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Spend your first few seconds clicking quality, mute, hovering over hint?, pressing left and right at the same time, up and down at the same time, scrolling the achievement screen, clicking, hitting spacebar, and typing Jmtb02, then hit up up down down left right left right b a. After that go for exploring as much of the map as you can without dying to get the longevity badge, then hit the numbers in this order to save the most time 25301234543210314253, use death to get back to 0 and 1 easily, to get from 4 to 2, just use the spikes to die, and then after all that you need to die a LOT hitting the moving spike, and moving towards it to get 2 deaths, and then if you don't make it but are still in the air, just fall to the spikes below
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For lift-off, go through the numbers, (assuming you've found them), in reverse order, meaning 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, LIFT-OFF!!!
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I completed the game, and found out that i had just wasted 1218 seconds of my life listening to polka on a loop. Nice!
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So you're tring to make a point that achievement hunting is stupid and useless, but this game is so much fun that you instantly disprove yourself. :)
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#0: Don't move. #1: Move to the left. #2: Move to the Right. #3: Press your up key. #4: Hit a spike. #5: Use a launcher(orange box with arrows rising in it) to rise upward.
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Hey is it just something i am doing wrong or is the Stalagmite achievement bugged? I hit every spike on the level, even the moving ones.
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There is a message from jmtbo2 on the restart page: "But if you are going to whine, could you tell Greg that he still owes me tacos (from 2006)? That was a long time ago Greg, but I still remember. I STILL REMEMBER." I love these devs.
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4 minute badge:
spawn into the game, and immediately press all four arrow keys and space, and spam all the numbers. Click the mute and quality buttons and the level area, while doing that you should hover over the hint button. Drag the scrollbar.
Begin walking all over the place and touching tiles, touching all four walls. Go to each number to discover them. Then, hit 301234543210 253142 and color every tile.
When getting the cemetery chieve, keep holding up and don't release while spamming death using the moving spikes. You can grind a lot of lives quickly this way. You will accidentally float up a lot, but don't release up and just fall back down in the gaps. This will also earn you the get off your seat chieve. This will also get you 7 corpses at the same time.
go to the very top, and fall all the way down. launch three elephants into the spike pit.
You have beaten the game in 4 minutes.
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238 after 4th try of memorizing what you have to do. had to kill myself 51 times in the last 20 seconds and only needed 18 with the rythm of the hovering death