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Hmmm. Does anyone know if the medium badge unlocks when I get 200, or if I have to do something else for the site to recognise I've gotten 200, because my game shows I have 211, and I'm pretty much stretching my abilities, but Kong says I only have 197. Grrr.
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@beth6x7 Once you get to the fifth floor, there will be a water pump (and drain). Just keep standing on the button until the gauge is full.
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I get it. This little blue elephant represents all normal people. Well, besides pooping pastries and killing itself for achievements... also the giant piano... and the teleports... err... nevermind.
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I just love this game!!!! By the way, to get hot coffee and cold coffee open a new tab, open the game and then you get the ot coffee. To get cold coffee just jump down the hole on the edge and keep on going. :D :)
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Achievements for [Medium Badge] are counted to date (automatically). If you don't see them right away, restart your game/reload your page. Sorry for my english ;)
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If someone is having problems with achievment 136. Waltzing Ma (press ~), change your keyboard to american, and press the button left o 1, under "esc", above tab. Hope this helps!
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Fun fact dev with everyone asking for save button make a fake save button that gives achievement and says "expecting save?" would be funny and cruel.
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What I want to know is what keyboard layout the game is made for >_> Let's just say it's not quite the Swedish layout used.
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There is a secret level ''the coffee shop'' u can get there by copying the page to a new tab,
and when ur in jump of left to get to the lower level of "the coffee shop""
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Jessie1608, get yourself in a loop with a teleporter and click Panic. Your corpse will keep looping. I don't know what to say about Waltzing Ma, because the ~ key works for me with a QWERTY keyboard. You're not holding shift or anything, are you?
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After half an hour (including breaks) I've got 80% and can't get futher. I looked in walkthrough (not only official one) and done every one achievement, so I climbed second time (first time was "bad ending") to the top, and at the second step before the end, my computer has frozen :((((( NEED SAVE GAME
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um, holy crap man this yet another great jmtb02 game sequel. Thanks for eliminating the paint-the-tile achievement and thus preventing lots of worsened eye prescriptions.
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ATLAST, =D that took me way too long, 90 minutes, including my 30 minute afking, then i tried the 4 minute time trial and got 162 achievements... hinting that i couldve done better in free mode xD =D 5/5
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Nice game and great conception, even though kinda weird making a game that is parodized in its own first 'episode'... One note though. #133 SUCKS. (The 'so happy' one.) Because half of the world uses US keyboard, but the other half does not, and for them, it is harder than you would expect to have that damn smiley accepted. Thx
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The first time I had to restart my game after 80% because of Noscript, I just started over, but then I accidentally pressed command-q instead of w and lost 70%. Never again. I understand that this is a player parody, but the lack of a save feature makes this game even more of an absolute waste of time than most games on Kongregate (I dream that one day they will store the .sol save files for all games on this site on the server side). The least they could have done is put in an achievement for submitting a request for the ability to save in game...