through the starslides. I found that if I was going too fast I wasn't able to hit up fast enough to jump off the slide, and if i was going too slow I didn't get the slide at all or didn't get high enough from the slide.

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trillian25

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Frustrating that there isn't a way to switch to free swim and back to the normal game without refreshing the page.

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Shoblock94

Feb. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It turns out you can hit the sea floor so hard you get stuck,

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olloll

Jan. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Im just curios about why a dolphin wants to goto a resturant :P

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Ant292

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, you know what? I really hate the depth of the ocean. It needs to be changed because people put in so much effort into getting such a high speed, but then all the controls are really sensitive when going through the ocean, and even the slightest touch of the up or down key can send you straight down or straight up, which leaves you doomed to fail because you then cant turn quickly enough to avoid hitting the ocean floor. Just... please lower it.

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ThunderHound

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry Mr Dolphin for smashing you into the seafloor so hard you got inbedded in it and broke my speakers with the terrible thud you made.

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avatar for Curify
Curify

Jun. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The worst part is when you get really high and when you come back down you crash into the ground...

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avatar for Smiley_Unlimited
Smiley_Unlimited

Mar. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You acquired this badge on Feb. 16, 2008. Gawd, I've been on here for too long...

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avatar for ollymursgirl
ollymursgirl

Sep. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) " i'm just a regular dolphin" "then why are you glowing?" O_O

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SketchSlayer

Nov. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why do the acceleration rings only work going up and slow you going down -.- kinda annoying accidentally hitting one on reentry

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jespicool

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wow, I would have paid A LOT to see a dolphin do that in the olympics!

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Tewgon

Feb. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I starslide several times, and descend to Earth at blazing speed. Just as I think this time I'll be fast enough to reach the End of the Universe, I hit an extension and lose the last 2 seconds I had before hitting the water.

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