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Level E might be the cruelest concoction in video game history. This game has this strange way of making you feel like you can do it, even after failing literally hundreds of times. bravo for that, I guess?
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The game would be better with a time penalty system for hitting the sides, not a system that requires a perfect run or else you have to start over from the beginning every single time. After awhile that just gets annoying. The keyboard system needs diagonal movement to be viable with the number of curves in the game.
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I got the easy badge in 2010, the hard badge in 2011, and finally, FINALLY, the impossible badge in 2014! Here is a screenshot of my times, which show that you can get it even with a pretty terrible time on level e. http://prntscr.com/4a139w
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I was so close to complete level E on keyboard, for impossible achievement. But then I blinked and lost. My anger burns with the heat of a million suns!
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I just got my 1st impossible badge. Here are my times on each level so you know what is reasonable. The only difficult one that required me to retry it a million times was level E. Get good at the first section up through the revolving trap (not the clock thing at first, the second one), then you can be more careful. I only beat it once but that was enough.
A: 13.8, B: 12.7, C: 28.7, D: 4.7 (there is a huge shortcut), E: 67.1, F: 28.3 (another shortcut that is somewhat luck based here when the shifting section butts up against the spinning cut out), G: 19.1, H: 22.1. That total is 196. Good luck!
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I'd imagine somewhere on the planet there's some technician out there with a $300 mouse pad with a dual-beam padded ion-lazer-mouse with a bottle of bullet-time pills and a red bull staring at this game saying "Oh yeah... ... I can do this...", while completely on the other side there's a 10 year old with a dried-up cracked mouse pad with a ball-mouse with a chewed-up cord and a monitor from 1980 who'd just completed the badges saying "Wow that was easy.."
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For you level e, I have written a song.
Oh, level eeeeee. Why are you an impossibility?
Whether a keyboard or a mouse, I'll break everything in my house.
You're the fifth level of eight, but it'll always be fate;
that you my level e, will always be my worst enemy.
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I found the hard badge to be really really easy, did it in like 20 minutes, Really if you find it hard just remember that you can take as long as you want in the levels, you just need to complete it.
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Congratulations! You just won the Line Flyer Badge and 60 points! Seeing that green dot at the end of level E scared the crap out of me, thinking "I better not die now"
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People say violent videogames make children grow up to be violent, that is false, these games make children grow up to be violent.
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Beyond impossible badge: Beat level E using keyboard, limiting your intense profanity to only 3 swearwords per second.
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yay Congratulations! You just won the Line Flyer Badge and 60 points! . On level E, in the parte of mazes always go right, is easier and faster.
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on level d, if you time it right you can fit under the ram head and inbetween the middle arrows, got a time of 7 seconds doing that :)
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I'm almost considering to get 0.1 seconds on every level except e, which i will just leave being 999 for the hard badge
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e is so freaking hard on keyboard mode, i get past the rotating line thingy, which is already really hard, and then i die because the color changes from black to red or something inside the spinning thing with a passageway? how am i supposed to avoid that? it changes every second and it's basically impossible to get across. level e is the only thing hard about the impossible badge but it's sooooooo hard!